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Whether it's to hell or under the sheets, I'll follow you
England, to Portugal. Is it a threat? Is it a declaration of love? We'll never know
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England: Bye everyone I'm leaving my kids for a little while I'm taking a nap
France: England where are you it's been 70 years already
England: zzzzzzzz
France: ENGLAND YOUR KIDS
#hey look it's a blue moon#thats the new tag because we update once in a blue moon#APH England#APH France#or:tumblr
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Hong Kong: I'm a smart and capable Adult
England: How about some Responsibility
Hong Kong: My name is Fuckup McDisapointment and you can all refer to me as such
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Based on this _____ The idea was too good, so I thought why not visualising it?
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I doubt vodka is the answer but it’s worth a shot -Russia at some point
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France's evil clone: Shoot HIM, he's the real clone
England, points gun at clone: The REAL France would never tell someone to go die. That's my job you petty thief
#england: how am I supposed to feed my kids tonight if you steal my job you bastards#or:Twitter#APH England#APH France#hetalia
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Happy boxing day everyone! I've just been informed that it does not involve beating the crap out of your family. Apologies
England
#i know it's not boxing day but it's Halloween soon so it might as well be Christmas#APH England#or: Ryan Reynold's Twitter
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Czech: Before we begin, there's something important I need to say. Slovakia, you're collars inside out
Slovakia: W-what! Why didn't you tell me earlier!
Poland, giggling slightly: Well, there wasn't a good time to mention it
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America: What's the best way to get revenge on someone?
England: This takes a while to set up, but, get to know the person, start a family with them. They'll never see it coming
#america: how many times have you done this?#england: how many parents do you all have?#APH America#APH England#hetalia#or: Twitter
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Heres that thing I was talking about in the tags that nobody reads! It's sort of like reverse inspirational hetalia with hetalia pictures on incorrect quotes I guess? I don't know what this is tbh just sorta say it in a ask if you like it and I'll do more I guess
#Not Quotes#probabky??#*probably#last one is#or:game grumps#btw#ill probably do 3 or something a week
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(After today's chapter or was it yesterday):
Germany: I’m gonna take a France.
Germany: That’s my new word for shit, because of today’s events.
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yay you all did it u guys wowie have this line camera stickers on cocorini's bgs (and ignore the lack of quotes I'm sorry it's over 40 Celsius laffy taffy is dying)
oh yeah it's for this post:http://incorrect-hetalia-quotes.tumblr.com/post/144595253491/france-imagine-if-someone-handed-you-a-box-full
(not quite 900 notes but listen I'm doing the best I can please just take it)
#Not Quotes#a sort of we're still alive I guess#i have ideas for a new type of post so stay tuned for that#when my homeland decides to stop melting me
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England: So... are we a thing?
Portugal: Darling, we're everything!
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Yeah I always thought so too but I guess pru/can-anon can't access them or something? idk
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How is PruCan uncommon??
My guess is that there is content for it but it’s much harder to find it? The Tumblr search and tag systems are kind of Bad and I guess it also depends on who you follow and how much they post of pru/can
#hello it's still admin Lafayette#ask#anonymous#this seems to be the case for rarer ships#if it's not posted by a Famoose blogger then I guess people don't know of it but I usually think of it as somewhat popular#pru//can I mean
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WHO DO YOU SHIP ALFRED WITH
HAPPINESS AND WOW THAT WAS FAST ITS STILL ADMIN LAFAYETTE
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NOT QUITE AN ASK BUT THANKS FOR REPRESENTING PRUCAN IT IS VERY UNCOMMMON AND IM GLAD IT IS SHOWN. I SHIPIT BTW CAUSE ITS ADORABLE!
YOU’RE WELCOME FRIEND THATS RAD YOUR SHIP IS COOL AND SO ARE OTHER SHIPS👍👍👍
(ADMIN LAFAYETTE {HI REMEMBER ME I LIVE})
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