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i'm of two minds about lex luthor as an elon musk allegory. on the one hand, it feels like a counterbalance we so desperately need after so many years of mcu tony stark, and on the other hand, i think it's pretty important to the superman mythos that lex, whatever his other deficiencies as a human being, is genuinely brilliant, and not, like elon musk, an utter fucking moron.

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you! tumblr user!

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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

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you! tumblr user!

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this post is currently common rarity. in 5 minutes though I'm going to edit this post to be shiny, limited edition foil. I'll edit it back to normal one minute later so best of luck getting yourself a shiny copy

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My brother is taking stage combat, he has fights for midterms and finals. Well, his midterm fight has already happened, it was fun to watch.

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an expert analysis of my five day old chicks

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Okay, I thought it would at least send plaintext even if it couldn’t link, anyways here:

Encountered this song I thought you might like.

Ooooo, What song?

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what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

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The Amelia Project has been bringing me so much inspiration and joy these past few weeks! ❤️🐦‍🔥

@ameliapodcast you guys ROCK!

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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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If it weren't for that damn safety and cultural associations thing, skateboards would be the ideal personal urban transport. Basically, they hit a great intersection of small enough to not require dedicated storage infrastructure and fast enough to get you places in a reasonable timeframe.

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I wrote this for a different post that was exploring the same concept, but:

Devil found the aurora, he was looking for a fight He just came back from Georgia after a deal that didn't go right he came across an immortal playin' a harmonica and playing it well now the devil bent into the vent and said "Boy, you're bound for hell" "I guess you don't quite know me, but me, I know of you, And I'm a real captain and harmonica player too but I'll lead you to a city so old with sins untold if I can't play better than you."

The mate said "Fuck you Mr! I am the captain, but let's make it a bet, you might regret, 'cause I won't let you win" Johnny clean your comb and play your music well a new devil's on aurora and he knows a planet that's like hell and if you win you'll find new tales to be told and if you lose he won't leave you whole

the devil opened up his case and said "I'll start this show" and smoke came from his nostrils, as he prepared to blow he put the organ to his lips and made an evil hiss and some stowaways joined and it sounded something like this: [epic harmonica, this suggested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYm0wfQZuSU]

Jonny said, "well, you're fucking good old scratch but sit in that chair right there down by the maintenance hatch"

Jonny played battle at Dolores, run stones run Jack's in the house of the rising sun Empty trails beneath steel skies Tim's gone crazy, Lenny's gonna die

and the devil laughed although he had been beat and dropped a map right down at Jonny's feet Jonny said "this was fun I might just try again, and I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the captain"

FIRST MATE!

Jonny is Johnny from the devil went down to georgia (the song)

But instead of fiddle it was a harmonica

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oooh yes:]. that song is really good btw.

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Hey, fellow fantasy nerds, I invite you to vibe along to this lesser known early 2000s fantasy banger 

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east

there is a compass I leave on my desk for no good reason

and did you have to look it up