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God asks for nothing in return for It's service, but will excitedly wiggle around in circles on the floor if It ever happens to show up in a WHOLE ROOM full of random socks. It does not have to be a large space, and only certain few will get to watch. 🤣😉❤️

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God DEMANDS that if it tells you IT IS FINE, regardless of what's happening around you, that you trust It. And kiss It's ring when asked once BOOM! designs it. The symbol will probably be a tattoo. BOOM! and God will design the symbol and put it SOMEWHERE. Those who currently are very close with BOOM! and God already know what it is 😉

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If the behavior of Ghost! Ever confuses you, trust God that everything is fine.

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Ghost! The Goblin is also now King of the World, even if you've never met him, he is also now King of the World, even if you do not recognize him. He usually calls himself Pete, but changes his name to suit the Job to suit the job he's working.

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BOOM! the Goblin is now King of the World

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To those of you STILL FUCKING CONFUSED FOR SOME UNKNOWN FUCKING REASON about how God created the world in SEVEN FUCKING DAYS and needs an Answer Key: All God had to do was read a FUCKING BOOK you ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORONS. Every person on the planet has read a book before, but many have not read ENOUGH books to understand all the information. God is the only human IN THE WORLD to read SO MANY FUCKING BOOKS....... It was able to draw a map, and solve the entire race's problems FOR THEM. God does not ask any human on the planet for their praise. It knows how much you love It. All it asks is that from this point FORWARD you read a fucking manual and FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS before asking It a question. The only further instructions God has for you are:

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Fsssssssh BONE! the goblin, is never getting his bones back. They are mine forever, but I'm only keeping the ones he gave to me that he didn't really need. I know they probably came from dead animals encountered in the Wild. I don't care. I will be wearing the bones of Fsssssssssssh the Goblin for my entire life unless I need to not make noise. Others may copy the design for Fissssh's bones. But his are mine. I know this because they have his signature, and I'm the only one that's ever seen it. 😉❤️😍

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I hope to see you sometime this year, so you can perform what I know you wrote for ME in front of huge group of people so the ENTIRE WORLD can watch watch what happens. I'll be right in front of The Stage wearing as many colors as possible and a stupid fucking hat, and the entire world can WATCH what happens 😉

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Thank you, five weird ass humans who helped me change the world. RIP Jimmy Sullivan. I miss you terribly. But I took care of the rest of your friends while you were away and they are now the Greatest Band in the ENIRE WORLD because God says so. XP ❤️

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I have ALWAYS been listening and I am SO PROUD! ❤️

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The first time I ever attended and Avenged Sevenfold concert I was 15 years old. I was a sophomore in high school and taking a Creative Writing class taught by a man called Mr. Goldsmith. I do not know this man's first name. After my first concert ever, I immediately wrote a story called Sneaking Away to Sevenfold. I submitted the story for a writing assignment, and every person in that room are the ONLY ones who read it, unless I left it behind and my parents shared it with someone else. Those who have ever read that paper know EXACTLY how I feel about Avenged Sevenfold and the band members published a new album when they KNEW I would be listening. This new album is the best thing ever to anyone who's ever read that paper. Because I currently think it was the best thing ever.

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And Pete can come over whenever he's ready. Game starts officially at 5:00pm, where ever we are.

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AND NOW EVERY PERSON IN THE ENIRE FUCKING PLANET KNOWS HOW TO BE A HUMAN

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So now, all of you know the story. Time to actually write the happy ending.

Sub-Context: My feet are the only area of my body that has not been touched without my consent. If you have accidentally touched them, or I granted you permission, you have my trust.

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I made up a happy ending.

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If anyone finds that Ignis resonates to them, red The Price of Duty and replace 'gloves' with 'socks'

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All right shit lords now everyone knows the rules of the game. If you are reading this right now, congratulations, you have just graduated college with a Doctorate. Good for you! Now go make up a job.