famprined
famprined
Ich glaube an nichts außer an dich und mich
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Famprined is one of the horniest and most insanely depressed guys you've ever met in your life post-civ nihilist
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famprined · 1 day ago
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the dumpy sub 6 foot guy looking at his phone in front of the condoms locker waiting for you to smile and unlock it, you notice his narrow maxilar palate and shallow midface, start laughing and turn away. suddenly the earth wrenches open beneath you casting you into a vast sulfuric waste and before the fumes choke the life out of you you try to make eye contact with the man who used Dark Elemental Shamanism to kill you but he looks away because hes shy
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famprined · 1 day ago
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we shouldn’t judge people based on their sexual fantasies. We be smart enough to understand know the difference between fantasy and reality and we shouldn’t make assumptions about someone’s real life behavior just because they mentioned having a certain kink. but if someone says they like cozy farming sims then they definitely support ethnic cleansing.
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famprined · 2 days ago
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the thing that drives me up the wall about “anti/proship” discourse is that it frames grooming as like, primarily an ideological practice in which the threat is that kids will “think adult/minor relationships are morally ok”. which sure maybe that happens idfk but the thing is that grooming is in practical almost entirely divorced from ideology and is so much more about individual exceptionalism… which I think is especially true for fandom-aged demographics! these aren’t kids who are just freshly learning the basics of right and wrong, most of them probably already generally know what pedophilia is and think it’s bad, it’s just that they’re also particularly susceptible to individualized attention that makes them feel uniquely special and mature.
like. I don’t know. it’s just incredibly frustrating to see people continually talking about CSA like it only happens because the perpetrators and victims believe pedophilia is morally permissible rather than because they think that their own personal circumstances exonerate them and make it uniquely acceptable and not harmful.
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famprined · 2 days ago
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oh also? An absolutely freaky thing I'm seeing yt leftists do?
STOP TRYING TO TRACK DOWN PROTESTORS THAT DO 'BADASS STUFF'. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT ONLINE.
PEOPLE FUCKING DIE.
AND IT'S USUALLY SOMEONE MELANATED.
THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.
y'all are so stuck on egoistic heroism that every time someone does something 'sick' at a protest you wanna turn them in to the next celebrity to have a parasocial relationship with and then they go missing.
Tf is wrong w y'all.
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send a piss video so i know u got home safe
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customer service is cooking my brain, man
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famprined · 2 days ago
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living in "progressive" areas is always so funny, pastors will slide up to your clockable ass in public and be like "man isnt it fucked up how evil most christians are to you? im not im good. we're trustworthy. we've got a church nearby you can go to" and all the churches got lgbt flags flying outside and shit. who are u fooling bro? \*looks at all the lgbt christians ive seen and met* oh. oh you're fooling a lot of people.
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famprined · 2 days ago
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in conversations about sex education for children many people fall back on teaching children to recognize and, hopefully, report predatory behavior as the primary reason why this education is good, and obviously I don't disagree with that! when I educate my 4th-6th students, we spend a significant amount of time talking about boundaries and consent and drilling in to the kids' brains that they do NOT need to tolerate inappropriate touching or other behavior from anyone, not even adults who might try to pressure them into thinking otherwise.
BUT! but but but! I think it's also really important to remember that preparing for the worst case scenario isn't the only reason to educate kids about sexuality and their bodies! kids deserve to enter puberty understanding all of the changes they'll experience, and not just the growing and sweating. it's good for kids to understand the new desires they might start experiencing! it's good to know about intense new crushes and erections and wet dreams and sexual fantasies and masturbation! those things can be really, really scary and confusing for young people who don't have any framework to understand them, and it's really easy to feel like you're doing something dirty and inappropriate if no one has told you that sexual pleasure and curiosity is normal, healthy, and good.
good sex ed should help students feel comfortable and safe expressing their sexuality! that's crucial!
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