farawayotter
farawayotter
I am so tired
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i reblog my miscellaneous stuff here, but I have a ton of sideblogs so you're probably here from one of those! | 22 | trying to get better at actually posting stuff that I'm not hyperfixating on | i draw sometimes but it's unlikely ill post it
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farawayotter · 1 day ago
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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.
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farawayotter · 5 days ago
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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farawayotter · 18 days ago
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HOW DARE YOU NOT INCLUDE MY POLAR BEARS.
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Some of my favorite photos from the STL Zoo today 🥰
(There are snakes, lizards, and one insect under the cut, fair warning)
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And then here's a picture of me taking a picture of the snakes LMAO
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farawayotter · 19 days ago
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farawayotter · 19 days ago
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Has someone done this yet
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farawayotter · 1 month ago
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can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
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farawayotter · 1 month ago
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what they dont tell you about growing up in the early 2010s is that fun.’s  “we are young” will make your heart ache a frankly embarrassing amount
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farawayotter · 1 month ago
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farawayotter · 1 month ago
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found this on reddit you know what i have to do
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farawayotter · 1 month ago
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ON TUMBLR FOR HALF MY LIFE
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farawayotter · 1 month ago
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rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good
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farawayotter · 2 months ago
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You've been turned into an animal
Spin the wheel to find out which
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farawayotter · 2 months ago
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farawayotter · 2 months ago
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farawayotter · 2 months ago
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Explaining to my Australian ex that ice cream trucks are in fact real and not made up for television.
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farawayotter · 2 months ago
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farawayotter · 2 months ago
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accidentally told a customer the wrong price and like the little f slur I am I said "oopsie! I lied to you hold on" and she without any pause said "all liars go to hell" 😐🫡
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