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[fckhyland]

From Aaron Tveit to Jordan Fisher to Ian Harding to Sarah Hyland, the past five years have been some of the best of my life and let me just say: this isn’t the ending that I ever imagined, not in my wildest dreams. I wasn’t here last night and therefore, feel it isn’t fair to chime in one way or the other with my irrelevant two cents. All this said, I will officially be leaving the group. In all honesty, I’ve had one foot out the door for a while now as I struggled with muse issues but I wanted so desperately to power through it because this group has been so special to me for so long…I couldn’t imagine my life without it. I still can’t. But I guess it’s time. I do want to be clear about something: my leaving isn’t so much a direct result of fallout from last night but combining it with the lack of community and love here lately plus my muse issues and the mass exodus that’s happened, it’s definitely the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back.

Even if I wanted to stay here in this group that once felt like family, the magic has been broken, the curtain pulled back, and people’s true colors have been revealed. I’m not sure there’s anything that can be done to rectify it, not in my eyes anyway. So I’ll just say thank you. To anyone and everyone that I exchanged so little as a single word with, thank you. To my ship partners, my best friends, and those who’ve gone above and beyond for/with me, a little bit of an extra thank you to you. I will always look back on this group with fondness in my heart. I hope the next chapters for everyone are filled with joy, happiness, and unapologetic authenticity.

If anyone is interested in staying in contact, please IM me here for my personal as well as my indie page. I’ll stay logged into this account for the next few days.

All my love to all of you.

- Jaq

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All you Riverdale kids are so ambitious on your hiatus season. When I was your age, I was just lounging around treating hiatus like summer vacay. I don’t know Cleveland too well, sorry man. Next time, book a gig that films somewhere cooler.

Aye, so, who has ever been to Cleveland and can tell me some fun things to actually do here? I’m stuck here for a few weeks filming a movie, and my down time is pretty boring. There’s only so much guitar I can play before my fingers start to hurt. And while I love the gym, it’s not fun for long. Please, help a guy out and give me some suggestions before I go crazy. More crazy than I usually am, anyways.

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sogrande:

Thank you, gorgeous! I’m sure you would’ve killed the theme. Or did you go and I just missed you?

Nah, I skipped it. I’ve been dealing with some health stuff and didn’t feel up to making the trip east. I watched from my couch via twitter absolutely green with envy though.

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There’s nothing more pressure than the Met Gala. Not even the Oscars. Congrats, honey! That’s no easy feat. And you looked absolutely beautiful!

I made it through my first Met Gala without falling on my ass. I think I can take on the world now.

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@sarah_hyland RT: "MargotRobbie: don’t have sex because you will get pregnant and die"

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imsg: stassi → lala

Stassi: Britt is still with that idiot too. I was wrong but at this point they kind of just go together. Ughh we got to watch that together. I don't know if you have heard but umm I am in the hospital I had the babies yesterday!

Lala: I know like Britt. You're better than this. UM NO I DIDN'T. I'M OUT OF THE LOOP. WTF. OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU EVEN BOTHER TALKING ABOUT VPR OMG

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imsg: stassi → lala

Lala: Pump Rules is done and I'm sad but also not 100 sad yet cus at least there's still reunion eps. How's it going, mama? You doing okay?

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Congrats on the series regular promotion, honey! Toni is such a fucking badass and a super cool character. As far as Netflix shows, On My Block was great but too short. Also Schitt’s Creek or Law and Order: SVU.

Season two is done and it’s time to spend a few months in LA, but it’s exciting to say that when season three rolls around Toni and Reggie are going to be series regulars. I’m so excited that the adorable badass Toni gets to be a series regular, that means more Choni love for the world! But on that note I have no idea what I’m going to do with my time off other than binge watch Netflix, does anyone have any suggestions?

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I want to see you sing like a JLo classic, complete with the dancing and bedazzles bodysuit. Sweet dreams are made of these...

I’ve pretty much officially retired Bohemian Rhapsody from the tour playlist. Been playing it for years, it’s time. But that means there’s at least two spots for some covers, so I’m taking requests. Who’s song am I gonna fuck up next, let me fucking know. Fair warning–I probably won’t cover anything you suggest on the upcoming tour–this is probably just a trick to see if you have shitty taste in music or not. An in for me to judge you or praise you, really.

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sarahhyland: Brought the Spring to NYC! A maxi dress in a romper? YES PLEASE! Get this maxi romper @kohls #ad #candiesfavoritethings #sarah4candies

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[text] Hahah coincidence? [text] Uhm.. his character did.. don't think they actually dated. Nooooo lol I didn't. He's just been a super good friends for years.

text with wit: The universe is funny sometimes.

text with wit: Oh okay I’ve never seen it but I guess I should probs get to binge-ing...? Got it got it. Well you can give him my number, if you want. Or you can give me his and I can text him. I’ll make the first move I don’t give a shit hahaha

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sodaddario:

Please don’t. One day you’ll have a child and I’m scared that they’re going to be exactly like you. Poor Noah isn’t going to be able to handle it. You know if you give me that challenge then I’m going to do it. What about that Wells guy? He seems nice and he’s from the Bachelor or something, isn’t he? You love that show. 

You and Noah would be lucky to bring a carbon copy mini me into your family hmph! You can handle me so Noah will be able to handle mini me and his life will be better because he/she is there, dammit. Challenge proposed and challenge accepted. I’ll clear my schedule for some date nights. Um stop don’t ever get me started on Wells. I love him so much. We talk on insta DMs but he lives in Nashville and like fuck that long distance garbage. Been there, done that.

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[text] He said he's not sure if he can handle another small and feisty girl like my but he sounded up for it. His name is Jesse Soffer.

text with wit: Oh my god Jesse. I literally just wished him happy birthday on twitter. Awk. Didn’t he date Sophia? Wait. You dated him too? When!?

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[text] I suppose the fivehead is sexier on me than it is on you.

text with aus: Woooooow! I’m crying. You made me cry Auston.

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imsg: stassi → lala

Stassi: Aw thanks Sarah that means so much! It's going to be crazy for the first little bit but I have faith we will learn quick! haha Sarah! Not yet we aren't ready for a mini Sarah yet! I am so sorry then! No more unicorns around Aunt Sarah! You are so speaking to the choir, though my banter and butterflies for the moment turned into this over a year later!

Lala: Absolutely crazy. But I'll set up a running Starbucks delivery for first thing in the morning, okay? You got this. Nopenopenope no babies for me. Not yet. Matt wants me to get on it so his son Noah can marry my firstborn. Talk about pressure haha if I found someone worth having babies with, maybe. Maybe. It's crazy how far you guys have come. What an inspo.

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JesseLeeSoffer: @sarah_hyland thank you! It turned out to be a great birthday followed by a wicked hangover. I guess that's the cost of getting old!

Sarah_Hyland: The price we pay to party past 25 😂 Here's to aging gracefully, @JesseLeeSoffer.