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Did y’all read jelsa & the big 6 comics on Instagram in like 2015 too or was that just me???? 😭

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Just finished season 2 of the summer I turned pretty and honestly the only couple I care about is Steven and Taylor

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@redvanillabee

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I’ve come to the conclusion based on my fictional crushes that my type typically narrows down to 3 categories:

1. pretty asshole who needs fixing

2. pretty misunderstood bad boy who needs a hug (but also needs fixing)

OR

3. gorgeous idiot who’s also powerful and useful but mostly just a gorgeous idiot

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Rewatching Agent Carter (again) so you are all invited to the renewal of my vows to my husband Chief Jack Thompson 🥰🥰

attire is formal don’t be late

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people who show their face on their tumblr are a different type of bold

like I’m not tryna have all my insanity linked back to me 💀

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I was in grade 5 when i discovered the masterpiece that is LOTR & so, naturally, I started writing my name in elvish when we would get handouts & the first time our student teacher handed back our graded papers he was like “🤨🥴😵‍💫 whose is this?” & I was like “mine!” & then by the 3rd time he just knew & for the rest of that school year I just continued writing my name in elvish like it was normal & I still think about it every night

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all the girlies talking about Barbie & the Eras Tour healing their inner child meanwhile 10 yr old me would have SCREAMED witnessing the making of Mordor & the forging of the 3 rings

not to mention seeing Aragorn’s ancestors & like the actual Man™️ who will one day cut the ring from Sauron’s hand like WHAT??

WDYM I FALL IN LOVE WITH SAURON??

seeing Halbrand save Elendil??? like bb u just ensured ur own doom 😭

I know it’s not canon but Gandalf’s first encounter with hobbits??? which explains his undying love for them???? Insane

And the galadriel backstory???? which adds so much more to her temptation with the ring?? wow

elrond being friends with durin & seeing khazad-dûm in its prime???? WOW

My inner child is SO happy rn

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Me when I was 10: ew Sauron is gross & evil & needs to die

Me at 20: he’s canonically hot and repentant… I can totally fix him…

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Okay but Rings of Power did exactly what I wanted to see with Galadriel. It was her own arrogance, her own belief that she alone was right, that her way of doing things was the right way, that led to Sauron’s rule.

Galadriel jumps, and Sauron comes to Middle Earth.

She fucked up big time because Halbrand was right. He never pretended to be a King or anything but what he was, a smith and a fighter who befriended Galadriel out of necessity.

SHE made him King of the Southlands. SHE brought him to Eregion, SHE gave him the ability to take over Middle Earth.

And honestly? What a character journey and arc she’s gonna go through. I can’t wait.

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sauron getting into a street fight on númenor is one of the greatest additions to canon like he’s truly just a messy bitch

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Fans: "I can't believe they made Sauron hot!"

Tolkien, 70 years ago: "Sauron is hot."

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HALBRAND/SAURON + text posts

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Hi followers I said this like a month ago but I have been very low on Adam Warlock inspo I’m sorry 😭

If any of u like LOTR/hobbit/ROP tho I have a LOT of inspo in that area so u might see some Tolkien fics soon (if I’m not too lazy)

To everyone waiting for new fics — will hopefully have a couple up this week!

And to those who sent me asks, I have seen them & will be working on your requests asap! :)

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I neeeeed an Isildur x Reader x Halbrand love triangle fic rnnnn 😭😭😭