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Me when I'm going through long-form content withdrawls while I boycott YouTube:

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The Caterpillar: *queen noises* I'm gonna start eating your larvae

The Ants: Type shit? Sure thing girlie, go ahead

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Alternatively, I have a freeze OR fight response. My professor emailing me is NOT a reason to feel aggressive.

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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As someone who has a horse girl as a mother and has experience with horses, they are actually this stupid (affectionate). That horse is the majority, not the minority.

i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

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Perfectly curated tumblr fr

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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HEY SOUL SISTER

I

DONT WANNA MISS A SINGLE THANG YOU

DOOOOOOOO

tonight~

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

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Me whenever I see Adrien and Marinette in a relationship.

a good ship is always improved by having at least one other random character who is so so fucking mad that the ship is happening and is either seething about it or actively trying to break them up. i see the appeal of "everyone else played matchmaker and they're all cheering to see the ship holding hands!!" but i need at least one character, with any motivation, to be the world's pettiest hater about it come hell or high water. bonus points if the beef is completely onesided and they still get warmly invited to the wedding anyway

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OMG she killed Miku and she's still running around free?!?!?!

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New favorite animal: the guy who my roommate befriended on our dorm floor who has infinite amount of hobbies (including but not limited to chess, professional gymnastics, sword collecting, and more) but the most awkward conversationalist EVER

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WAIT HOLY AHIT-

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Sometimes if you stare too long into The Void, The Void meows back

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That bird the whole time:

OH SHIT OH FUCK OH NO OH NO OH NO FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHH

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occasional posts from users

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I appreciate that they semi-cleaned the roller. I always hate when I get rock dust in my pizza, it just throws the texture off fr

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batfam: *on a road trip* Dick: *reading off wikipedia* it seems like the majority of animal attacks are committed by big cats. Quite a few crocodile cases, as well as canines. Ooh, pirañas too. Fascinating. Jason: what about Komodo dragons? I heard they view humans as prey dick: *scrolls down while everyone waits raptly* huh. You’re right—theyre one of the few species that do, in fact Cass: *from the far back of the car* do they eat babies too? Dick: *laughs incredulously, having misheard* do they eat MUMMIES? I mean, that would be a pretty rare food source— Jason: *snorts, barely audible over everyone else’s laughter* she said BABIES, dude. Do they eat their own offspring dick: oh, fuck, thank god. I mean, I was fully ready to believe that question. I was like, “I dunno, that seems really picky but I guess it’s not off the table” Damian: well, do they? Dick: *scrolls down a little and pauses, mouth dropping open* Wikipedia:

dick: Jason: Cass: everyone in the fucking car: dick: . . . dude imagine youre dying and someone’s like “oops sorry we’re gonna have to cremate you instead because if we bury you, The Dragons Will Come And Eat Your Bones

bruce: *trying desperately to focus on driving* is this an average conversation between all of you? Jason: yes Damian: when I die I want to be eaten by a dragon Jason: you got it bro