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1982 wasn't a good year for you

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dead messeges

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dunno why i never posted this yet here but here's my courier

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not sure how popular the roblox community is here but this is one of my many roblox ocs

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IM CRYING

For Auld Lang Syne

little arcade and the young enclave remnants

+) my dumb brain have no clue on that was a right timeline for them. just wanna see this lol

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oh boone

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the honest hearts experience (but i can't cheat on my love arcade now can i)

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hello people of tumblr

i present you with fnv fanart

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Donald Jurney - The Potting Shed, 2020

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this has probably been done before but whatever

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ok its 2am i desperately need to sleep but my brain wants me to write so here's zoey's backstory

Zoey Price was born in New York, February 22nd, around 1993-1996. She's 15 years old and 5'3 feet in the story. Also she's like.. somewhat Asian. Her mother's side was Asian but her mom was half caucasian (like Korean or something) and her father's side was caucasian. Honestly idek what she actually looks like but I think her appearances lean towards Asian.

She was born into a loving family until her mother and father both died in an accident when she was 6 years old. Zoey suffered some minor injuries as she sat in the backseat, but it was the front part of the car that was hit. Her parents died in the hospital. After this she was very heavily traumatized, and is often hesitant about vehicles.

After the death of her parents, she stayed with her grandmother for a bit before her aunt took her in. Zoey's grandmother is very kind, and loves Zoey because she's her granddaughter and also all she has left of her dead daughter (Zoey's mom). Her aunt, Grace, however, wasn't so forgiving. She's sort of a junkie, you see. The grandmother was oblivious of this, and let Zoey's aunt take her in.

The first few years were okay. Zoey's aunt provided for her somewhat. But it only grew worse as Zoey grew older. Her aunt overdosed several times, and Zoey contemplated letting her die, but in the end saved her just because she's too.. nice(?) and she's family.

Grace's temper and mental health declined over the years, and Zoey would be abused both physically and verbally. She's also bullied at school, just sort of the outcast dork no one cares about. Zoey's favorite days are when she can visit her grandmother. No bullies. No horrible aunt. Just love and peace.

Since Zoey tends to fear vehicles a bit, she mostly walks. Sometimes takes the bus when going longer distances, though she's nervous. I believe Zoey has anemia? But it's not quite final yet since I'm not sure how that'll affect the story yet.

Anyways Zoey would just lock herself in her room or wait outside while her aunt takes in that drug shit, or when she brings home some man (she works at a 'bar'). Mostly Zoey tends to just walk around the park listening to her MP3 player.

Zoey and her aunt later move to an apartment, which is also where Ryan lives. And that is where the story starts.

As for Zoey's personality she's a bit shy and socially awkward. A huge klutz and dork. She has some cheesy humor lol. She's also kinda lazy but she'll do what needs to be done. Now on the outside she might seem like some big oaf, but due to the shit she's experienced, she can be surprisingly mature and clever. But she's also very naive

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(wtf fauhwn uses proper grammar??) Howdy folks; this is pretty well overdue considering I made up these kids back in August, but I kept changing the story so there's a lot of inconsistency, and I apologize for that, haha.

Anyways today we-well-I, will be discussing/sharing Ryan's backstory

btw i have little to no knowledge on the military which will be a big part of ryan's story, so forgive me.

(The ski mask son of a bitch)

Again I make changes to the story every 0.2 seconds that my mind can functionally think. Also warning this will be fairly long considering I write a lot.

Ryan McClain (fake identity, not his actual name) was born in Michigan, in the more Northern, rural regions. His birthday is on November 13th, and was born anywhere from 1982-1990, also 6'5. (he's 25 in the story I just quite haven't put a pin on what year it takes place in. But the years are around 2005-2011) His father's name is John Reyes. His mother was Deborah Reyes. She died when Ryan was around 4-5 due to a sickness. John was heartbroken, since he really loved her. He's not a very good father to Ryan, and even before Deborah's death he was pretty shit. Anyways he always brings some woman home every couple of months. Ryan had like 3 or 4 stepmoms lol. They were all bitches too so Ryan didn't like any of them.

When Ryan's mother died, his uncle, David Reyes, took care of him a lot. (Even before her death him and his uncle would get along.) David is a super kind man, and is the older brother of John by quite a lot of years. He was born in like the 1940s or 50s, likely the latter, and was part of like, the Special Forces or something I think. Is also a Vietnam Veteran. Before Ryan was born his wife and son were killed in a car accident, so I guess Ryan reminded David of his son and only caused him to love him more. Anyways he and Ryan would go hunting a lot, and Ryan caught his first animal with a rifle at the age of 7. With the help of his uncle of course. Most of the time Ryan just did all of these things to try and impress his father, who basically did not care. David felt bad for him and he just loved Ryan so he always made sure to give Ryan the attention and love he deserved.

