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Just so you all know...

The earliest novel on record was written by a Japanese noble-woman.

The Tale of Genji

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When you hear someone diss on your best friend in class....

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Just cruising through my old posts...

Me: *Facepalms so hard my nose is completely flattened*

Me: *Falls to knees and stares up at the sky*

Me: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

*Que dramatic black out*

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Sisters, never were there more devoted sisters....

Le me: *Just sitting at my desk writing fancy letters*

My Sister: *Opens my door, looks at me*

Me: *Stares at her for a minute*

Sister: *Sprays super concentrated, old perfume all over me*

Me: *Coughs like a chain smoker*

Sister: *Laughs demonically*

Me: *Dies of suffocation*

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That Moment When...

Your mom yells at you for doing exactly what she just asked you to do. 

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Dad Jokes

My siblings were out in the garden pulling weeds when my younger sister exclaims, “Ew! A beetle!” 

My Dad replies, “Is it Ringo? Because if it is kill it!”

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Yeah, like a million miles per hour.....

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Reunions

Seeing a friend from sixth grade and being able to carry on a conversation with them like no time had passed at all. I love reunions! 

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Naming My Guitar

Today I finally decided to name my guitar! His name is Joel! XD Yesh, I have no life, and no it is not strange to name a guitar.

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Scrolling Through My Feed

So, I was scrolling through my feed, just doing the norm, when I came across a post from iglovequotes that said, “I get butterflies when I see him...”

BUTTERFLIES?!?!?!?!?!? JUST BUTTERFLIES! Guys I get freaking TORNADOS! I can’t hardly look at him! I think I would enjoy a butterflies compared the the freaking tornados flopping all through me!

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Le Me: I'm going to do something productive with my Saturday!

Netflix: ...

Me: Don't you give me that face.

Netflix: ...

Me: No, stop that!

Netflix: ...

Me: Fine, just ONE episode of Merlin.

Netflix: You are weak

Me: Shut up

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A Tip to You Guys

Don't ever respond to a girl you're interested in with a simple, "That's cool." It's SUCH a conversation killer, and it makes the girl think you're not paying any attention to her or that the conversation bores you.

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SUCCESS!

Chatted my crush for not one, but TWO hours straight, without it getting awkward! Cross your fingers this wasn't a fluke! :) 

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WESLEY! Shoot him!

Olan Rogers in "The Comeback Kid"

Sometimes, when you have nothing to do, the best thing to do is laugh!  :) But then again, I have no life! 

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hmmmm.

Does anyone else feel like they're planning war strategy when they comment on their crush's post?