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me: I hate cliches. They’re unoriginal and overused and repetitive and -

the story: “Do you trust me?” “With my life.”

me, sobbing: fUCK-

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ADORABLE

watching Ollie become a dad and watching how he interacts with juno is so mind-blowing when you think about how scared he was.

@ Ollie I hope you know you're doing great

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NO CAUSE I WANT THIS AS A FANFIC??? like arthur getting confused as to why merlin has given him a ring and the whole castle starts spewing out rumors that they’re engaged but it’s actually a ring that repels evil magic

[Uh did no one thought about making an amulet that repels magic for Arthur? Since evil magic seems to magnetize to him!?]

Merlin: I swear Arthur is just a walking target for magic! One day it's trolls, the next it a love potion and if it isn't a love potion, it's a spell or even better yet actually bloody posion! It's insane!

Gaius: Why don't you just make Arthur an amulet that repels magic?

Merlin: That's a thing? And I'm only being told about this now, why!?!?

Gaius: Because magic is illegal, Merlin.

Merlin: Oh don't give me that. Your mind is starting to go isn't it?

Gaius: You keep calling me old and I'll just happen to misplace the instructions.

Merlin: Fine you win! You are looking very youthful today, Gaius. Now give me the instructions.

Gaius: Kids these days....Now know Merlin once he puts whatever you give him on. He will not be able to take it off.

Merlin: I'll make him a ring. If he tries to take it off, I'll tell him his fingers have gotten too chunky.

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Merlin: Here, a gift.

Arthur: You're giving me a ring?

Merlin: Yup, found it in the market.

Arthur: This looks expensive, how could you afford it?

Merlin: Alright, rude. Anyway, I saved up to buy it, now put it on already.

Arthur: You sure are confident about this Merlin.

Merlin: Uh yeah....?

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Gwen: You proposed to Arthur!?

Merlin: I did what now!?

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Gaius: At least he really won't try to take it off now.

Merlin: I hate you.

Gaius: Shouldn't have called me old. Good thing you two actually love each other.

Merlin: Ugh!!!!!!!

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the directors told them that it was a cute scene, bradley and colin heard that they were in love and just played with it

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MERTHUR FICS ARE SO GOOD BRO I LIKE HAVE 30 BOOKMARKED

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arthur: and i took that personally

Uther: fuck sorcerers

Arthur: alright

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yeah idk how arthur spent all five seasons not knowing that merlin is a damn magic lad when he was not just looking for trouble, he was trouble itself 😭

merlin should’ve just gaslit everyone that caught him doing something magic related into thinking that it was a completely normal thing to do and the other person was the weird one

like

merlin, tired, lighting a fire:

leon, eyes wide: was that magic? did you just use magic?

merlin: nah, sometimes fire just lights up in this part of the forest. weird you don’t know that as a knight and all 

leon:

merlin, rolling his eyes: just ask anyone, its completely normal

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arthur: MERLIN DID YOUR EYES JUST TURN GOLD

merlin: 

merlin: do your eyes not turn gold?

arthur: NO ?????

merlin; wow that’s so weird! is that a family thing or is it just you

arthur: my eyes are completely normal merlin! yours are the ones turning gold !

merlin: i don’t know how to tell you this, but sometimes eyes just do that…. maybe you should get yours checked out?

//

some person walking into arthurs room while merlin’s cleaning: ARE YOU MAKING THE PRINCE’S STUFF FLOAT ???

merlin: no??? they just do that sometimes 

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yeah

omg or arthurs like “merlin ur eyes are gold”

and merlin’s like “omg you say the sweetest things <3″

and arthur’s like ?????

yea

they shouldve let merlin gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss his way through life at camelot

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AHSJFKDKSKFSKDJS he really gave him the stank eye during ep 6 😭

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FERDINAND KINGSLEY JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASE

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TAKE MY MONEY

The full set of steddie/eddie/steve tarot cards

I don't have plans to draw any more of these atm but who knows when inspiration will strike.

I've got a small run of A4 art prints ordered and a larger set of A6 postcards on the way cause I need them on my walls

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they fr would not be in good terms ☠️

where everything is the same but eddie has been there since s1

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Sandman sketches.

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no cause why does it feel like the corinthian would call you a slur when you’re having sex 😭

This mf looks so smug after saying "the corinthian is kinky" nice

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right i was so confused by him approaching like sir wHY ARE WE ADVANCING WITH THE UTMOST DETERMINATION IN OUR EYES???

Hob wanted to kiss him.

Breathe if you agree.

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the speed that took for me to immediately switch browsers was embarrassing

Me after watching Sandman episode 6:

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everyday i’ve been combing through their ao3 tag and it has still under 300 fics come on writer besties i believe in y’all

(insp)

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THIS IS CUTE AS SHIT

i’m FERAL