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jd vance fucked up being catholic so bad he killed the pope

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So Pope Francis met with JD Vance on Easter Sunday, giving another go at explaining compassion to him, then dies the following day

Im not saying these two things are connected, but if I was writing this book people would be criticizing me for hitting them over the head with obvious symbolism.

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this made me emotional ;-;

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i have no words. worlds first terf monk returns from a thirty year hibernation on top of a mountain i guess.

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All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

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Working on a little something (WIP)

I have been fallowing a very specific Gravity Falls AU recently and now not only am I using my graphic design skills for good rather than memes (This will be done later). But I'm also doing a bit of writing for it.

Anyway, the AU was conceptualized by @babyblankyerror, and was expanded on by @aroace-get-out-of-my-face.

Poppy Avn: Science Time with Dr.Pine! (wip)

This was a bad idea, Stanley Pines decided.

Come on, what was he thinking? Voice acting, really? He had been smoking since 17 and he thought, even if only for a moment, that he could voice act. And it had only taken that stupid little moment for him to decide not only that he could, but as a puppet for a kids show. A. Kids. Show. No wonder everyone thought he was an idiot.

Stan wanted to run and go die in a ditch somewhere. Hell, that may be just what he does after whatever producers tell him to fuck right off. What was the studio called again? What was the show even called? Pepper str- no, sesame…  road? Whatever, it didn’t matter. All Stan knew was that he was royally screwed. 

Why did he think he could do this again? Maybe it was nostalgia, remembering all of his favorite kids shows. Maybe he thought that he could sham these show folks out of their equipment. Maybe… He just wanted a chance at something normal. He was getting nowhere with his StanCo products, and wasting all of his money on new commercials wasn’t really in his current budget. Besides, it wasn't like he was really risking that much here.

The production was small. Very small. The fact that the flyers stapled throughout the city stated that they would take anyone willing to lend their voice or hands was proof enough. The fact that they let Stan, in all of his smelly, dirty, homeless glory, inside was proof enough. Although, he probably shouldn't have been that surprised. Hardly anyone else was at the auditions. Granted it didn’t help that this was happening early on a Wednesday. Not to mention, all of them were young. Stan was probably the oldest guy there. And it was also likely that, like him, no one here had any experience to speak of.

Although, who were these big-ish wigs, to judge? They were holding auditions in a dinky old warehouse that smelt like a gas spill and sadness. Stan wasn’t really able to say anything though. Already it was better than the Stanmobile, even though he would never dare say such things to the old girl, being far more insulated and protected from the outside elements. At least Stan would be safe from the early March weather here.

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some jinxes with different hairstyles. i also wanted to do the final battle buzz cut violet streak haircut but i ran out of steam.

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a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.

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boring meeting

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🌧️ 10 years of pixel art 🌨️

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Odysseus sketch based on my favorite pottery art of him

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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

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“Order of Things” - Takato Yamamoto

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