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“ I’m travelling around with the boner squad, and I never get to just say what I’m feeling.”

ADVENTURE TIME.

    “ did you just call me part of the boner squad ? “

He’s not touching that with a 30 foot pole. Probably.

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“Well, life giveth and we taketh away.”

ADVENTURE TIME.

    “ but … my beef bowl … “

He looks so sad, staring forlornly down at the upturned container, left dropped at his feet. It’s depressing but, he manages to disassociate the pain away, glancing to once side and sighing.

    “ life can suck my dick. “

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➟➟Adventure Zone (Balance) Starters

[[A combination of themes! Positive, casual, angst and sillyness! Should be something for everyone]]

“It’s gonna be a good day, isn’t it?” “Don’t think, smack! Less talky, more hitty!” “Well here’s my surprise: I’m not doing it. ” “You’re going to have to fight and you’re gonna win.” “You’re going to be amazing.”  “Okay, let’s try that again and you say yes to my fucking bit.” “I am absolutely going to kill him- oh my god, I’m gonna kill him so good.” “Unconventional, but impressive.” “But it does recover, and not just that, it thrives. ” “But sometimes, a big gnarly attack is pretty fucking strong too.” “Choose joy.” “I’m not saying it’s an easy choice.” “I’m always gonna be there from now on.” “This is one of those fights we’re supposed to lose!” “Whatever happens next, well… we’ll just have to find out together.” “Hear that, babe? We’re legends.” “Well, she can forbid all she wants.” “I thought you were gone. I thought everything was gone.” “Did you really think I had forgotten about you?” “Okay. It’s just a dog yelling at some technology, I like it.” “You owe me 15 dollars and I aim to collect! ” “Let’s do a quick dad health check.” “Why didn’t you do that before you pulled my pants off?!” “Yeah that was great. You’re a real dork.” “I live like I’m dying.” “About your- fiery ass when this one’s… over and out. Dammit.” “Yeah, I stole your dad.” “Well, turns out you’re wasting our fucking time.” “Not all exits are made equal.”  “I’m a fully realized creation.” “We gotta keep moving forward towards good, and not look back at the bad.” “Don’t let this happen again.” “Sometimes things happen where you try something and it doesn’t work.” “I’m travelling around with the boner squad, and I never get to just say what I’m feeling.” “Everything’s for keepsies if you’re sneaky about it.” “Listen, things got rough in there and some people got hurt pretty bad, but they escaped with their lives you know?” “Well, life giveth and we taketh away.” “Do good recklessly.” “Once you pop the corruption and power-drunkeness, you do not stop.” “Keep your fucking feedback to yourself!” “I don’t bring a lot to the table.” “Ok, I mean, I did detective good enough to see through your horseshit, so I can’t be too bad.” “I’m having a really great time and I think we’re becoming closer as friends!” “This is not a great place for tourism.”

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send me a misconception you think people have about my character and I'll explain if it's true or not.

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arseneiic replied to your post:     “ no one gets my meme’s i’m leaving all of...

“dr. robotnick vc: NO!”

    “ you’re coming with me, arsene. “

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" Do you know the muffin man ???"

    “ i only know of death. “

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yusuke.

“How on earth does not understanding ‘updog’ translate to me not appreciating you?!”

“Akira, please come back! I do not want to explain to the others why our leader just spontaneously quit!”

    “ that sounds like a you problem and not a me problem. “

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yusuke.

“M-Meme’s?!”

“Akira, what exactly is going on?”

    “ you don’t appreciate me anymore. “

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    “ no one gets my meme’s i’m leaving all of you. “

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" They call me the one hit wonder, one hit - and they wonder why."

    “ wonder why i can’t punch. “

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(ง •̀_•́)ง

    “ ow– “

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haru.

“I mean..if you want to go to prison, I can’t exactly say that I didn’t at least make an attempt to stop you. Thievery should be a last resort, not a lifestyle..” She scratched her right cheek. “I kinda like seeing you out of jail..”

    “ i’m going to prison anyway for being too pretty ... might as well have some fun. “

He’s being dramatic for no reason.

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    “ ... sorry, do you ... want me to reheat that ? “

Let it be known that Akira hates cold coffee. And with the way this guy was glaring at his cup- or staring? Honestly he can’t tell- he knows it’s long cold. / @forgedhope.

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Okay-- he might be faintly aware of the fact Akechi does not like him, but the staring is maybe. A little much. So he looks at the other male while he tries to make coffee for the other patrons, quirking an eyebrow. / @forscti.

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haru.

“But why? I could always take you there if you want..”

    “ there’s no fun in that now, is there ? “

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send me “if i were dating you” anons

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    “ is there something wrong, sae-san ? “

Not that he really cares about someone watching him while he works, but Sae isn't exactly a...normal customer. Tries not to draw any kind of attention to himself while she’s here, head bowed slightly. / @gambledenvy.