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THE FUCKING ICE REPORT AAAAAAAAAAA

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lol she doesnt even know that the body is a loan or that earth is the true flesh

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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my white boy named tanner who stands behind me and says "facts" called out today just fucking great 🙄

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Elegant doll-like robot maid: P-please put this one down at once!

Heavy industrial robot butch: Apologies. Was attempting to "pick up girls." May have misunderstood the phrase.

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i hate you summer i hate you heat i hate you sweating i hate you burning sun i hate you warm weather i hate you climate change

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found a baby turtle in my sewer and used AI aging techniques to work out what it would look like as an adult and used google reverse image search to find images of its parents who were in a nature documentary in 2017 and used harsh economic sanctions to encourage them not to lose their baby in the sewer again

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put your answer in the tags

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Mars asleep in the ball pit by @serendipitous-snoots

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as much as I love cats, I do find them hard to draw. but I've got tons of photos of my own as well as shelter cats from volunteering which makes it easy to do studies like these 🐱

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I like that Saru went through puberty & is kind of bitchy now

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i think too many people operate under the assumption that emotions are some frivilous fantasy of the mind and have no impact on the physical world, which is a cute thought when Humans are an animal that can die from being kinda stressed out

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I dedicate this post to my cousin Leah who was gonna FaceTime me and then didn't because she had "corndog bloat" and needed to "sweat it out on the beanbag chair". That sounds really scary, Leah. We're all praying for you.