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If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

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How to Pack Luggage?

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Me and my baby girl.

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My baby girl was born yesterday 1/1/15 at 7lbs 3ozs and she is so beautiful!

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Still waiting on these damn contractions. Come on Clara, mommy wants to meet you!! <3

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Contractions...waiting for them to get stronger before i go to the hospital...

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GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

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When we were going through the haunted house last night, we passed through this huge room full of giant mechanical snakes, and my little brother and I both started singing MY ANACONDA DON’T at the same time, and the guy hiding in the corner that was supposed to scare us started laughing so hard he had to leave.

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Yay, my Jily Secret Santa thingie I submitted, a gift for @tenkuunoshiro. I wanted to do another post because it made me sad that I couldn’t make the images look the way I wanted them to while submitting to the Jily Secret Santa Blog :/ I guess I am still a newbie at tumblr sadly xD

Original post is over here

Happy Holidays to y’all :D

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If a 16 year old would want to adopt a child no one would give it to her because she isn’t 21 yet or not an adult or maybe too irresponsible.

So if a 16 year old is so irresponsible and not an adult yet so she wouldn’t even be allowed to adopt a child, then why would the government force her to get that child even though she might not want it?

Let’s talk about how logical the bill against abortion is now

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my mother was telling me this today. please make this go viral, this is so important.

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I think this is necessary to post. I see a lot of people “saving” bunnies.

"*Bunnies are one of the most frequently “kidnapped” mammal species. *Mothers dig a very shallow nest in the ground that is easily uncovered when mowing or raking the yard. If you find a rabbit nest-leave it alone!! *Mother rabbits only return to the nest two or three times a day, usually before dawn and right after dusk.  *To determine if they are orphaned, either place a string across the nest in a tic-tac-toe shape or circle the nest with flour. Check the nest the next day. If the string or flour is disturbed, the mother has returned. If not, take the bunnies to a rehabilitator. * A bunny that is bright eyed and 4-5 inches long is fully independent and does NOT need to be rescued! *If you find a bunny that does need to be rescued, put it in a dark, quiet location. Bunnies are a prey species and while they may look calm, they are actually very, very scared!”

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So my dad was scratching off a $20 christmas loto ticket and the conversation went: Dad: It's candycane sented! Us: what? *has us smell* me: it does! Like the canadian $100 bill! My sister: What? Thats weird. Me: yeah it smells like maple syrup. My sister: America will do that and it'll smell like a stripper because that's where all our bills go.