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Don’t mind me just crying my eyes out because I just saw a video about saying goodbye to Sesame Street.
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One thing I learned from Miraculous Ladybug: don’t take the high ground. The high ground is for people who let the a-hole think they can get away with it. I’m not gonna pick a fight with you but I will stalk your socials and roast ur ugly ass into next week if I find that you have no morals or empathy for others. Ya gotta be intolerant of intolerance.

#I can’t fight#but I can verbally square tf up#I’ll cry about it later#because I’m definitely a crybaby#but tears doesn’t mean I won’t come after ur ass
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I think it probably has to do with his power set. Since he has nature powers in a sea of people who either died in battle or are children of war gods, he can appear like a “soft sunny golden retriever boy” when that’s not him at all. Sure he has his moments with the people he cares about, sure Jack does a lot of the heavy lifting with the fighting, and sure his powers involve plants, sunshine, and healing… but that kid is the equivalent to a half-feral raccoon. He lives on the streets for fuck’s sake, and the entire first chapter was him talking about who he specifically likes to screw over and steal from. He tried to fight a bird for his falafel. He punched a hole in his wall the first day at Valhalla. His first instinct when he heard about Hearthstone’s family was “so you want me to kill that guy for you?” Sure he’s never learned how to fight, but he most certainly will stab you. You don’t need training or powers for that.
Magnus is a kind person, but he’s not nice, and he certainly isn’t sunny or soft.
I don’t get where Magnus’s “soft sunshine boy” fanon characterization came from cause canonically he’s like the meanest protagonist rick has written
#magnus: i literally hate you and will kill your entire family#the fandom: haha sweet baby#magnus chase#magnus chase and the gods of asgard#fandom#my favorite feral raccoon#he’s my fav Rick protag (sorry Percy)
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We’re back at it again at Krispy Kreme!!! :D

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THEY’RE PLAYING FUCKING LEAP FROG OH MY GODS
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Toxic yaoi/yuri or eternal enemies. Either these two are gonna be flipping a coin or in (somehow) a completely healthy queerplatonic relationship.
Can't wait for their interactions
#toxic yaoi#toxic yuri#enemies to lovers#eternal enemies#cookie run kingdom#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#mystic flour cookie#dark cacao cookie#burning spice cookie#golden cheese cookie#hollyberry cookie#eternal sugar cookie#white lily cookie#silent salt cookie#I can’t tell if they’re gonna break the cycle or be worse#knowing White Lily it’s completely likely to be either#my girl is a Slytherin and I love her for it#ambitious women#it’s been a hot minute#since I opened the game#and I’m behind#but tumblr is… really keeping me up with… events
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This is how I’m going to figure out what pronouns to use when the Genderfluid (TM) kicks in and my gender become “Incomprehensible Concept”
i'm never deleting facebook
#genderfluid#assigned female by pendulum#pendulum#makes sense#I love pseudoscience#even if y’all don’t make logical sense
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GOTHIC LOLITA SHADOW YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! I need myself a man who can serve cunt 😔

🖤🥀🖤
#shadow the hedgehog#fr my emo bf blueprint#and the art is fabulous too#the way I hit reblog SO QUICKLY#reblog
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Yes, yes, yes, and no. I have knives tho :3
daily affirmations
i am the unkillable faggot
i can exist in grocery stores
i have the shittiest music taste in any room
i have a gun
#guns freak me out#too loud#I can shoot tho#i just like#my stabby stabs more#I have not died yet#therefore I am invincible#sound logic#I can exist in grocery stores#I like them because if I have my headphones on it’s actually kinda nice#you know my music is the most bizarre shit#it’s just the vibe
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Me when The Gays (TM) are gaying in the fanfic I’m reading:

Stole this tweet so I could put it here and have the ability to reblog it a bajillion times in row
#the gays#the theys#the gals#the incomprehensible concept of identity beyond my outside comprehension#i love them all#💖#I love my yaoi and yuri#and my token straights#I kick my feet like a little kid
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For some reason this is such an aggressive scene. Must be my fear of the dark
Been getting really into orange juice lately
#I love oj tho#but pulp free#the pulp sends my sensory issues into overdrive#sensory issues#orange juice#ominous#but in a good way#but in a bad way#idk
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My whole family: Awww! That’s such a cute kitten!
My dad (from a completely different corner of the US): ki-T-en! Not kI-En! Ki-en isn’t even a word!
Me, years later when researching local accents: WAIT-
#born and raised#babyyyyyyyy#yeah we don’t pronounce the T in most of our words#ki-en#bu-on (button)#mou-ain (mountain)#stuff like that#it’s my dad’s biggest pet peeve#at this point#it’s just hilarious#he’s the only one who pronounces his Ts#accents#local accents#US accents
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free use kink is gonna cost a dollar soon
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Rules are rules 🤷
Not Karl..
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N o
and now you're just somebiden that I used to joe
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😦🫢
I’m concerned as to HOW someone can make such a concoction, but then I remember the recipe to mustard gas is literally household cleaning products…
I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude
I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either
Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.
#hello???#humans never cease to terrify and amaze me#why tf would you think that much beeswax makes soap???#that would be the think I thought would go in the LEAST#that’s like washing yourself with a very dangerous candle#I hope he gets a YT tutorial the next time he tries this
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I hate everything I’m gonna (remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health) THROW MY HANDS UP 🙌 🙌🙌 THEYRE PLAYING MY SONG 🎵 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵THE BUTTERFLYS FLY AWAY 🦋🦋🦋NODDING MY HEAD LIKE YEAH👍👍👍MOVING MY HIPS LIKE YEAH🪩💃🏻🕺🪩💃🏻🕺🪩💃🏻🕺
I hate everything Im gonna (remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health) hold your hands🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ all your hands🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️As we make love tonight🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💗💗💗
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