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*It took Faren a couple seconds to fully realize LP was talking. Once they did, Faren's eyes rushed up to look at him, though their hands kept fidgeting with the necklace.*

*The question brought Faren's mind back to the bouquet, the same bouquet that lay right next to them at their feet.*

*A small mumble, likely of acknowledgment towards the bouquet.*

"The bouquet that i....threw...at..you.." *They began, slowly realizing how weird that moment truly was.*

"Uhm...it was meant for you..." *Faren's voice was quiet, though still audible. They didn't truly know how they made it sound, though Faren hoped that LP knew what the flowers on the bouquet symbolized. After all, Faren had picked out each flower based on how they symbolized friendship, respect, and trust.*

"Hey! LP!" *A voice could be heard from quite a bit away. Footsteps followed it, getting louder by the second. It was clear that the for now unknown was running towards LP.*

*Once near enough, they threw a bouquet towards him. It was a small yet still clearly well thought out bouquet. Each flower was clearly picked with intent. The bouquet consisted of Chrysanthemums, Irises, and Marigold flowers. Each flower was a varying shade of orange.*

(I wonder who this could be from)

[ LP?!?! LP?!??!?!? Oh my god he can't hear you.. he has his headphones on.. oh my god.. ] [ He is in the zone as well, whole body gently rocking back and forth to the beat on his headphones. If Faren was to get close enough, they could probably hear the breakcore blaring from it ] [ It was only until he saw a little white blur and then a bouquet being hurtled towards him did he finally react, gasping sharply and diving for the flowers ] [ Lands riiiight in front of them, saving the flowers from touching the ground at just the right millisecond.. ]

" ..bwoah - ! " " yo. man. bromeo, you need to be careful " " almost gave me a heartattack. almost crushed your thangs ! "

[ Gets up and brushes himself off, little lopsided grin as he's holding the bouquet back over to them ] [ LP you idiot... It's for you.. ]

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*The change of topic was a bit unexpected, though Faren quickly decided that it would be less awkward to talk of.*

*Any thought of the bouquet left their mind just as quickly once Faren processed LP's words.*

"Oh, yeah. I like a few femtanyl songs! haven't heard of duster though." *They said, their eyes looking down at their necklace.*

*Faren proceeded to fidget with said necklace, gently playing around with it, looking at the cyan liquid moving around. It calmed them to see the liquid flow .*

*The silence that followed was still a bit awkward, though much less than the confusion from the previous moment.*

(The awkwardness never for you, does it, Faren)

"Hey! LP!" *A voice could be heard from quite a bit away. Footsteps followed it, getting louder by the second. It was clear that the for now unknown was running towards LP.*

*Once near enough, they threw a bouquet towards him. It was a small yet still clearly well thought out bouquet. Each flower was clearly picked with intent. The bouquet consisted of Chrysanthemums, Irises, and Marigold flowers. Each flower was a varying shade of orange.*

(I wonder who this could be from)

[ LP?!?! LP?!??!?!? Oh my god he can't hear you.. he has his headphones on.. oh my god.. ] [ He is in the zone as well, whole body gently rocking back and forth to the beat on his headphones. If Faren was to get close enough, they could probably hear the breakcore blaring from it ] [ It was only until he saw a little white blur and then a bouquet being hurtled towards him did he finally react, gasping sharply and diving for the flowers ] [ Lands riiiight in front of them, saving the flowers from touching the ground at just the right millisecond.. ]

" ..bwoah - ! " " yo. man. bromeo, you need to be careful " " almost gave me a heartattack. almost crushed your thangs ! "

[ Gets up and brushes himself off, little lopsided grin as he's holding the bouquet back over to them ] [ LP you idiot... It's for you.. ]

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*Faren themselves could only slightly hear him, so they were more than confused when seeing LP hold the bouquet Faren made towards them.*

*They didn't know what to do, so they just stood there. Confusion only grew. Soon enough Faren realized LP didn't actually know it was for him.*

*Realizing this just made Faren nervous. Not exactly ideal considering Faren has a regularly nervous behavior when with people they don't know too well.*

*They mumbled something, their eyes going anywhere but LP.*

"Hey! LP!" *A voice could be heard from quite a bit away. Footsteps followed it, getting louder by the second. It was clear that the for now unknown was running towards LP.*

*Once near enough, they threw a bouquet towards him. It was a small yet still clearly well thought out bouquet. Each flower was clearly picked with intent. The bouquet consisted of Chrysanthemums, Irises, and Marigold flowers. Each flower was a varying shade of orange.*

(I wonder who this could be from)

[ LP?!?! LP?!??!?!? Oh my god he can't hear you.. he has his headphones on.. oh my god.. ] [ He is in the zone as well, whole body gently rocking back and forth to the beat on his headphones. If Faren was to get close enough, they could probably hear the breakcore blaring from it ] [ It was only until he saw a little white blur and then a bouquet being hurtled towards him did he finally react, gasping sharply and diving for the flowers ] [ Lands riiiight in front of them, saving the flowers from touching the ground at just the right millisecond.. ]

