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I'm back

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“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”

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“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”

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I got somethins to say

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Implicit storytelling in two tweets:

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how can anyone feel remotely inconvenienced by the strikes when there is quite literally more existing media than any single person could ever consume in multiple lifetimes, let alone just the one we’re given like. What the fuck

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I think the only reason I watched it as a kid was cuz I had a crush on JTT

Trying to watch Home Improvememt, but Tim Allen annoys the shit out of me

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Trying to watch Home Improvememt, but Tim Allen annoys the shit out of me

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Bugs eye view

aDoPhotography ,

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how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

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I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

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my new favorite moment on this show is mrs mccluskey relating to the new stripper on the block (played by darla) by saying she was something of a sex worker herself, having modeled women's foundational garments in the sears robuck catalog.

slay queen.

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It just occurred to me...

why does Carlos Solis look like a fatter version of sims 2 Don Lothario is it just me 💀 that beard and that shirt...

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bad bitch only glasses

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#Watching Barbie when Oppenheimer is playing next door (insp)

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"Vegan Leather"

Plastic. just say plastic.