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about to make a call i've been putting off for SIX MONTHS. send prayer in chat help

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rewatched twilight yesterday i forgot how good the first movie is oml

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© Amber Khanzadeh

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self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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pleeeeaaaaseeeeee picture meeeeeeee in the treeeeeees i hit my peak at seven feeeeeeeet in the swing over the creeeeek i was too scared to jump in but iiiiiiiiii i was hiiiiiiigh in the skyyyyyy with pennsylvania under meeeeeeeeeeeeee are there still beautiful things?

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Okay, how about this: remove the modern pentathlon from the Olympics and introduce the postmodern biathlon—an event I invented several years ago at this point—in its place. It's chess and freestyle wrestling but the chess is matched based on weight class and the wrestling by chess rating. This is a good idea and there are no possible downsides.

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my mutuals and well we’re the thinkers of the age

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they call me the bad music liker. for reasons that are unclear

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UMMMMMM

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Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

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great, so now everyone who said they couldn't vote specifically for Joe Biden is gonna vote, right? like once there's another candidate who isn't donald trump and also isn't the guy you especially hate? no? you're still not gonna vote? no matter who it is? deeply unserious people

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For the record in case he does end up stepping down, as much as the critiques of the democratic party on commie tumblr have revolved around Biden, one thing should be extremely clear

There is no plausible or imaginary candidate for any party whose goal is to lead the US that can in any way, shape, or form meaningfully influence the myriad of imperialist projects of the US for the better. Israel will continue to be backed by the US in its settler-genocidal project regardless of who is President or the color of their tie, not because of any kind of control that Israel has over the US, but because the presence and continued existence of Israel is intrinsicaly linked with the interests of the capitalist class of the imperial core in Southwestern Asia and North Africa. Like Joe Biden so eloquently put it: "[Supporting Israel] is the best $3 billion investment we make. Were there not an Israel, the United States of America would have to invent an Israel to protect her interests in the region." The same is true for every other imperialist action the US has ever committed or is committing.

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twitching because all the career tests im taking now are telling me to be a engineer & i majored in social sciences because i liked drama when I was 14