" ..bwoah - ! " " yo. man. bromeo, you need to be careful " " almost gave me a heartattack. almost crushed your thangs ! "

[ Gets up and brushes himself off, little lopsided grin as he's holding the bouquet back over to them ] [ LP you idiot... It's for you.. ]

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*The tiniest little squeak occurred during the tight hug, though Faren didn't mind the hug.*

"Sorry, force of habit." *They said, voice less quiet than usual. What could have possibly happened to make them so cheery?*

*Without a word, Faren brought their hand up and showed it to Simon, bringing it close to his face.*

*With how they held it, it was just barely holding on*

*It was a necklace, a necklace with a beautifully detailed yellow gerbera daisy*

"Oh, Before i forget-" *Faren reached down behind them, in an, uhm... unexpected way(to say the least) by bending backward and grabbing an upside down box that was apparently behind them this whole time???*

(I don't know bro im tired)

"I made these for you." *They opened the box, showcasing a bountiful display of many treats. Some of which were brownies, cookies, lemon cake slices, and many more.

*Two rhythmic knocks on Simon's door.*

*Outside stood Faren, a small object held in their hand. They patiently waited for the door to open, swaying slightly. A small jingle could be heard each time Faren moved.*

*Judging by their mannerisms and excited expression, it seems they're much less nervous to give a gift then usual.*

*Maybe this change was due to their last encounter. or not. Who knows.*

[ Simon took uncharacteristically long to get to his door than usual ] [ And when he opened it, it was very cautious and he was sure to peep through the cracks to see what stranger was knocking .. ]

[ When he comes to realise.. it wasn't a stranger at all! It was Faren! With a gift? What treats do they have in store for him today? ]

" ohh.. oh hi faren ! hey ! " " look at you. don't you look excited "

[ He pushed the door WIDE open, arms instantly wrapped around them. They have been grouped into the Simon friend circle. And friends of Simon always receive hugs upon meeting up after a while ] [ SQUEEEZE ]

" whatcha got there ? "

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Who are ??2?! and ??1?

(Yikes)

"I don't want to talk about them right now."

(Sorry anon. Better luck next time ig)

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What's ur favorite sport?

"Definitely Rowing."

"It's good for physical exercise!"

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How do you like your tea (If you drink it) ?

*A cup of hot tea in their hands, next to them on a counter is a large tankard of ice tea. A kettle full of freshly brewed tea next to the tankard.*

"Iced and Hot."

(Bonus):

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Have you ever broken any bones for any reason?

"Nope! My bones're strong as a Quebra-Queixo!"

[Confused Monroe Vibrations]

"oh right."

"A Quebra-Queixo is a Jawbreaker."

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What's your favorite thing to make?

"In what way? Baking, Clay, Painting, etc?"

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FAREN WATCH OUT ITS AN AMBUSH

*A heavy thud at their door stole Faren's attention.*

[Some quick vibrations from Monroe]

"I know, Monroe. I don't trust it either. But i have to go see what it is."

*Quick and silent walking was obviously the best choice for them, so that's exactly what Faren did to reach the door.*

*Luckily for Pinki and Wenda, the two of them were able to make it away from the door before Faren looked through the peephole.*

*On the doorstep was a PILE of packages. All of different shapes and sizes.*

"Oh."

*Faren opened the door and grabbed as many packages as they could in one go; then brought them inside and put them on the table. They did the same for all the other ones until every package was sitting on the table.*

*Once they were finished is when Faren was able to calculate just how many packages they got.*

"Huh. It's not as many as I thought."

"Wonder who they're from."

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What's ur Favorite fruit, Faren??

"Nothings better than a nice firm Goiaba."

"Plus, they're super nutritious!"

[Vibrations from Monroe]

"I don't think fruit flies count as fruit, Monroe"

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From what we've seen, you like making gifts for Simon right? What is he to you? (If you dont mind)

"Oh! Well, I'm not quite sure. heh. He's a good friend, he's interesting in a fun way. I like him. But I don't think of him as anything else."

*A small tint of blush spread across their cheeks; contradicting their otherwise believable statement.*

*Monroe crawls his way up Faren's arm, a good distraction. Well, good enough to steal Faren's attention for long enough to let Pinki and Wenda sneak past their window to drop off many packages without being seen.*

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omg i dont like jevin either. LETS EGG HIS HOUSE

(Bro was aghast)

"Uhm.." "I think i'll wait until Halloween for that."

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Is there anysprunki u know that you don't really like?

"But I don't really hate him or anything! He just makes me feel weird. and not in the good way."

"Apart from that, I don't really dislike anyone I've met here."

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basically what happened after Simon visited

(Monroe was just making a lot of angy vibrations cuz it dont got no mouth)

(It cant scream out it's frustrations)

(and Faren has been dealing with that burden for a while)

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Incorrect Quotes Pt 2/??

