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i love when fans randomly decide their fave fictional weird looking old dude would be a total blowjob queen. always my favorite type of guy

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umm fucking sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff ??? ? (x)

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fucking assho

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never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy's relationship after the abortion

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completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate

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thank u google thats exactly what i was looking for, not how many days she has been the prime minister of the united kingdom, her height in picometers. you can read my mind, google, its uncanny 

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2011-2015

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Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

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Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

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Typical void sound 🖤😅

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Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that

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45yr old woman discovers mpreg

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house is a girl you have to take care of her

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cr 豚鼠大boss （sound on）

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I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals