Alex // profile pic captioned "The Court Jester of Tabbyland" it looks like a historical photo but I'm not sure when it's from
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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agree w/u EXCEPT it would still be wrong if he hadn't known her as a kid. he's still way older and its still gross and wrong. but yeah i agree i keep seeing barb/bruce fic and art and every time i throw up in my mouth and i try to explain why it's wrong and ppl don't seem to get it (or they're just creeps themselves 🤢) it really worries me because there's a lot of kids in this fandom and they could see it and think that it's ok
okay let's like. calm down maybe.
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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bringing it up again for the millionth time but I'm still obsessed with the way that hannibal lecter is canonically aware of the narrative not because its ever explicitly stated but because the author who created him genuinely believes this to be true and stopped writing the book series because he's afraid of him
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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.
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God what i wouldn't give to have the sheer stamina and work ethic of my next door neighbor. Every morning, 8am, the hammers and drills come out. he's putting up shelves. he's feeding cables through walls 6 inches from my pillow. He's putting together furniture. He's making smoothies. He's 74 years old. Does it piss me off? of course. But i have to admit that he is clearly also the superior being. I need The Substance but to turn me (anemic 20-something with the constitution of a consumptive Victorian child) into this absolute beast of a man
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Best Conditioner for Detangling Chunks of Viscera from your Hair
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Peeta: I'd like to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Katniss: I wake up at 5am every day to go hunting.
Peeta: I'd like to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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”i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay?? im a stitch away from making it ??? and a scar away from falling apart?????? Apart?
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you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity
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EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) Dir. Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert
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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess
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