i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer
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you never see cross-fandom shipping anymore. there should be horrible discourse about chilchuck x karkat
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im cooking
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now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.
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Shrimply Sublime - Finished ink illustration commission!!
My commissions are open now btw, I have one slot left!
While you're here, maybe check out my shop for more wet-beast-themed stuff!
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No, no, that's my hyperfixation in-law twice removed on my mutuals side.
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For request
Destiny Trio doing handstands...
One of them is still learning tho
(if 3 is too much just pick 2)
At this point in the story I think all of them could pull one off 🫣 but I imagine when they were younger Sora would fail the most trying to imitate Riku
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Broke:
Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.
Woke:
Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.
So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.
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girl wtf is wrong with you (me to me)
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hey girl, getting hard or hardly getting? aha. love you. say hi to your cat for me
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my dearly beloved
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"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok
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