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The Queen let me rub her belly….for about twenty seconds. Then she bit me relentlessly.

[fatherxvincent]

//watching two of my moots interact like:

[fatherxvincent]

WE ARE FINNA GETTING A SILENT HILL 1 REMAKE??? WE ARE FINNA GOING TO SEE 4K HARRY MASON??? DID I HEAR AN AMEN???

[fatherxvincent]

//in fairness to her, there were pterodactyls running amok

// @mistyjudgement

I CANNOT wait until Bloober tries their damnedest to give a logical motivation to Cybil's batshit crazy decision to give some random ass citizen a fucking gun the minute she meets him.

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Claudia: I love yoga so much because I've realized it's the only time in the day that I can be totally serious.

Vincent: Really?

Claudia: I'm very serious.

Vincent: So, you think at other times you're whimsical and fun?

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Claudia doesn’t seem like someone with a drivers license, so I’m left to assume Vincent drove her to the mall to stalk Heather.

[fatherxvincent]

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

[fatherxvincent]

Modestly wrapping a towel around my breasts to hide my body from your lustful gaze.

[fatherxvincent]

I swear trying to write smut feels like:

His hands were hands and then the fingers were in the hand and the hand was with the fingers and the fingers had the hand in the other hand then the fingers dragged to the hand with the fingers and it was hot

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sh3 art

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Vincent is missing teeth because of the many times he’s been decked in the face.

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He stops the car again and sits with his forehead resting on the steering wheel before finally dialing a number on his cell phone.

“Hey, Christie,” he says when he is directed to leave a voicemail. “It’s Father Vincent; I’ve got a missing person I think might be in the forest somewhere. Keep an eye out for her, her name’s Reina, full figured, brown eyes, auburn hair. About…twenty two maybe. She may need medical attention but she’s not a danger to others.”

@abittervampire

Vincent brought his car to a stop in front of the tunnel and got out, flashlight in hand and jacket draped over his arm. He pointed the beam into the darkness.

“Reina? Are you out here?”

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Frustrated, he slams the car door and lights a cigarette, switching his high beams on before slowly driving down the road, looking for any sign of her.

@abittervampire

Vincent brought his car to a stop in front of the tunnel and got out, flashlight in hand and jacket draped over his arm. He pointed the beam into the darkness.

“Reina? Are you out here?”

[fatherxvincent]

“Reina?” He looks around in the dark for a minute more before getting back into the car and laying on the horn.

@abittervampire

Vincent brought his car to a stop in front of the tunnel and got out, flashlight in hand and jacket draped over his arm. He pointed the beam into the darkness.

“Reina? Are you out here?”

[fatherxvincent]

@abittervampire

Vincent brought his car to a stop in front of the tunnel and got out, flashlight in hand and jacket draped over his arm. He pointed the beam into the darkness.

“Reina? Are you out here?”

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"You spoke of God with a serpent's tongue, counting sins like coin, sheltered behind stained glass and clever smiles. But even heretics dream of absolution, don't they, Vincent? You laughed at the devout, but still built your throne from their bones. Was it the truth you hated, or just that it never loved you back?"

"What is this, some kind of riddle?

Still, the way you said it...reminds me of someone...

No, that's absurd. It's an absurd thing to say. I don't need absolution; any honest person will tell you all I've done for the church. Where would they be without me?"

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Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies