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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions
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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever
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do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
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Kevin the Kitten and Satan the Cat 🖤 Artist: 📸@vanessastockard
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how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows
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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!
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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it
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I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.
For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.
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