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they are barring wikipedia. they are barring spotify. they are barring important news - both national news and world news. they are barring mental health forums and LGBTQ related things and so much more. this is not about protecting children, it has never been about protecting children.

the online safety act is an insane privacy breach, and if that does not scare you then you need to think harder about it. it is going to end up in a massive data leak - all the information is getting collected by random third party systems. can we trust them? no. can we even hold them accountable? no. because the government couldn’t even make their own system to do these age checks.

and i hear you - it is important that kids don’t see porn. but even if all this was about protecting kids, it’s sloppy and useless. it’s easy (for now) to get around with a vpn and the only thing the act doing is censoring things that it shouldnt. if the government wanted to protect kids, they would do something concrete about it - they would be putting more funding into education, for example.

of course the policy isnt called “national surveillance”. they’re not going to call it that. everything will be hidden behind things that people want.

so email your MP, and tell other people that this is WAY more than blocking porn from children - this is the first step towards national surveillance.

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The most insane lines delivered within Remedy's history of games. (From Alan Wake 2's "Night Springs" DLC)

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I don't know where to put the dishes.

The ever so knowledgeable Vessel:

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jonathan harker's arc is about him accepting that he is actually into being dominated by an evil vampire as long as that evil vampire is the woman he loves. mina murray harker's arc is about her accepting that she has a right to take up space and speak her mind instead of bowing to social norms. lucy westenra's arc is about how the polyamory didn't change anything, it didn't save anyone, but it still matters that the polyamory was there. arthur holmwood's arc is about learning to cope with a sudden massive tragedy by opening himself up to others and strengthening his social bonds. quincy p morris's arc is about being hot and owning guns. abraham van helsing's arc is about not getting complacent in the idea that he has an open mind and accepting that he might make wrong calls based on his biases. jack seward's arc is about rebounding from life altering heartbreak by getting back in contact with his old favorite professor from med school who he sucked off one time. count dracula's arc is about fumbling a series of bad bitches so hard that he flees the country and dies.

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vessel: this life i've built for myself is bringing me a lot of pain because i don't want to disappoint anybody but i'm also exhausted

ii:

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This is the dawg I got in me

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The bridge in 'Gethsemane' is really that bitch, huh?

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sinners is about a lot of things. about racism and oppression and how those affected by it are not exempt from using it to oppress others. about music and how it connects us through the various eras of our collective experience. but most importantly sinners is about how eating pussy is really cool and more men should love doing it

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I’m not embarrassed to say the woman falling to her knees begging Jonathan not to go to Castle Dracula often makes me tear up. Just the desperation of it. And for a complete stranger.

I know I cannot convince you of the horrors you will encounter but I will still plead for your safety. Evil is evil no matter if you were born in the east or west. I beg you because we are both human. Because if my son were about to ride off to a monster, I’d hope someone would try their best to save him, as well. Wait a day. Or two. Enough time to change your mind. If not, take the rosary. I have to do something.

Duty keeps the young Jonathan moving toward his own demise. A job to do. A business trip. That is all. Silly superstitions. Such peculiar people. Take the rosary. I must get going.

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Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

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Oh, and by the way, that Supreme Court ruling is where that Harry Potter money goes.

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Holding my trans friends in the UK close to my heart right now. I’m sorry to our trans sisters especially. This Supreme Court ruling is disgusting and devastating.

Trans women are women and always will be ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

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so alan wake is a crime novel writer who goes off on a vacation (in 2010) to a small northwestern american town with his wife and he ends up repeating the cycle of being an artist manipulated by a dark presence in a magic lake and because this lake is magic he tries to write himself out of it, resulting in fortnite (yes, that one) and dead by daylight canonically existing and he wrote a guy who'd pissed him off while on vacation into someone ELSE'S life and that's in Control (2019) and also Quantum Break (2016) is canon but also it's not because microsoft won't let remedy have the rights back and then in 2023, an FBI agent named saga anderson shows up to the SAME small northwestern town with her partner alex casey, who shares a name with the character that made alan wake famous in the first place and who is basically a stand in for max payne (grim and grouchy detective with the face of sam lake, voice of james mccaffrey) and

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Remedy Connected Universe + Old Gods of Asgard