[Why are these so fun]

[Once again a bit Oc-centric. It's less than last time tho so ye]

[Tw for swearing and mentioned vomiting]

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[In the Gc that they definitely have]

Oren: Goodnight Homos

Oren: Homies*

Oren: Eh Same thing

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Wenda: You've heard of "Be gay, Do crimes" now get ready for:

Wenda: Be lesbian, rend them in the shin

Oren: Be queer, instill fear

Simon & Faren (at the same time somehow): Be bi, go for the eye

Vineria: Be pan, end a life with a bang

Owakcx: Be ace, punch face

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Tunner: It is what it is [He then proceeds to vomit his guts out]

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Clukr: Don't eat the marker

Sky: But i want to eat the marker

Clukr: Don't. eat. it.

Sky: I'm going to eat it

Clukr: No.

Sky(the marker already in his mouth): Yæsh.

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[A Picnic with the girls and Faren]

Wenda: Straighteners aren't worth your money,

Wenda: I've been using one for three weeks and i'm still definitely a lesbian

Faren: (Chokes on their drink)

Pinki & Vineria: (Laughing)

Faren(In between a coughing fit): Holy Shit!

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Faren(got forced to stop sculpting pots and actually socialize): I'm here, I'm queer, and i want to go home

Gray: real

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[Day after a girls night at Pinki's]

Pinki(Getting ready to socialize): Have you two seen my purse?

Wenda: Which one?

Vineria: You have like 16, Pinki

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Simon: It is fact that Bisexuals cant make friends.

Faren: There is only prey

Simon & Faren: (making surprisingly accurate Raptor noises)

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Owakcx: GENDER IS CONFUSING

Owakcx: SEXUALITY IS CONFUSING

Owakcx: FEELINGS ARE CONFUSING

Owakcx: EVERYTHING IS CONFUSING

Sky: Including algebra

Gray: Especially algebra

Faren: Fuck algebra

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Faren(being basically suffocated with wips of many art forms): Please peer pressure me into finishing my projects

Jevin: Do it or get sacrificed

Faren: I said peer pressure not threaten

Faren: Actually...

Faren: Is the being i'll be sacrificed to hot?

Jevin: ...

Jevin: Your thought process intrigues me

Jevin: also yes

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Tunner: I'm gay because when i was 4 i sneezed and no one said bless you so the devil entered my body and turned me into the mess i am today.

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Clukr: What's Ao3?

Gray: run....while you can..

Faren: A website where you can read and write fanfiction

Clukr: i found it

Clukr: it's beautiful

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Simon: They're called leggings because you put your le

Simon: you put your leg

Simon: They're called leggings because

Brud: Take your time

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Gray: You flirt and kiss for what?? Love??? Sex???! Pathetic.

Owakcx: To level my Charisma stat

Clukr: Ah, a gamer

Gray: You may pass

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??2?!: (Standing in front of Faren and tips his fedora at them) M'theydy

Brud(A small distance away): (not so silent laughter)

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[Two years ago from the timeline so far]

Faren: There's this girl that sits next to me whenever i'm just hanging around outside and she keeps inviting me over to study astrology but we end up just watching movies and she wrote "i love you" on one of my notebooks when i was annotating my astrology chart and she wants to take me to a vegan café.

Faren: How do i ask her if she's okay with me being non-binary

Wenda: Faren i swear to whatever god-

Brud(Whispering): Even i'm not that dumb

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Incorrect Quotes!! Pt 1/??

[This is really OC-centric. My bad gang] [I'll do better next time i swear]

[Tw for Swearing]

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Oren: Write gay fiction

Oren: Be the gay Shakespeare

Faren: Who the hell are you talking to

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??1? (to Faren): That's the 4th time this week you've mentioned cannibalism. Should i be worried?

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Vineria: I got super drunk at a party this one time and told everyone there i was a lesbian

Faren: How did you get into my house-

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[That one time Faren and Raddy hung out (Raddy was forced)]

Faren: *Yapping about Snakes and Spiders*

Raddy (Literally just trying to eat lunch): Shut the fuck up and eat your damn frosted flakes.

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Tunner: Fuck it.

Tunner: I'm going to Canada

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[Faren found Raddy hiding in a bush far away from the others homes]

Faren: What are you doing?

Raddy: I'm hiding from Pinki

Faren: What did you do.

Raddy: I challenged her to fight me and i'm scared she'll win

Faren: Damn

Simon: Good luck

Faren: WhAt the-

Faren: Where did you come from?!

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Jevin: The next time i hear Tunner sing even the slightest bit of Hamilton, I'm going to drown him

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[A very peaceful morning in Faren's house after a sleepover between them and a couple others]

Oren: Have any of you guys seen Faren?

Pinki: Now that i think about it, i haven't!

[Insert loud crash]

Faren: WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS CENTIPEDE COME FROM?!?!?

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Clukr: IM A GENIUS! A GENIUS! [insert metal pipe sound]

Clukr: Dammit.

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Garnold: Everything can be improved with a Simpsons reference!

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Gray(Talking about a toy he lost when younger):It's gone just like my dad

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Wenda: No matter what gender everyone looks good in the blood of their enemies.

Sky: and clothes

Wenda: and clothes

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Simon: Do you think i can fit 30 jumbo marshmallows in my mouth

Faren: h u h [Their ass was NOT listening]

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