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PLEASE READ ALL THE REBLOGS

imagine being able to do your job without feeling like your joints are gonna snap. imagine being paid enough to cover housing, utilities, groceries, home maintenance, car maintenance, taxes, insurances, as well as for random needed or wanted items, and sudden large expenses. imagine having the energy, both physical and mental, to do your chores at home, too. imagine being able to indulge in your hobbies without that looming guilty feeling for not being "productive"

now add in dependents of any variety

Proposition: when one person has to cover a shift that is normally done by two people, they get paid double.  This is both to compensate them for working twice as hard, and to remove any temptation for management to think “hey, actually that wasn’t so bad, maybe we should do this more often.”

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I will forever be Miffed that Phone Cameras REFUSE to Properly Perceive the Moon

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I had a idea about Hazbin Hotel if you're still interested, *waves slightly rabid plot bunny* if not, anyone can adopt it.

Adam claims to set the requirements for getting into Heaven and it's fairly obvious he's talking out his ass, what if he talked... more out of his ass? Like claiming disqualifying traits for coming into Heaven as basically all minorities, orientations, different ideologies or basically anything too different from his and Eves original template old testament style? This man looks at Charlie Morningstar and her girlfriend and thought, what can I say to really piss her off? I'm the Dickmaster, not like my actions will have any consequences!

Charlie gets back to hell, not thinking much on the implications, not quite understanding what minorities, orientations or ideologies even are and relays the conversation to the hotel.

Angel Dust wondering if Molly ended up in Hell because Adam was a dick? Husk getting mad because he knew good people who died before him, who he was certain got into heaven and now learn probably had their souls erased in the exterminations? Even Niffty having a moment of sanity because there were moments of kindness in her life.

Alastor most of all gets the implication that his mother might actually have been in Hell despite being innocent and perished during a extermination due to Adam. He's grief stricken and furious.

Instead of helping her with recruiting a cannibal army he interviews Charlie live on air framing it as a call for aid using her reputation for honesty to recount the meeting in full to all of Hell. Steering the conversation to unwittingly lead Hell into a uprising Alastor had previously disagreed with because his mother was up there...

This is not Queen Lilith's uprising this is the Radio Demon providing evidence that the relatives of sinners, genuinely good people being killed off because of Adam.

Alastor speculating aloud if Heaven removes a Winners free will upon entry beyond the gates, stirring the people into a fury. Charlie pointing out rebellion is impossible because the Exorcists are unkillable.

Then Alastor reveals his hand, the words that give everyone in hell hope and a target and make Charlie realise what exactly Alastor, grief stricken proud mama's boy Alastor was aiming for with the interview.

🎶 "I know something you don't" 🎶

YES

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Avoiding Fast Fashion: How to Repair your Stuff

A friend texted me asking how to avoid fast fashion and the short answer is: you cant. unless you have the money to make all your own clothes, fast fashion is going to be a part of your life because it has permeated every corner of the fashion industry. However, you can learn basic mending and repair techniques to help your clothes last so that you are contributing far less to the fast fashion industry

Basic Hand Sewing How-to

How to Mend Jeans using Shashiko Methods

How to Mend Clothing (this channel is all about how to sew so check out her other videos)

Repairing a Seam

Re-attach the sole of a shoe

Repair holes in shoes 1 2

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Thoughts about Danny Phantom - specifically, the Lunch Lady, and why she was so upset about Sam changing the menu

Food Insecurity

Amity Park is apparently set in the Midwest (Illinois if you want to be particular). there are A Lot of Farming Communities here. even a medium city like Amity park appears to be will have a strong rural community. Farming takes up a lot of money, and a lot of it is shipped elsewhere.

also in every-sized midwest towns are people and families barely scraping by, with or without foodstamps. from what i have heard about foodstamps from various friends on foodstamps, the foodstamp program is very picky about what it allows you to aquire (a pre-cooked, ready-to-eat chicken you buy from the deli is not covered by foodstamps. pasta sauce is not covered by food stamps. fresh produce is not covered by foodstamps. these are all examples of "Luxury Items". you must get your fruits and veggies Canned.)

therefore, there was probably a significant number of children who relied on School Lunches to fulfill a significant portion of their dietary requirements - volume wise and nutrient wise. Seeing these children have access to good portions of nutrient-rich food probably brought her joy, especially if she's the one who cooked it and they like her cooking.

meat, if i remember correctly, has more nutrients packed into it than plant matter, has plenty of fat (needed if you are frequently hungry), definitely more protein, and has more calories. Vegetables are important too, for fiber and higher concentrations of specific nutrients, but meat is generally a good all-rounder and baseline.

and then in comes Sam. Sam demanded that the school lunch menu be changed to only plant matter. Sam has rich parents, can afford specialized menus to meet her dietary choice and her body's needs (fat and protein - rich plants)and more than likely has no concept of even the idea of food insecurity. Sam probably didn't think about food allergies or dietary restrictions or other health concerns. She was just kinda stuck on Plants Healthy, Meat Immoral. This new menu would have left too many children hungry. they would be getting fewer calories even if they ate the same volume as before. they would have started losing weight they couldn't afford to lose.

