fawkesjen
Don't you want the way I feel for you?
Jen
Mother
Student
Poet
Feminist
Fangirl
Not necessarily in that order
edit: strangely, looking at this list, around 11/12 years after writing it with my life now being utterly different, these things remain the same. Although, it's been a while since I've written any poetry but I've been tinkering a bit recently.
Only edit was deleting two letters at the end of my name.
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The Thing Is - Ellen Bass / The Unpublished Poems of E.E. Cummings / Birthday - Andrea Gibson
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters
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can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar
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'Means test' is conservative cruelty. Cutting funds, programs, and assistance for the most deserving of care/stability is the religion of the Right. Punch down. Think small. Act small.
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basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep
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One time I ate probably way too many mushrooms and I could feel my trip going bad. So, I turned to my roommate and I said something along the lines of,
"I feel amazing but I feel like this sensation has a price and I'm about to pay it."
To which he responded, "What are you, catholic?" And that knocked me so firmly out of my mental state that the rest of the trip was hands down the best time I ever did mushrooms.
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Being in my head is painful
Being in my body is painful
Being is painful
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Look at me, aged 38, setting a real life boundary with someone because I'm prioritising my peace rather than not making anyone else potentially uncomfortable.
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CROWLEY & AZIRAPHALE + @my-gender-is submissions
↳ @lgbtqcreators event 16: raise your flag [insp]
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As hyperfixations go, the Good Omens one I'm currently in has snuck up on me. It was only as I finished the 215k fanfic I've spent the last week reading (and in turn, finding ways to surreptitiously avoid any and all responsibilities to continue reading) and immediately downloaded another 150k fic by the same author that it fully hit me that this has become a PROBLEM.
Ah well. Let's dive in and see what the angel and demon get up to this time 💞👼😈
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