So basically David was the father figure that Ryan needed in his life.

David inspired Ryan a ton, and he'd always marvel at the various medals that David has hung up in a small room in his house, and Ryan wanted to join the military too when he was older. David was in his uh.. 50s, but he still had lots of fight left in him, and teached Ryan a lot of self-defense tactics as well as going to shooting ranges with him. David was a medic too I think. Well he had some prior knowledge on medicine anyways. So he passes that down to Ryan too, and teaches him how to treat stab wounds, bullet wounds, tying a tourniquet, stopping blood loss, etc.

Straying away from Ryan and his lovely uncle we now delve into some more personal shit. So anyways Ryan develops a crush on this girl, Susan, when he first went to high school. They actually dated quite a while later after being friends for a bit, and dated for a long time. And Ryan really liked her.

Now Ryan finishes high school and he's enlisted. He's got a lot of knowledge from his uncle, and it was his uncle who inspired him to join the Marines. He promises his girlfriend and uncle that he will spend as much time with them as he can when he isn't on tour.

Fast forward Ryan is on tour, he's with some guy named Richard Stilles. They're both very capable men, and got along well.

Ryan met this little boy while he was there. He knew no English, but Ryan, being the soft piece of shit he is, sort of just stayed with the little kid for a bit, gave him some snacks and such, tried to have fun with him amidst the war.

Then later, when Richard and Ryan were looking out, they were told there was a little child carrying a bomb. Ryan was like "shit i ain't killing a child"

Suddenly the little boy that Ryan helped out comes out. Ryan smiles, happy to see him okay, but Richard has that constant neutral face on him. The kid starts walking towards Ryan, and Richard pulls up his gun.

"Woah woah Rich, what are you doing?"

"You heard them. Kid has a bomb."

"Wh-wait we can't know for sure it's him! Put the gun down!"

"Can't take any half-measures, Jim."

"We can't kill a fucking child!"

"It's him or us Jim."

Anyways Ryan tries to stop Richard, but the kid kept coming forward.

"Richard please, put the fucking gun down."

Richard starts to aim 😎

"RICHARD PUT IT DOWN-"

BANG!

So the kid drops dead to the floor and Ryan is like 😱 and Richard is like 😐 (He always has a neutral face on) and this shit traumatizes Ryan. Also Richard is some psychopath or something.

Turns out the kid didn't even have a bomb, and Ryan was literally shaking with anger and had tears in his eyes, and nearly beat the shit out of Richard but his other buddy, Samuel, talked him out of it.

Anyways a few more years later Ryan is honorably discharged at 24 years old. He returns home to find out that the 'love of his life' was constantly cheating on him. This shatters Ryan, and he gets just so fucking furious, and Susan and Ryan have a fight. Obviously they break up, and part ways.

Not too long after, Ryan is walking around, when he discovers Susan and some other man. He starts harrassing her, which escaltes to assault. Ryan immediately jumps in, but the dude was pretty fucking aggravated. (It was because Susan said something that wasn't a big deal but he wasn't having it.) In the process, Ryan kills the guy. He's like 😱😱 and Susan is like 😨. Instinctively Ryan rushes to his uncle's house, panicking. Eventually he spills out what just happened to his uncle. David is obviously shocked, but tells Ryan he needs to leave. He knows a guy who can give out fake identities. So anyways David hands Ryan the information.

While Ryan tries to leave, he bumps into Susan. She promises she won't say anything, saying she'll just say it was an 'act of self-defense' by her. Ryan is worried she'll get arrested but Susan is like 'nah i'm a woman we don't go to jail'. She's a bitch but she's still a mildly good person.

Anyways Ryan flies to New York City where he spends his time wearing the infamous ski mask in public to hide his identity (pretty stupid but it just became a habit). His uncle heard he lives in New York, and moves to Vermont. Ryan visits David whenever he can, usually once or twice every few months. But they're in good touch anyway since they're close to each other lol.

Remember our insignificant but soon-to-be-pretty-significant guy Samuel? Turns out he's in NY too. Is paid to treat people outside of the hospital. Anyways so Ryan and Samuel get in touch too.

Fast forward to a year is where the story starts and Ryan meets Zoey.

Oh and about his personality - he's a very pragmatic guy, and is overall pretty chill, cold, and distant. Well if you're close to him then he's more bright. A bit witty if I might add. Doesn't talk much unless-again-you're close to him.

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i made zepetos of them 💩

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they ❤

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SOAD NEW ALBUM NOW POG

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fucking. MOOD.

The Process of Shipping A Ship With A Huge Age Gap

When I first see it:

When I see fanart:

When I read a fic for it:

More Fanart:

And now when I see it:

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it was only a matter of time

That can’t be good.