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I want more female characters who are just so bad at comforting others. Not for lack of trying or caring, they just get so so awkward when someone's upset, and they try to repeat things they've heard even if it doesn't necessarily apply to the situation, or they accidentally say the wrong thing and make it worse. If someone cries they panic and throw every single comfort technique down at once and it only helps because it's such bizarre behaviour

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funny to me how rum still purrrrrs whenever cersei lannister pops up on my dash....

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Remus is definitely in a bad spot immediately post book 3. He is absolutely disgusted with himself for having forgotten it was the full moon and feels like he was an idiot for taking the job at hogwarts to begin with.

It might not make much sense since he went to school as a werewolf and didn’t even HAVE wolfsbane. (I wanna say there was smth in the books that he is escorted each night to the whomping willow presumably to avoid any lapses in teenage boy memory lmao?? But I might be wrong on that so don’t quote me). But he feels like it was incredibly irresponsible to take the job at all and even come close to risking biting a goddamn child. (Or anyone obvs but yknow…)

And yeah he’s mad at sneep for telling everyone but he really would have resigned either way bc he does think he’s a danger to ppl and especially being around kids. he thinks losing the job and the stability it would’ve offered is exactly what he deserves for being so fucking stupid.

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just saw a bit by a comedian that like guys from broken homes are better at going down on ppl and that does perfectly explain why rum eats pussy like it's his job.....

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have i already talked about how both rum and coop were raised by lesbians???

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Remus def was the luckiest of the dada teachers now that I think about it…..

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I just know there were students with silly little crushes on remus while he was teaching at hogwarts

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I log on. I reynonna post. I leave.

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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

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        Remus pulls an exaggerated frown. "I say yes plenty, thank you very much." He, too, pauses a moment, thinking. "Hm...and let's just say I do say yes...how much am I going to regret it?"

        “it means i think you could stand to say yes to things a little more often.” a pause. “and that doesn't mean you're saying yes, though, does it?”

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she's a 10 but it's hard for her show affection so she just bullies you

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this is actually really funny but i just realized all of my monster men are also water signs……remus - pisces, rum - scorpio, coop - cancer…..

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        "First: what does that even mean? And second: I haven't actually said no...yet."

        “it could be if you weren't a coward.”

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idk how this happened exactly but coop (esp the ghoul) is the least polite, gentlemanly of my monster muses and this has not once worked against him......

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@heartsdefine said: "i said please, so technically you have to say yes." - wynonna @ remus

        "You do know that's not actually a magic word, right?"