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December 15 2019 - The UFC’s biggest MAGA piece of shit (other than president Dana White) Colby Covington just had a title fight against Nigerian immigrant champion Kamaru Usman. During the fight Colby got his jaw broken, got knocked out in the last round and then proceeded to literally run away during the champ’s victory announcement. [video]/[video]/[video]

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Beware!

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Oh god that'd be so chaotic. Do it!!!

Here’s how the “younger justice” designs are looking. What do y’all think? And should I make it an ask blog or a fic series…let me know!

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Tim Drake’s brain cells are categorized based on anticipated need and once they’re in their little boxes they stay there and can not be used for any other purpose which is fine except when it’s not and no I will not be expanding on this at this time.

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I‘d love for there to be a really intense scene where a load of flashfam members are fighting their personal speedster arch nemesis (Barry with Thawne, Wally with Zolomon ect.) filled with action lines and suspenseful music

and then cuts to impulse and inertia sat down at a table playing a seemingly mundane game of Jenga

and then cutting to another flashes intense fight

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DO IT

I would like to draw max meeting a teeny Bart. Would anyone be into that or should I scrap it and throw it into the “too self-oriented” bin

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Me playing Minecraft:oh wow music disc 11! It looks a banged up but ill give it a play

Me,after playing it:that was so fucked up. I have a new favorite music disc.

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it wasnt the LGBT community that brought back Minecraft and it wasn’t the neurodivergent community who brought it back, it was my 50 year old dad who made a replica of the 7 layers of hell from Dante’s Inferno in his survival world thanks

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It becomes a tradition, starting with the Fab Five, for the mentors in the Justice League to send their sidekicks away to summer camp for a month every year, from the ages of 12-16. When asked, the parents say it's so the kids can have a vacation and just be kids for a bit.... But it's also so they can have a break from having heart attacks from their snarky hardheaded teenagers throwing themselves into danger. Just for a little while.

They know better than to send the kids to separate camps (sending them away is hard enough to sell them on, sending them away without their friends would go over about as well as wrestling a pack of rabid coyotes, these children are a package deal, do not separate) and the camp has been vetted very thoroughly by both Bruce and Clark.... And because the parents are all paranoid (for good reason), J'onn goes undercover as a camp counselor to make sure they stay safe and have access to the league if they really need it.

The only ones who never complain about being sent are Billy (Who Bruce insists should go and foots the bill) and, later, Bart and then Jon. Not because they don't have a good time but because each year they all take themselves a little bit more too seriously, and summer camp is a great way to remind them to chill out and be kids while they can.

(Jason only complains because he always gets homesick and misses Bruce and Alfred, not that he's really willing to admit it.)

(Damian only complains the first time.... And then promptly becomes a Disney Princess among the forest critters when he gets there. It's getting him to leave that becomes the problem.)

Wally and Roy "accidentally" make flamethrowers out of their bug spray one year and nearly get sent home early. Kon takes up soap making/carving, Donna likes flower pressing. Dick is the best at giant Jenga. Steph and Cassie steal Tim, Bart, and Kon's clothes and hide them around camp. The boys get their revenge when they play paintball. Tim is having the time of his life taking photos of all his friends smiling so much. Jon enjoys the scavenger hunts and has never seen Damian this happy (while he feeds an entire family of raccoons).

They all have more friendship bracelets than they know what to do with.

Heroism can wait kids, go climb on some rocks and toasts some marshmallows, build some stuff. Your moms and dads are gonna keep the letters you send them forever and give you the biggest hugs when you come home, promise.

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oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

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I just really love the parallels here

Eobard keeps trying to be Barry. The man wants to take over his life, fool Barry's friends and family into thinking that he's Barry Allen and be the Flash but he never accounts for the (former) Kid Flashes.

Wally and Bart watched 'Barry' be mean, rude and disrespectful and both immediately jumped to Invasion of the Body Snatchers and I love them for it. They never even considered that Barry could be mean to them, it wasn't even an option. If Barry was being mean to them then it wasn't actually Barry.

Wally full on bitch slaps the guy and Bart drop kicks his ass without a moment of hesitation. And both do it while telling Eobard that he isn't Barry and that he'll never be Barry.

The absolute respect and love those two have for Barry is just downright beautiful sometimes (and very much deserved and reciprocated). I love how violently wholesome they are.

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Iris could have Rudy Charlotte and Daniel as siblings (@dc please bring back Charlotte). Or when they rebooted Vibe he went from his 2 named siblings being his brother Armando and sister Rosita to his only siblings being his 2 brothers Armando and Dante and this clearly means Dante Ramon (the best sibling) is actually trans so maybe any changes like going from a brother and a sister to 2 brothers means one of them is trans. As Charlotte had a daughter and Daniel has a son by this logic Wallace is also trans and named himself after his cousin.

This is sound logic Wallace is trans now

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haha speedsters gay

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Tim after all the bs DC has put him through over the years lol

Cue the core4 aggressively cuddling Tim for implying he doesn’t have feelings! They’re here to prove him wrong through the power of love!! 😤

This IASIP joke has always made me laugh, so I’m glad I finally had the chance to make my own version!

The original first draft actually featured Bruce and Dick, but I later changed it to Tim and Kon since I thought it was funnier-but if you’re interested in seeing the original draft, and other behind the scenes content, consider checking out my Patreon! Link in my bio!

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I do love unhinged Wally energy cause it’s always directed t antagonizing the villain in a way they hate most: being on upped in their feral ness by a hero.

Like I love that a lot of the time, Wally outsmarts his villains as much as he hits them.

On god, what he did to thawne funniest shit.

Most of the time, he's not really "feral". He's annoying. He's a cocky braggadocio who never really outgrew out of making quips and melodramatic speeches and he deliberately takes time out of his day to antagonize his villains. For example, he once got fake-invited to a Rogue get-together and he still showed up, out of costume, and with a date on his arms. Except, he's also genuinely a nice person who cares about his villains, so all of the Rogues have to suck it up and deal with how punchable his face is.

The Flash (2016) #771

And then, you get moments like the above panel, where Wally straight up does not care! He turns Thad into a living statue trapped within slow-motion, he figures out exactly how easy it would be to kill Superman if he truly wanted to, he describes how viscerally he wants to actually kill Thawne, etc and etc. I think that there's a very clear point in Wally's mind between someone who is redeemable and someone who is irredeemable, and while the former is always treated with compassion if not a little bit of snarkiness, the latter receives the worst of his apathy.

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You know those, "Your crush, her dad, her brother, her bestfriends, he exe, you" memes?

that but like from bernard's pov

This took me longer to edit than I'd like to admit lol

Also yes I wish I could've included Jason and Duke and stuff but I only had so much room I'm sorry :/

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My little brother referred to my blue beetle action figure I was letting him play with as 'her' so Jaime reyes uses he/she pronouns now