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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.
#my cats can go outside only in their catio. they get the experience of outside without any risk#touch grass but no cars and no killing birds#besides i really don't trust their survival skills#my family had an outdoor cat when i was little and he didn't fuck with the road...my cats? i feel like they'd gun it for the road#my house is on a pretty busy road where everyone drives too fast so the risk of getting hit by a car is very high#besides i love my cats i don't want them kidnapped either
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
#i have to retype my tags cause i realized i typed the prompt wrong 💔#but it was: keeper of dragons and blowjobs with an excess of roses#also i rolled “dragons and” back to back so technically it'd be:#keeper of dragons and dragons and blowjobs with an excess of roses#but i cut it because that doesn't make a lot of sense#either way i am...not reading it#a fanfic? perchance. a Book? no...
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HOW DARE YOU NOT INCLUDE MY POLAR BEARS.


Some of my favorite photos from the STL Zoo today 🥰
(There are snakes, lizards, and one insect under the cut, fair warning)








And then here's a picture of me taking a picture of the snakes LMAO

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#oh i call it celery#my shiny celebi in pogo is called “celery”#which is especially funny to Me because shiny celebi does Not look like celery
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can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
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what they dont tell you about growing up in the early 2010s is that fun.’s “we are young” will make your heart ache a frankly embarrassing amount
#it's funny cause i was like 9 when this song came out but it makes me feel a nostalgia i can't explain#maybe cause i associate it (and other fun. songs) with my brother but
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found this on reddit you know what i have to do
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rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good
#most of the time i rewatch something and i realize it wasn't half as good as i remember it being#or it has bits in it that really make its age show#or bits that my younger brain glossed over and then i rewatch it and its like “oh wow that should Not have fucking been in this movie” but#whaddya gonna do
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You've been turned into an animal
Spin the wheel to find out which
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#feeling this again rn#the monkees#sorry to op who has to deal with me randomly reblogging this all the time
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#i could survive keep off my grass!#now...if we're talking about the last thing i saw in Theaters...#im not sure i could survive minecraft#polls
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Explaining to my Australian ex that ice cream trucks are in fact real and not made up for television.
#in my own neighborhood? no. i live in the middle of nowhere#but i have seen them in like the park in town and stuff. so i am aware they exist#but for a while as a kid i also did think they were for movies alone LMAO#oh yeah im north american. forgot#so like...i have seen them yes but not in my neighborhood. so i am picking yes but its technically a lie
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#im from the us and i managed to get them all in like 5-ish minutes but i had to think about the fucking song from the Animaniacs#which. slowed me down. but if i didnt imagine wakko singing about the states + their capitals. i would not have managed to get them all#and even then i got stuck a few times and had to stare at the map like “who the fuck are you” because i couldnt remember All of the song#fake ass Animaniacs fan over here#polls
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accidentally told a customer the wrong price and like the little f slur I am I said "oopsie! I lied to you hold on" and she without any pause said "all liars go to hell" 😐🫡
#i love saying “oops i lied hang on” to customers when im wrong about something#have not had anyone tell me im going to hell yet but im sure itll happen
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