Lunch Lady knew this. Lunch Lady was upset.

((PS. I am probably very wrong and/or outdated on my information about the United States' foodstamp program)

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I hope it's okay to send you prompts... sorry if not.

Based on Rainbolt (Geoguesser)

The Fenton siblings have to hide in Gotham when (insert bad reveal scenario here). Dani starts getting antsy when she can't follow her obsession for travel.

Dani starts playing Geoguesser on Jazz's suggestion. It works, especially when she gains a following on (insert twitch knock-off here). People start sending her photos so she can try to find where it was taken and she gets every one correct. She starts doing these over the weekend so she can still play the actual game.

Steph and Cass found the channel first. They thought it could be staged, but then Cass sent in a picture she took in China and it showed up on the next stream. BeenThereSeenThat (the name Dani gave her channel) looked at the picture and lit up.

"I've actually been there! Two years ago, there's this little shop that sneaks leftovers to street kids near this shot. Might be right behind the photographer actually!"

Then she opens the map and zooms in immediately on the little shop Cass had been eating at when she took the picture.

After this, Steph started talking about the streamer with the other bats. Soon they were all sending in pictures from more and more obscure areas. There were a few she claims to have actually been to, but most she had been to the general area and picked up on the traits.

Eventually she was getting submissions from all the younger heroes.

Dani does joint streams with her brother, Danny (Dying4Space), where he finds locations based on the view of the night sky. He geeks out so hard when one of the pictures was taken from space (Jon had taken it to send as an 'I see you' joke to Damian from the watchtower).

Idk where to take this, maybe Danny says the coordinates of the watchtower and Batman takes it as a threat, maybe Dani is doing a stream when Jazz gets taken by a rogue and she locates them from a cracked window in the background. All I know is I want Bruce to begrudgingly respect these kids while thinking they're a threat.

When Dani starts getting haters, Danny has her mod Tucker (1kn0wwh3r3y0ul1v3 (iknowwhereyoulive in 1337 speak)). He starts dming people with their ip address, coordinates, and legal name when they harass his bro's little sister. Tucker is having the time of his life.

Dani casually pulling out the lat and long of the watchtower like

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Entry level jobs haven't existed since the 2008 crash. 90% of hiring managers won't hire recent graduates. A quarter of job listings are ghost jobs. Companies hire part time so that they don't have to give benefits. Federal minimum wage hasn't increased since 2009. The True Unemployment Rate is 25%. Master's are the new bachelor's. For most the job search takes over a year. 75% of resumes are never. actually seen by the hiring team.

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refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

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Bruce has a lot of secrets. His biggest one, perhaps, is that Damian is not his firstborn.

I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS OR THEIR WORLDS. I DO NOT INTEND TO MAKE MONEY WITH THIS POST. IF THIS POST IS ON TIKTOK I DID NOT CONSENT TO THAT. IF THIS DISCLAIMER IS MISSING THEN THE POST WAS EDITED TO NEGATE IT.

Bruce had a bit of a fling with a married couple at a science convention, fifteen or so years ago when he'd been the young, young age of thirty. Naturally, upon realizing that the condom had broken, he immediately started keeping tabs.

Maddie was revealed to be pregnant only eight weeks later.

He kept his tabs, worked his cases, and monitored her progress. Even if the child was her husband, Jack's, he wanted to make sure she was having a safe pregnancy; she'd told him at the convention that carrying Jazz had damn near killed her.

Once Daniel Fenton was born, he'd discreetly gone to the hospital, in disguise, and drawn some blood.

It was confirmed; he was Daniel Fenton's biological father.

But Daniel was safe, with loving parents who weren't involved in being a vigilante and all the absurdity that entailed.

Bruce went out of his way to erase any evidence that he'd ever done the DNA test, or that he'd been at the convention, or that he knew Jack or Maddie. His only allowance is weekly check ins, to make sure none of his enemies have found out about Daniel.

Now, though, Bruce has a problem.

Because Amity Park, the city his actual firstborn lives in, has disappeared off the face of the map. When he returned from the time stream, after things had gotten back under control, he could not find Amity anymore when he tried to do his usual check in.

All records of it were erased.

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at every customer service job i’ve worked at, during the initial introduction and workplace tour there’s always that moment where it stops being a professional ‘this is our workplace and these are the rules’ intro and becomes the ‘this is hell and these are the corners we can get away with cutting’ tour, i.e ‘this is the cupboard we go to sit and cry in during bad days’ and ‘you aren’t supposed to steal but we get minimum wage so nobody gives a shit if you take a handful of biscuits’.

with that in mind. Tim showing Damian the ropes of being Robin.

