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My mother is the queen of unsettling texts. And then not answering return texts or follow up phone calls.

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I am so depressed.

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Fuck Valentines Day, being happy and in love. That is all.

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I’m just…. I’m so tired.

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Excuse me, OP, but what *the fuck* does that mean?

when vines cover up a brick wall dont remove them. bro.... That's her pubes....

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I thought this was the law on Tumblr and people who didn’t comply were put to death.

i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track

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I died 💀

Next time you're listening to "Look My Way" and fighting back tears at the sheer scope and beauty of the song, remember that Stolas is sobbing and absolutely pouring his heart out about this guy:

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Respectfully disagree. Far too many people are too stupid to know what’s good for them, honestly.

“It’s important to do what’s best for you, whether people approve of it or not. This is your life. You know what’s good for you.”

— Unknown

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I’m going to use that with my own patients 😂

I wonder how many times did Hannibal use this come back:

Will: *enters Hannibal's office for his therapy session*

Hannibal: How are you, Will?

Will: Good.

Hannibal: Then why are you here?

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This would be a fucking AMAZING opening for a YA book 😂

“Mom…Dad…I’m…” “Gay? We know sweetheart. And we still love yo—-“ “No I’m—“ “Trans too? Oh don’t worry dear we always kind of knew…” “No for the love of god I’ve been turned into a vampire!!”

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Jeff Goldblum!

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I like how Stolas looks a little sad, like he recognizes Ozzie loves Fizz and is losing his shit because of it. And he sees what it could be like with Blitz… if only…

You know my favorite thing?

This:

When the royal demons go ape shit over their imp babies.

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I have totally normal and not at all obsessive and weird feelings about Army of the Doomstar.

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Yes! This is why gentle parenting is the way. Your kid is literally LEARNING HOW TO PERSON. Your job is to teach them and help them when they run into snags along the way.

having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

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💕🙏🏻🍀💔👋🏻

I don’t like this. It looks like I’m gonna meet someone, think it’s love and I had good luck, then my heart’s gonna get broken.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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Omg I was just dreaming this and woke up at 3:30 am feeing crushing dread at the state of my waking life.