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12:41 am i’m back from seeing brokeback mountain in the theatre high af from hitting the pen on the walk home and MOM IS UP AND QUESTIONING ME ABOUT THE MOVIE!! HELP!!
#omfg i keep getting that ‘add tags’ popup on mobile every time i post on this bitch literally chill
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Whenever I make fun of deer skull old god blood pomegranate cannibal flesh teeth, it's vitally important that you know that I'm saying you can't write whatever you want. You have to write what I want and the only thing I want is gnome-centric sims 4 erotica
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you guys remember comics? that shit was good or bad, depending 💯
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Park that car
Drop that phone
Sleep on the floor
Dream about me
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and are death and the maiden perhaps looking for a third
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not to mention the homoerotic relationship you have with the weird jester who keeps giving you prophecies
i’m on the second book of the farseer trilogy. this shit is crazy. imagine you’re a bastard who’s dog keeps trying to spy on you having sex. and your uncle is possessing a quarter of your brain. and your grandpa (the king) is being poisoned to death by your other evil faggy uncle. your girlfriend might be pregnant(?). and you’ve just discovered your adoptive father was in a challengers style throuple with your dead dad and his wife. AND YOURE SEVENTEEN
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i’m on the second book of the farseer trilogy. this shit is crazy. imagine you’re a bastard who’s dog keeps trying to spy on you having sex. and your uncle is possessing a quarter of your brain. and your grandpa (the king) is being poisoned to death by your other evil faggy uncle. your girlfriend might be pregnant(?). and you’ve just discovered your adoptive father was in a challengers style throuple with your dead dad and his wife. AND YOURE SEVENTEEN
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br*d p*tt was so miscast as louis du pointe du lac it’s actually painful
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i am going to delete all social media forever and spend all my phone time looking for cross stitch patterns on etsy
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Two butches playing pool, from Sophia Wallace's "Girls will be Bois" series, 2002–2007.
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i like sabrina carpenter i think espresso is catchy she is gorgeous etc but “if you don’t want me i’ll just deem you gay” is such a bad lyric i cannot ignore it any longer. it’s not even offensive or anything or funny like picture to burn (homophobic version) like you’ll just DEEM me gay? deem? fucking deem? deem me gay? stop this madness
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