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you so

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Person on the phone: Am I speaking to the head of the household?

John Mulaney, handing the phone to Petunia: It’s for you

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Happy pride month you guys have some things

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The Venn diagram of people who like Brooklyn Nine Nine and people who like John Mulaney is a circle titled “people who understand good comedy” (x)

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This gives off strong bisexual energy

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Family: why don’t you just move out?

Me:

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The Purest M/F Relationships:

Bob & Linda Belcher

Jake Peralta & Amy Santiago

John Mulaney & Anna-Marie Tendler

Ben Wyatt & Leslie Knope

Eleanor Shellstrop & Chidi Anagonye

Feel free to add on!

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hey its me, your local burden,

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*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

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i love myself but i dont love me back

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another prince keith edit because apparently i can’t be stopped

part 1

part 2

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Do you ever!! Just love!! Your friends!! So much!!

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this is like,, half of the show in a nutshell lmao