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Help help help help

I have little cuts on my arms from, u know, self harm, and i have to go to the pool. My arms are on show. HELP WHAT AM I GONNA DO

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Lol, this is gonna be my daily motivation

Happy Women's Day to all the badass women on my dash!

if anyone says any shit to you, for being a women,

burn them.

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Happy patricks day from a fashionably late irish bitch🥳🇮🇪🍀☘🙃💚

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Three ships: newtmas, albinho, everlark

First ship: hinny

Last song: tonkght by kesha

Last movie: infinity war(only 1/2 of it)

Currently consuming: an apple

Currently craving: chocolate

Taggies: @gethatcake @newtslvtter @bloody-inspired @moonbirdg0ddess @dumb-ass-biatch @anyome

Tagged by @whothefuckcare

Three ships: Destiel, Saeilwena, Deancassie

First ever ship: Percabeth

Last song: Runs in the family by Amanda Palmer (slaps btw)

Last movie: The Batman (the new one with Robert Pattinson in it. It was pretty good, better than I planned)

Currently consuming: Just ate a chicken sandwich with pickles :]

Currently watching: Criminal minds and Supernatural (im really close to a system with an alter who sources from cm)

Currently craving: Physical affection (ik it's cringe)

Tagging: @potatohakuna @quillsink @daylightdoom @eclipseexile @transgender-daemon-faerie @arsonbox200

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all of the above

If you can’t think of anything to say about a fic, writers also like to know:

- what time it is

- how long you’ve been reading

- how many chapters you’ve covered in the last 24 hours

- what you were late for because you were reading

- the woeful few hours you have left to sleep

- the emotional outbreaks you’re experiencing

- the inappropriate place you’re having said outbreak

- the general public’s reaction to your outbreak

- how much phone battery you have left

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omg ya

i love when the gender options are "male" "female" and "prefer not to answer"

like it just reads as "boy" "girl" and "what are you, a cop? i don't owe you anything"

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lol yeah

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Keep on trolling in the free world

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Ohmygod i am acc dying lol too true

I mean if its so much effort to grade the assingment, then DONT GIVE US THE MF ASSINGMENTS

professors be like "I'm swamped with grading right now" my brother in christ you made the assignments

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Lol same

“trust your intuition” baby i have anxiety i can’t tell which is which sometimes

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Ok....

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agreed

Haha omg I love him so much

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They do x

Thomas: Hey bro

Newt: Yeah?

Thomas: I made you a sandwich

Newt: You made me a sandwich?

Thomas: Yeah dude

Newt: *tearing up* Bro

Thomas: *also tearing up* Bro

Newt: *still tearing up* You made a sandwich *takes a deep breath* for me?

Thomas: *stifling sobs* Yeah Bro

Newt: *embraces him in a hug* Broo

Thomas: *hugging him back* Bro

Newt and Thomas: *crying while hugging each other*

Everyone in the Glade:

Minho: Just when I thought they couldn't be gayer

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"No worries, you don't look capable of killing anyone." Thomas laughed. Little did he know how close he was to the truth. Newt was, indeed, not capable of killing anyone. Involuntarily he groped for his right ankle and Thomas noticed that the mood was about to shift. "Sorry what I meant wasn't- of course you look capable- it's just... you're not exactly giving off murderer vibes, that's what I wanted to say." “Thanks, Tommy,” said Newt, forcing a smile. "That's so bloody nice of you." "Oh shut up. Better tell me what I look like, I have absolutely no idea as there isn't a damn mirror in the entire Glade." "And that's a bloody good thing too," Newt chuckled. "Most of 'em shanks would run away screamin' if they ever saw their own face in a mirror." "That bad?" "Nah, you're fine,” said Newt, faking indifference. "You're 'round five foot nine, brown hair, brown eyes. If you were a girl one could even call ya pretty.” "Can't boys be pretty too?" Thomas pouted and the sight made Newt feel all sorts of things. "I guess." Newt shrugged, turning away to hide his embarrassment. He would have liked to simply ask Tommy if he really thought about boys being pretty or if the statement was no more than a matter of principle. 'Cause yeah, boys could be pretty – Thomas being the living proof of that, sitting just inches from him – but that didn't mean you fell in love with them. And just because Thomas could admit that other boys were attractive didn't mean he was attracted to them the way Newt was attracted to him. How would he react if Newt would come out to him now?

you can read more here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36363262/chapters/90658267

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Lol relatable

when you find a song with lyrics that perfectly fits the homoerotic fictional scenario in your head but it doesn't fit the 💫vibes💫 of the rest of the playlist so you start rethinking the whole thing

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Neither will i😭

I'll never get over Newtmas 💖

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Yes, Gally. It is

My Relationship with Characters (incorrect quotes)

Character: Gally from The Maze Runner

Gally: Are you mad at me?

Me: No.

Gally: So sharpening knives at 2 AM is a hobby?

(found on Pinterest)