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Does anybody else find it weird that Öland is literally just named 'island-land'?

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Probably not if it's 911 though

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Has anyone ever noticed that Beauxbatons from Harry Potter literally translates to "beautiful sticks"?

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Dentists and orthodontist have the ability to make your mouth sore after every appointment, even a checkup

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Hot take: cheese connoisseurs are just socially acceptable stoners

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Dave can be a bit odd when he thinks nobody’s watching.

Made this at work but didn’t get a chance to post it until I got home. :P

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based off of this recipe which I may need to try out

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250 likes!

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Memento mori is just the yolo of the 17th century

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All science teachers are pyromaniacs and you cannot change my mind

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I started learning latin on Duolingo recently and have taken to harassing my best friend with random latin phrases

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May I propose a prompt- the dog water wife

She's two steps away from being a feral animal. Virtually lives outside, gets into the trash from time to time, and mainly communicates through growls and random screaming.

She's a wife who isn't exactly wifing, but not really humaning for that matter either.

While you can't really understand what she's saying or doing half of the time, you still love her very much and she loves you back just as much.

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Why do so many people think that not liking peanut butter is sacrilege?

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To whoever invented the bottle return system, I will use your shoulder blades as decorative plates. That is not a threat, that is a promise.

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Condoms are child abductors

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I just slapped myself with cheese