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Final Concert - A Splatoon comic

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Lol.

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I was listening to one of the playlists with Wally, and decided to draw something like this!

I REALLY FEEL LIKE I'M TRAPPED AND I JUST NEED TO DRAW HIM HELP M- Oh, also! Sketches hehekhe

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redrew Wally darling as kermy.

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i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some 

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my old wheatley fic but it was finished by an ai cuz im lazy as shit

As the second Circular metal door opens Wheatley begins to speak " Probably oughta bring you up to speed on something right now" you look towards him admiring his new android body as he explains "In order to escape we have to go through HER chamber" the android adds on seemingly nervous about this 'Her' "And if she will Probably kill us if um shes awake!" He continued stammering while fidgeting with his hands constantly look at and away from you

"If you want to call it quits, we could just sit here. forever." Wheatley looks back at you "Thats an option. Option A: Sit here. Do nothing. Or option B: go through there, and if shes alive she will almost certainly kill us" Wheatley looks away from you again looking back at his hands fidgeting with the cuffs of his lab coat

"I think we should be fine going through" You state assuming the 'She' is glados and you know she SHOULD be dead, you are a little hesitant before confidentiality walking to the end of the hall to the seemingly last metal door as Wheatley jogs to caught up with you grabbing you arm "Okay im going to lay my cards on the table: I don't wanna do it. I don't want to go in there.-" Wheatley begin to lean back trying to stop you from walking through the door but thankfully and surprisingly you are pretty strong despite being shorter than the android

Beginning to panic Wheatley stammers " Haaa Do- Don't.... Don't go in there-" no longer leaning back and letting out a sigh of relief "-Shes off! Shes off! Panic over! She's off. All fine! On we go." The tall robot begins to go ahead grabbing you hand instead of your arm (how spicy...) intertwining your fingers together and drag you along through the door as it closed behind the two of use

His hand still in yours he begins to slow down once he reaches glados's huge robot head from your fight with her "There she is... What a nasty piece of work she was, honestly. Like a proper maniac." The blond states while passing by her destroyed metal body

"You know who ended up, do you know who ended up taking her down at the end" wheatley asks 'yeah i actually do' "you are not going to believe this." 'ithinkiwill' "A human." wheatley finishes looking at you trying to see your expression to the 'new' found information looking back at him to make it seem like you were lightly surprised at this information "really?" you question "I know! I know! I wouldn't believe it either." he replied

"apparently this human escapes and no one has seem him since" turning towards the incinerator you threw glados's cores in "Then there was a sort of long chunk of of time where absolutely nothing happened and then there's us escaping now. So thats pretty much the whole story, you up to speed now.-" he lets go of your hand.

going behind the incinerator you see a large flight of stairs after getting down some of them you turn to see it's fallen and you would need to jump "Jump!" wheatley shouts "actually, looking at it, that's quite a distance, isn't it?" somehow knowing he wasn't going to go first or at all you throw him over your shoulder and jump down wheatley screams down

the jump turned out to not be as long as it looks. once you got to the ground you put him down "haaah- thanks- thank you" he said seemingly flushed on how easily you just manhandled him not replying you grab his hand and continue walking trying to navigate your way thought the dimly lit halls on this underground place

finally after a few minutes you are out of the hallway and walking through a really high walk way like 'fall-to-your-death' high. scared you a little but you continue anyways with some left and right turns and at the end of it you reach a cramped room with a bunch of levers you know nothing about letting go of Wheatley's hand as he walks ahead of you to enter the small room "This! Is the main breaker room" He announces as hydraulic air hisses out the floor and door causing it to close making you stand closer to you big blond British companion

"Look for a switch that says ESCAPE POD. Alright?" wheatley states looking back at you nodding you head as he continues "we're not interested in anything else. Don't TOUCH anything else. Don't even LOOK at anything else, just--well, obviously you gotta look at everything else to find escape pod, but as soon as you've looked at something and it doesn't say ESCAPE POD, look at something else, look at the next thing. Alright? But don't touch anything else or look at any--well you get the point" wheatley stammers before looking away and trying to find the lever

after searching for a while the blond begins to speak "Can you see it anywhere? i cant see it anywhere. Uh. Tell you what, plug me in and ill turn on the lights" almost immediately after wheatley moves to the side as a hatch opens and wheatley sits in front of it facing you

you walk towards the hatch that opened seeing a long black wire with a usb at the end grabbing "Where do i plug it in?" you ask "Should in the back of my neck" he replies. nodding you move the hair from the back of his neck finding the port and plugging him in

