Professional Snotlout defense attorneyPls ask me abt Eretlout im so bored
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Realizing that by shipping a rarepair you will have to scavenge for fanart and edits of them
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Jejejejejeje
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I need to be stopped, dawg.
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get scruffed, tiny idiot.
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Nono please dont get it wrong this post wasnt targeted towards you
and also I slightly resent LA Snotlout too 💔
as much as i hate mischaracterization and as much as i love Snotlout it feels like some people in the community are way too bossy abt how others view Snotlout?
news flash guys 💔 people can have different interpretations of a character (that was inconsistent)
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as much as i hate mischaracterization and as much as i love Snotlout it feels like some people in the community are way too bossy abt how others view Snotlout?
news flash guys 💔 people can have different interpretations of a character (that was inconsistent)
edit: proshitters and darkshippers dni
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Eret doesn't know why he does it. The man he knew wasn't real, was just Snotlout lying to him. He doesn't know why...
All he knows is that the panic he felt when Drago grabbed the small man by the throat and lifted him high into the air was real. Snotlout’s tears and choked sobs were real.
Eret doesn't know why he tries to save Snotlout. He doesn't know why he cradles and comforts the spy as they are held below deck. He doesn't know why he whispers soothing lies against the top of Snotlout's head.
Maybe Drago was right, maybe he's grown weak and pathetic.
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if you're in my notifications on a regular basis but we have never spoken...I want you to know that I know your username and think fondly of you
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Snotlout burning his house after thw, feeling strange to have that tall thing. Without Hookfang he feels useless, and feels like the cliff is calling him
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“I’m so normal about them”
I wasn’t in fact so normal about them, I scoured the internet for crumbs.
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I love spylout au because eretlout are in totally different genres.
eret is in a romcom, and snotlout is in a spy drama. Eret's perspective is all rose colored glasses and sighing dreamily while writing in his diary. meanwhile, snotlout has been having a stress induced episode for the past 3 months.
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Eret is clearly bigger than him, and Snotlout could notice it at every small movement of Eret's hips against his lower back, as they hid from hunter's eyes behind some crates
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Snotlout desperate to have someone, as he watches his friends get into relationships, gets into Eret's arms, knowing that the former dragon hunter would never give him more than pleasure, and Eret knows how to make Snotlout melt into his embrace by praising him.
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Snotlout thinking he's been found out by Eret.
His internal monolog turns toward the dramatic. "This is it," he thinks to himself, "I failed. I'm sorry, Hookfang. I promised I'd be back, but I guess I lied." He steels himself for the inevitable, following Eret toward an isolated room.
Smash cut to Snotlout covered in bruises and hickies, laying in bed next to a proud looking Eret.
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sorry to be brave on the internet but I think food labels should list every single ingredient and that there should be harsher penalties for mislabeling and deceptive labeling
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