#wheatley

[nursehella]

I'm in my Wheatley phase rn.

[alisria]

actually i wanna show you guys the photos i did for my portal merch cause im proud of them. busted out the shibari rope and everything

vograce didnt offer the bow-shaped clasps so i bought them seperate and then bought red 12mm jump rings and assembled them myself i had a VISION!!!! for how i wanted wheater to look and im super pleased with how they turned out

>> wheatley << >>companion cubes <<

[sandiggy]

old one but i still think its funny

[sexypeople-contests-2025]

[ilikemarshmallows]

i tend to love characters who are often seen as annoying

pretty sure that says something about me

[apocalypsegay]

every day people call "sexyman" to genuinely fuckable characters and i can't stand it. it's like people calling characters whose whole thing is being Smart a Himbo.

words mean things. even stupid internet made up words!!!!

what makes a TRUE sexyman, a REAL beast from the bowels of 2011 (portal 2 release year) all the way to 2025 (deltarune chapter 3+4 release year) is not that he is genuinely sexy. that is, like, the literal first thing abt a "sexyman" the "sexy" part is a joke!!! the thing is the character was never intended to be sexually attractive by their creator!!!! if i see someone call a bishonen from a yaoibait gacha a SEXYMAN again ill walk into a cheese shredder!!!!!!!!!!!

the essence of sexyman, a true tumblr sexyman, are THESE

do you see them. are you looking at them. the whole essence of Sexyman is that they are terribly unsexy, and yet their power takes entire YEARS of this website by storm, often through means of wild mischaracterization and/or human designs. i'd say the other thing that defines a sexyman is a perceived un-threatening aura, usually through sheer patheticness, that is then quickly subverted in a key point of the story. this is why two of these are toby fox's OCs, and actually it'd be THREE but i didn't want to add spoilers.

take this useless knowledge and use it for good. or really funny evil.

[awooships]

Underrated Ap-Sap line. Imagine trying to stretch a ski mask over his stupid orb body.

[ooliecat]

happy hashtag terrible comic day

[fortnitelover24]

4am portal shitposts art

[leafy-yezi]

My friend made me add a happy end to this—— [link]

[sexypeople-contests-2025]

[void0m]

ms paint study from 2021

[internetskiff]

The world's most dysfunctional family unit has been discovered

[kirutigrist]

Bro he can do whatever he wants to me. Please. PLEASE HOLD ME BACK-

this is the part where he kills you

[sherrickmads]

i don't hate you 🎂 (portal animation meme)