Tim: so after patrol you’re supposed to do a nightly report of any incidents at the batcomputer, i’ll show you the login and how the system works…

Bruce: *nods in satisfaction and walks away*

Tim, the second they’re alone: ok so to be honest you’re supposed to do it at the batcomputer so it’s thorough but none of us can be fucked with that so what we usually do is just keep a note on our phones of any major incidents and then on the way back to the cave we send a screenshot of it to Oracle and she inputs it remotely, it saves you like half an hour every night.

Damian: i see.

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Tim: this is the weapon storage centre; at the end of the night every bat tool has to be accounted for and scanned into the system.

Damian: everything is to be returned to here?

Tim: yeah, Bruce’s orders. but what we haven’t told B is that Dick broke the scanning system years ago so if you want to nick a cool knife or grapple gun for everyday use then you can literally scan, like, an apple or something, and input the code as the item you’re stealing and Bruce never notices.

Damian: *intrigued*

Tim: i scanned a sharpie instead of a flamethrower i was supposed to return one night. Bruce still doesn’t know it’s in my school backpack.

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Tim: this is the usual patrol route; that’s where we usually get to rest for fifteen minutes, by that 7-11 down there, and over in that alley there’s a really secluded abandoned balcony that no civilians can see.

Tim: that’s where we go during rough nights when we want to cry or stare into space for a few minutes.

Damian: good to know.

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Tim: if you hurt a rogue too badly you’re supposed to log the injuries inflicted on them to Bruce’s online files so he gets flagged by any major incidents, but Jason figured out that if you tag the injury as ‘light skin trauma’ it will register in the system as a scratch and automatically get put in the ‘unimportant’ file which Bruce isn’t notified by. So even if you stab Scarecrow in the neck, as long as you tag it as ‘light skin trauma with metal implement’ Bruce won’t see it.

Tim: the same applies to our own injury reports, so like, if you ever can’t be fucked with having to sit still and be examined in the medbay after a busy patrol, that’s how you get around him knowing you’re hurt.

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Tim: there’s supposed to be a limit on the amount of training you can do per day to stop us from ‘over doing it’ but if you time your workout to the evenings where Bruce works on the batmobile, then he never remembers to keep an eye on the timer and we get like an extra hour.

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Tim: this is the only chandelier in the manor that Alfred can’t get to to clean it, so he relies on us to swing up and polish it every now and then. So if you smoke, up there is where Jason hides his stash.

Damian: …i am eleven.

Tim: Jason started when he was ten, i dont know.

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Tim: you’re supposed to take water with you on patrol so we all have our own bottles that attach to the belt. Bruce checks that we have it but not what’s inside it, so you can fill it up with whatever. i usually go for coffee. one time Jason and Dick split a pint of margaritas in theirs and tried to see who could drink and swing the best. Dick hit a lamppost.

Damian:

Damian: …well yes. the pit enhanced Todd’s metabolism, so alcohol rarely will effect him.

Tim:

Tim: that sneaky motherfucker

Tim, turning away: DICK GUESS WHAT-

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high quality noise collection

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AU where Sam and Tucker walked into the portal with Danny, and were clinging to him when he tripped and pushed the button.

I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS OR THEIR WORLDS. I DO NOT INTEND TO MAKE MONEY WITH THIS POST. IF THIS POST IS ON TIKTOK I DID NOT CONSENT TO THAT. IF THIS DISCLAIMER IS MISSING THEN THE POST WAS EDITED TO NEGATE IT.

So instead of one halfa, all three of them are halfas.

Tucker won't stop making Power Puff girl references.

Sam almost dies all over again when she realizes that this makes her half dead; she has reached Peak Goth.

Danny's happy he's not going through this alone, and still has the little issues of "parents are ghost hunters and now I'm a ghost".

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Autistic brain really is like, "you have to overexplain so there is absolutely zero chance for misinterpretation"

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Accidental body swap at the hotel

Lucifer unaffected, murderering Valentino for trying to drag Angel Dust into work while he's stuck in Charlie's body.

Alastor actually loving the cat bird body, doing biiig stretches because he can and involuntarily purring hard to comfort himself through a anxiety attack, hating the alcohol withdrawal. Trying to reverse the body swap because he doesn't like forcing Charlie to deal with his injuries.

Vaggie as teenie tiny Niffty, not amused and terrifying everyone with her grumpy expression on Niffty face.

Charlie in Alastor's body down for the count with a case of "ow my chest, I'm going to force Alastor into therapy for hiding injuries ow and Ick the Internet is in my head and it's soo dirty, Voxtek TV is awful, I hate it."

Husk as Angel Dust with too many limbs and a migraine from controlling them all.

Niffty as Vaggie with extra height and built in feather dusters attached to her back that can also fly to dust hard to reach spots.

*slams fists on table*

GIVE ME MORE

The horror of Charlie seeing Niffty-as-Vaggie jumping into her father's arms, face way too close to his as she giggles "The Ultimate bad boy..."

That's gotta be traumatising to everyone involved lmao