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I‘m craving a man who farts on my face and in my mouth 😤

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i wish a guy would sit on my face and let it rip 😢

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i need a man who farts in my fucking face NOW.

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i need a man who farts in my fucking face NOW.

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So since I'm going to sleep who is waking me up with a Dutch oven only to stinkface me till I can barely breathe?

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REBLOG IF YOU PREFER THE SCENT AND TASTE OF A GUY'S ASS AT THE END OF THE DAY OR AFTER A GOOD WORKOUT, OVER A FRESHLY SHOWERED ASS.

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Being sat on and then being threatened to get farted on. They start saying things like “fuck I shouldn’t had eaten (insert food here)” “my stomachs really acting up” “Whew had really bad gas today, hope none comes out” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😗

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Face sitting and farting go hand in hand, idc what nobody say

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hehe i see u normal blogs that have my number one interactions

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Dad’s tummy grumbles as I lay in his lap. He groans a bit and shuffles around, holding his belly. “Baby, daddy’s tummy is really hurting mmmf.” He grunts out. I just lay there, procrastinating the inevitable. His tummy makes more gurgling noises, I can hear the gas traveling through him. The pit in my own tummy grows as it starts to hurt from knowing whats next. I look up at him with my big scared eyes, and he glares down at me with a wicked smile on his face. “Baby…” he caresses my cheek as if he isnt about to defile me. “Its time” he says as he repositions both of us. He gets up and takes his boxers off. “Please daddy can we do it through them?” I plead. “No baby, how will you coax the farts out through my boxers? I cant do all the work.” He says sternly. He lays down and I nuzzle my nose deep into his unwashed ass. I take a big breath in and take in daddy’s scent. My comfort smell. I feel relaxed as he moans out and grabs his belly. “Oh fuuuck” he says, followed by a loud long fart that I didnt expect just yet. *BBRRRPPPPP* Right as I go to pull my head back I feel his hand grab my hair and push me as deep as possible, grinding my face into his gassy asshole. “Ohhhh fuck yeah” he growls. “Lick, slave. I need to feel your tongue like a good mutt.” He grunts out, I start lapping at his asshole while trying so hard to hide my disgust. It smells so bad. I stick my tongue in his asshole just in time for him to fart around it, still holding my head down. *BBBRRAAAPP* I hear and feel it explode out of him as he whines and grunts. A few more small ones spitter out after it. I cough and try to recoil my tongue but he immediately orders me to put it back.

He pushes a few more nasty farts out onto my tongue and face. Then he says “Mmmm okay baby, time for the fun part. You get to help me get everything else out too.” Dread fills me and I know exactly what he means. He pulls my head out and stands up. Im kneeling in front of him as he grabs my face and squeezes my cheeks together as he calls me a good little slave. Then he grabs me by the hair again and makes me crawl after him to the bathroom. Im kneeling in front of the toilet with my head down as he sits down and positions himself, sighing proudly. “Fuck I really have to go this time baby.” He says. My shoulders fall and I stare at the ground. “Are you being an ingrate, mutt?” He says before grabbing my face again to stare up at him. “You better fucking thank me for using you, tell me how much you love it. NOW!” He spits out at me through gritted teeth. “I-I love it daddy I love it! I swear I do.” I whine out, terrified. He spits in my face before a quiet “Good bitch.” Then I see him relax as he points his cock at my face. I open my mouth wide as his piss starts to flow out, first landing on my body before he aims into my mouth. I start to swallow as much as I can while he moans with relief. He laughs when he can see me struggling and mocks me for it. “Poor baby is it too much piss at once? Look, it’s getting all over your dumb little baby body. Awww.” Tears start to form in my eyes as I hear him fart a bit in the toilet bowl. I can smell it, and it smells a lot more like shit.

He leans back after he’s done pissing. I put my mouth around his cock dutifully and suck the rest of the piss off it while it hardens in my mouth. He moans and whines and grunts while he starts to strain as I begin sucking his cock. “Mmmm fuck good girl I can feel it coming baby.” He says in ecstasy. Then I hear his shit start to come out. “Mmmm fuck baby, good toilet.” He moans out. The smell of his shit hits me in the face while I hold his cock in my throat, grateful he isnt yet holding me down. My gratefulness wears off quickly as I hear him start to shit more, hearing it crackle and hearing the accompanying farts trickle out. He whines and groans as he empties himself, holding my head down on his cock every time he strains and pushes his asshole out. Soon he bobs my head up and down on his cock furiously as his hard cock throbs in my mouth. “Oh fuck baby I’m gonna cum, god I’m gonna shoot down your throat fuck get it all out baby!” He exclaims. I brace myself as he holds my head down so my face is practically in the toilet, as the last of his shit comes pouring out and he shoots cum down my throat. I swallow every last drop, and he pulls my head off just for me to breathe in the smell of his piss and shit.

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"ok holy shit but someone crouching over someone else's face and slowly pushing and sucking back in a log, threatening and edging the log out closer to dropping on their face. the farts they're letting out between the load making the situation even more unbearable for the person on the floor, especially if the bottom is restrained or too drugged to move or something. sorry if this is too gross/too much"

was an ask i got but i fucked up the response, so i'm writing it again. @thatbastard56

Y/F kneeled above you with their ass hanging over your face, their asshole twitching. You squirmed a bit against their thighs that had basically locked you in place. They had been sitting down and raising up against your face all day, little *Fbprts* and *Prbts* rumbling against your face.

They began to huff a bit as they leaned back, bopping your face with their ass. With their lip in their teeth they grunted out a bit and pushed, letting a thick turd peek out of their ass above you. You gripped their legs and tried to move, but it was useless. They sighed and laughed a little as they clenched their load back in.

"Mmngh."

*PHBRAABBBBTHTB*

"Ah.. MM-"

*FRABBBTTBPCH*

You let out a coughing fit as they relaxed themselves, letting out a torrent of gas directly into your face. They even strained a bit above you to keep it going, clenching their legs even tighter.

Y/F sighed again as they laid forward, humming before grunting again, a solid mass shlrking out of them and even rubbing against the tip of your nose before they groaned and sucked it back up.

*PBFTH*

"...Y'know this is gonna end up all over your face in a second, right? I can't hold it any longer. Or at least I don't really want to."

You closed your eyes as you heard another sputtering fart.

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Face sitting and farting go hand in hand, idc what nobody say

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wanna coax the farts out with my tongue on his asshole

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need to be under the blanket while he rips ass bc his tummy hurts and he needs me to breathe him in

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Licking his asshole clean after he worked up a sweat from abusing you

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