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"So why am I talking so much about the problematic theme of schools... dividing people into groups? About cliques and the way it distances people from each other? Sure it's an interesting topic, but you know me by now. I've reached a conclusion. Don't look at the run time.

Because in one of the most prestigious magic schools there is, the headmaster fucking *encourages* it!

PART 4: NIGHT RAVEN ACADEMY

Where do I have a part in this? Well-"

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Please elaborate on your twst Pokémon headcannons I’m very interested

I had planned on drawing everyone for this (I made a LIST!) but it. hasn't been going well. 💀 soooo here's what I have so far!

Riddle - Roserade (I was going with 'no legendaries', otherwise I would've given him a Shaymin) (and I don't think Togedemaru is actually a hedgehog or I would've given him one of those too) (...they kind of do fit though. hmm.)

Trey - Alcremie (clover/mint cream + strawberry/ruby cream)

Cater - DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD!

Ace - Impidimp (I feel like there's probably a better one for him, but I can't think of it)

Deuce - Scraggy (meanwhile I KNOW deep in my heart that this is true)

Leona - Pyroar (but like. a nasty Pyroar. just a grizzly old Pyroar with the shittiest attitude imaginable. they pretend to hate each other but secretly they are a bonded pair, do not separate)

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I'm new here hiii

The moment I saw Cecil I instantly knew who he was twisted from and I think that says a lot about me gjgjtj

Anyways I love him so much I want to give him a hug

(GOOD. and thank you 😫💕 this started as a joke concept but now im here forever)

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FERRO'S 1ST DAY AT SCHOOL

he is funny

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My boyo. He's so adorable but SOOOO deranged it's not even funny. Like how do you work for human traffickers to make up for your inescapable poverty, use your magic to turn people into puppets to sell, enchant them to participate in a whimsical musical number for no reason but your own personal amusement, tell the terrified victims over loudspeaker how shit you think they are, let yourself be enraged by a bunch of sassy high schoolers and then decide by the end of the day, to quote my dear friend Azul Ashengrotto, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!!! How does one go from trafficking children to wanting to found a school for magicless children in the span of 24 hours. How do you manage to escape a probably exploitative work contract AND steal your bosses' property in the span of 24 hours with nothing but 1 madol and a dream? How's he going to fund this school? He apparently has to be worried about getting enough to eat. How do you just go "you're right, no more trafficking children, from now on I'm gonna commit to the good of humanity :)"

His lesson from the whole thing was "actually schools are good!" rather than "wow I feel so bad for all the people I probably sold :/"

There is not a sane bone in his body and no rational thought in his brain. His thoughts probably contain so much cursing that the sentences are unintelligible when you censor them. Everytime he speaks to a person he doesn't like, he internally adds "you mediocre little fuckshit pissbabies" or similar to the end of the statements. He has the most deranged evil laugh ever. Even when he likes you and you tell him a funny joke he goes "hehehahahaaAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAH" like he's about to kill someone. He likes having his little ears scratched. He bites though.

He's like the biggest asshole cat you can mentally picture. He doesn't just push stuff off your shelves, he takes the vases and chucks them at unsuspecting pedestrians. He's mad at you and you ask him for a glass of milk and he takes the milk carton out of the fridge and pours the entire thing all over the floor and kitchen counters without breaking eye contact. There's a collection of knives on his bedroom wall.

He's my special little guy. They want to study him to update the DSM-5. He eats the rich. He needs some money to found his little school so he gotta work in retail, scanning the customers' products at checkout and muttering "fucking bourgeoisie cockroach" under his breath. Shamelessly lists "amusement park manager" and "salesman" in his CV as if he worked at a legitimate business. He once had a mental breakdown at the grocery store after closing hour and downed a bottle of whiskey straight from the shelf and then danced through the snack aisle stabbing his cane into the chips bags out of boredom while singing "you're never fully dressed without a smile". Gidel being mute is the only reason this kid does not curse like an uncensored Rapper version of Ebenezer Scrooge.

He's clinically insane. He's the most wondrous attraction at Playful Land. He hopes the afterlife is a musical. He's Fellow Honest. This is a fake name.

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*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

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Sans would then go on to explain that he has also already completed the fossil section of his museum, and he wasn’t aware that duplicate fossils were a thing. “i would just bring my fossils to bathers and he always wanted to take em..”

He would probably then go on to say how annoying the Alexandra Birdwings and Golden Stags are because they’re the only two bugs he seems to be able find. Much to kids’ horror. XD

I fully believe that Sans would be luckiest and most infuriating ACNHs player. Popular villagers just stumble onto his island willy nilly.. he shoves all of his flowers into one corner of his island and gets blue roses without even trying or knowing how rare they are.. he magically picks out the legit artwork without even knowing that there are fraudulent works in the mix.. He probably just casually goofs around in game amongst these highly valuable things that he’s just magically stumbled into, much to the annoyance of everyone else. And the best part is that he either wouldn’t know how valuable this stuff is or he just wouldn’t care. XD

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Former harem protag Yuu (Who I will refer to as Belle) getting transported to Twisted Wonderland and her feeling pure terror after realizing this is an all boys school because the boys in her harem fought eachother for her attention, gets extremely jealous, and constantly treated her like a goddess and also intimidated anyone who tried to interact with her away.

And then Belle realizes that these boys in NRC are in desperate need in therapy and have absolutely NO time and or barely any interest in a relationship. Which leads to her developing actual friendships with people and having some alone time after so long because her previous harem literally just, occupied all her time and it takes almost all her attention to make them stop fighting before they seriously hurt eachother.