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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)
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a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends
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saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street
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domming for a werewolf that takes notes for you...makes him your lycan sub scribe.
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i love lesbians. i went to get drinks with a masc who had sent me pictures of her hanging drywall. she confirmed over text that she was sending these to torture me. in person, she was so nervous her hands were trembling. she had to repeat her order twice because she was so quiet. she shakily asked for a hug at the end of the night, the way oliver twist asks for porridge. and then i got home and she sent me a picture of her just in a toolbelt, accompanied by one of the smuttiest text messages i've ever read. meanwhile when i called her to schedule the next date, she had to stop and say, "i'm so sorry i'm so nervous i'm out of breath." just. the whiplash of it all. godbless you every lesbian
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Was going for a distracted math notebook drawing in middle school
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lezzing out is such a good phrase its legit so fun. do you lez out. have you lezzed out. will you lez out. when will you lez out.
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