The lights click on, hurting your eyes since they've already adjusted to the dark " ' Let there be light' thats, uh...god. i was quoting god" the blond jokes as the platform you standing on begins to shake and turn "oh look at that, its turning. ominous. but probably fine. long as it doesn't start moving up" right after he said that the platform starts moving up "Umm.

begins to speak, sounding quite pleased with himself. You roll your eyes and start scanning the room for the lever. As you search, Wheatley starts chattering on about various things, seemingly unable to stop himself.

"Did you know that back in the day, I used to be in charge of the entire facility? Well, not the whole facility, but I was in charge of the testers. I was their boss. And you know what? I was really good at it. I mean, really good. Everyone loved me. They used to call me the Test Master. Can you believe that?"

You tune out his rambling and finally spot the lever labeled "Escape Pod." You quickly pull it and the room begins to shake, alarms blaring loudly. Wheatley lets out a yelp and you grab his hand, pulling him towards the exit.

As you run through the hallway, you hear a voice behind you. "Oh, brilliant. You made it through, well done. And, of course, I'm still down here, because I'm a potato."

You turn around and see a potato with a robotic face on a monitor, staring back at you. Wheatley stops in his tracks, staring at the potato in shock.

"It's GLaDOS!" he exclaims. "She's alive! And she's a potato!"

The potato continues speaking, but you're too focused on getting out of the facility. You spot the escape pod and rush towards it with Wheatley in tow. As you climb inside and close the door, you hear GLaDOS's voice one last time.

"This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?"

You take a deep breath and brace yourself for takeoff, hoping that you've escaped GLaDOS's wrath for good.

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frankly think a lot of glados android designs are kinda bland so I present to u whatever the fuck this is

(edit: yes i know its not an android technically. u can now stop saying this.)

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who’s ready to do some SCIENCE?

this game got me into art college (domino effect )

anyways. not even sure what else to say except that i introduced this game to my roommates recently. consuming it when i was 10 changed my brain forever and i still think it’s ,,, incredible

OK ANYWAYS GO VOTE FOR WHEATLEY IN THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN POLL REMATCH…

ID: a collage of digital sketches of characters from Portal 2. Up top is a rendering of glados in her chamber. Below her on the left is a thigh-up doodle of cave johnson looking very proud of himself. He’s saying “Astronauts, war heroes, olympians…”. The old aperture logo is behind him. On the other side is a drawing of chell and wheatley. Chell has a neutral expression and wheatley is cheery.

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tw for yk s/h -and ect😛

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idk if ill be clean even if im not cvting im hitting myself or somwtbinf

idk having those cvts on my thighs is comforting for me if it starts going away i go back again just to aee the marks its addicting

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Please...for the love of GOD if you are an A03 writer...

Learn how to TAG

Do NOT put a "/Reader" tag IF YOU HAVE A ORIGINAL CHARACTER

ITS NOT A X MALE READER THAN

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i wanna add angst... just to fuck with myself....... aahehhtwhheh

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sigh so far i have 535 words to the fic and its just chapter 1... idk if i wanna make it a full on huge thing or not cuz im very not confident in my writing lolol plus i have school so🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

ALSO i wanted 1 chapter in the fic to be one chapter in the game but now that i think of it would be super hard but i def wanna aim for over 1k+ words per chap but we will see...

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wittle peak at what im writing atm abt idk if i will ever post it

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hey can we have cave eating a burger like that one jerma gif

10/10 best request I think I had to spit my drink out when I saw it pop into my inbox

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im making a self indulgent wheatley x male fanfic and i im dying

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sometimes when im by myself i like doing the giga chad face cuz its funny but i mainly do it at 1am for some reasons