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"I asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" yeah well I asked nie huaisang and he doesn't know, he really doesn't know

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𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆 🖋️

“You are the mirror to my soul, the flash of lighting across my dark sky, the dampness in the soil after rain that nourishes my earth. Your breath when you sleep becomes my breath, and only then can I truly rest.”

A really special project – Coming soon 💌

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Thinking about Robin's award winning improv performance at the asylum and the Stobin bestie-ism and-

Robin and Steve at a restaurant. Robin forgot to tell Steve she has to leave early because she promised her current crush to help her with a project

Steve: oh I see how it is. You're abandoning me for a chance to see some boobies. (Robin: EW stop!) I have feelings, too, Robin! And boobies! You want me to take them out? I will!

Robin: Oh my god why do I hang out with you- STOP unbuttoning your shirt, you'll get chest hair all over your plate, you animal! I'll make it up to you, I promise! Dessert's on me!

Steve: ... yeah, alright. Let me get into character. (He wiggles in place and shakes his hair) Okay. You done? Because then I'll get this show on the road.

Robin: (wiping some sauce off her plate with a last piece of bread and stuffing it in her face) Yeah, I'm good. Hit me.

Steve: (gradually getting louder) You CHEATED ON ME?!?! (Robin, quietly: oh boy) IN OUR BED???

Robin: I'm sorry, babe, I know I said it wouldn't happen again but- (Steve: You PROMISED!)

Robin: -it just happened...! You were gone on that work trip-

Steve: I had to beg my mother for my grandmother's engagement ring because she knew this would happen... It's at the jeweler getting resized right now!

Robin: and Tommy was just there for me when I needed him-

Steve: TOMMY? My best friend Tommy????

It's at this point that Steve has to drop his face into his hands to hide that the shaking of his shoulders is actually laughter.

Robin: I really am sorry... but uhh what do you think, how many of our wedding plans could be changed to Tommy's name.....?

Steve: (choking on his spit, still hiding in his hands): get out, just GET OUT.

Robin: (while walking out backwards, stumbling into someone's chair) I'm sorry, baby! I still love you! I just love Tommy more!

Someone off to the side is already waving over a waiter to get Steve something chocolate for his nerves, meanwhile waiter Eddie listened in on their conversation as soon as he heard the word "boobies", knows it was all fake and is staring at Steve with hearts in his eyes.

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ok, back to the usual destiel programming

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ai destiel is just disrespectful. those 2012-2016 tumblr users put their everything in to editing destiel kissing gifs. respect your elders

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Steddie where Steve makes it a habit of stealing some of Eddie’s clothes every time he spends the night.

At first Eddie doesn’t notice what’s happening. He gives Steve a pair of sweatpants and an old and well-loved Black Sabbath t-shirt so his boyfriend won’t have to sleep in his jeans and dorky polo shirt and doesn’t think much of it.

Three days later, as Eddie picks up his dirty laundry to wash it, he doesn’t find the clothes Steve wore. It’s odd, but maybe Steve just wanted to wash it himself before giving it back to Eddie; who knows what’s going on in that pretty head of his?

 Then it happens again. Steve shows up to pick Eddie up for their date in nothing but a pair of slacks and a nice button-down. It’s fucking freezing outside and Eddie chides at him the whole time as he bullies Steve into a heavy jacket and wraps a scarf around his neck.

They go on their date, have diner, make out a little in Steve’s car, go back to Eddie’s and fall in bed together. The next day, they have breakfast, Steve kisses Eddie goodbye and leaves for work as Eddie gets in the shower. Both his jacket and scarf are gone when he finally gets back to his room to change.

“Why are half of your clothes gone?” Max asks one day; Eddie is supposed to take her to the arcade to meet the other kids that afternoon, but he totally lost track of time while he was writing down his ideas for the new campaign and now he’s late.

“Hm?”

“Your dresser is half empty,” she explains, pointing at said dresser. “It wasn’t like that a few weeks ago.”

And she’s right; it wasn’t like that and Eddie’s just now realizing it.

“I think Steve has them. He’s always borrowing my clothes but never gives them back.”

“Why?”

“I don’t know, Red, and we really don’t have time for this right now. Let’s go.”

A week later, he figures out what the hell is happening.

It should’ve been date night for them, but Eddie had to cover Nate’s shift at the bar after the man’s wife went into labor almost a month before her due date. Steve guaranteed he was fine, that they could go out some other night, but Eddie still felt like shit.

So when his shift ends, he drives to Steve’s instead of the trailer park and uses the spare key his boyfriend gave him to let himself in. The lights are off, and the place is silent. Eddie takes a quick look at the living room, just to make sure Steve is not sleeping on the couch again, then takes the stairs and makes his way to his boyfriend’s room.

Steve is fast asleep, curled up on his side and hugging what’s usually Eddie’s pillow tight against his chest. He’s also wearing Eddie’s flannel pajama pants and a grey sweater Eddie also recognizes as his own.

Closing the door behind him, Eddie tiptoes towards the bed and sits on its edge as he takes the scene in. The movement makes Steve stir awake.

“Eddie?” he asked, confused, rubbing his eye.

“Yeah, it’s me,” Eddie whispers softly.

“What are you doing here? Thought you’d be at work.”

“I was, but I missed you.”

“Missed you too.”

“Yeah, I can see that,” Eddie chuckles, dropping a kiss on his boyfriend’s hair. “Are you ever giving me these clothes back, or are they going to be held hostages forever?”

Steve pouts. “You can take these back tomorrow, they don’t smell like you anymore.”

Since Eddie is only human, he does the only sensible thing in that kind of situation; he takes off his own clothes, then the ones Steve is wearing and makes sure there’s not an inch on his boyfriend’s body that does not smell like the two of them.

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'i asked chatgpt' ok well i asked the trees that speak latin and they told me to tell you that you're a cunt

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In which Steve is bordering on legally blind yet he's more blinded by the highschool social hierarchy

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They ate this sinful apple

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The Greywaren

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Had this idea in my head for daaaays 😅

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The Wedding Night

absolute mood killer: your father having to help your husband undress you

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average trc plotline

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imagine if they took your baby daddy to super hell right after he confessed his undying love and devotion to you? happened to my good friend dean winchester.