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( 📘 ) — do you like protagonists? protagonists, that are sports players? how about one turned poets? well, then this may be the muse for you!

please like or reblog this post if you’d like to interact with canon divergent a fem!mc from doki doki literature club!

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Send my muse “⍨” and they’ll tell your muse something they don’t want to tell them.

Specify the muse you’re sending to if necessary!

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MORE RANDOM BUZZFEED UNSOLVED STARTERS.  strong language & dark themes present. change names/pronouns as required.

“ we’re gonna see a thousands ghosts tonight. ”

“ maybe there was something else going on with him. ”

“ i feel like maybe he ate some moldy bread or something. ”

“ that’s what happened to those people in france. ”

“ you gotta be fond of wind. ”

“ you gotta love squeaky shoes. ”

“ down to the vaults we go. ”

“ it’s definitely something. ”

“ we have different ideas of things that are definitely something. ”

“ not even a little bit of concern on his face. ”

“ you’re an idiot. ”

“ i did get spiderwebs in my hair. ”

“ you look ridiculous with that cobweb in your hair. ”

“ you just tasted history. ”

“ i can’t see the top of my head. ”

“ no one can see the top of your head except god. ”

“ the fancy boy stairs. ”

“ we’re fancy boys. ”

“ a couple of american schmucks. ”

“ we’re both dipshits. ” 

“ i’m one of the stupidest people to ever walk the earth and i made it up your staircase. ”

“ and he’s even dumber than me. ”

“ yes, i’m dumber than him. ”

“ you son of a bitch. ”

“ it’s a weird one. ”

“ i’m jim on the office and i believe in ghosts. ”

“ that’s a — that’s what heads are. ”

“ we call ourselves hole butts. ”

“ all hail the obelisk. ”

“ this sounds like a nightmare. ”

“ a hundred years before now two royal jackasses sat in this spot, and uh carelessly talked about history. ”

“ you look like you have the biggest i have ever seen. ”

“ this is like a thimble on an apple. ”

“ who chopped a nun’s head off? ”

“ it’s just never a good sign when you give yourself a nickname. ”

“ they really knew how to make spooky doors back then. ”

“ so you’ve resorted to orbs now? ”

“ enjoy that juicy orb. ”

“ i’m gonna enjoy this juicy orb. ”

“ you’ve got orbs in your brain! ”

“ if you’re in here matthew you can go fuck yourself. ”

“ you’ll be happy to know that the boys are gone. ”

“ colchester castle has been conquered by the ghouligans. ”

“ that’s us. we’re the ghouligans. ”

“ i’m into that. ”

“ you’re off the team. ”

“ i am the team. ”

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Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.

topheavybrawler:

(For example, a stormtrooper mask:

 “A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realise that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”)

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//this is a sideblog btw! i forgot to put it in the rules but i follow back from @bottlesexe !

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//note!

i work better through prompts to start threads, so, whenever i start rbing them, don't be scared to send them!

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‘oh, i’ve been riding up the wrong path, but im gonna make sure i get the last laugh.’

                   penned by ichi !