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Showing off my fancy gaming chair, but it's just a children's booster seat duck taped to a barstool
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She mining on my craft till I *minecraft villager sound*
#pmseymourva#minecraft#beef stroganoff#what even is beef stroganoff?#like fr#the word stroganoff just sounds dirty#makes my eyeballs want to shower
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Mom said it's my turn with the ligaments!
your ligaments
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True scholars understand that one does not require wisdom teeth to scream. Behold.
AMBER ALERT SIRENS
I always thought teething babies were just dramatic but now I have wisdom teeth, and yeah, I wanna scream too.
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The soft and delicate creature that is my vessel is not enjoying emails. My soul yearns to frolic in a field, but alas, I am trapped to message bosses and cross reference schedules
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I love eavesdropping on customers' drama at work, like yeah it IS fucked up that Jacobs took your lunch from the break room.
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between “begone thot” and “piss yourself”, which is the more powerful dragon shout?
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I think about that post sometimes where Eric Andre and Hannibal Buress should be in Pop Team Epic’s dub
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