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Only good things from the con I went to.

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🐝  *  ―  𝑬𝑷𝑰𝑪: 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

Troy Saga ❛  do what i say and you'll see them again.  ❜ ❛  what do you live for? what do you try for?  ❜ ❛  say no more, i know tat i'm ready.  ❜ ❛  the blood on your hands is something you won't lose.  ❜ ❛  is the price i pay endless pain?  ❜ ❛  something feels off here, i see fire but there's no smoke.  ❜ ❛  we should try to find a way no one ends up dead.  ❜ ❛  why should we take when we could give?  ❜ ❛  i see in your face, there's so much guilt inside your heart.  ❜ ❛  have you forgotten the lessons i taught you?  ❜

The Cyclops Saga ❛  it's almost too perfect, too god to be true.  ❜ ❛  what gives you the right to deal a pain so deep?  ❜ ❛  your life now is in my hand.  ❜ ❛  remember them, we're the ones who carry on.  ❜ ❛  what good would killing do when mercy is a skill more of this world could learn to use?  ❜ ❛  i am your darkest moment.  ❜ ❛  i don't know where i went wrong but i warned ya', and you failed the test.  ❜ ❛  that's just like you, why should i be surprised?  ❜ ❛  unlike you, every time someone dies i'm left to deal with the strain.  ❜ ❛  i'll remind you i saw you as a friend but now we're done.  ❜

The Ocean Saga ❛  at this rate, we won't make it out alive.  ❜ ❛  please don't tell me you're about to do what i think you'll do.  ❜ ❛  yes, but how much longer til your luck runs out?  ❜ ❛  you rely on wit, and people die on it.  ❜ ❛  you're like the brother i could never do without.  ❜ ❛  and suddenly you doubt that i could figure this out?  ❜ ❛  keep your friends close and your enemies closer, never really know who you can trust.  ❜ ❛  'cause the end always justifies the means.  ❜ ❛  do you know who i am?  ❜ ❛  you are the worst kind of good 'cause you're not even great.  ❜

The Circe Saga ❛  whatever you need to say can wait some more.  ❜ ❛  there's no length i wouldn't go if it was you i had to save.  ❜ ❛  wouldn't you like a taste of the power?  ❜ ❛  don't thank me friend, you very well may die.  ❜ ❛  did you do something to them?  ❜ ❛  if you make one wrong move, then you're done for.  ❜ ❛  you and i are now evenly matched.  ❜ ❛  you've given me no reason to bestow you with my trust.  ❜ ❛  who's to say, with the mistakes i've made that they will be the last mistakes i ever make?  ❜ ❛  this is the price we pay to love.  ❜

The Underworld Saga ❛  all i hear are screams, every time i dare to close my eyes.  ❜ ❛  i no longer dream, only nigtmares of those who've died.  ❜ ❛  when does a man become a monster?  ❜ ❛  now you tell us our effort's are for nothing?  ❜ ❛  how has everything been turned against us?  ❜ ❛  do i need to change?  ❜ ❛  i'm the only one whose line i haven't crossed.  ❜ ❛  what if i'm the problem that's been hiding all along?  ❜ ❛  what if i've been far too kind to foes but a monster to ourselves?  ❜ ❛  if i became the monster and threw that guilt away would that make us stronger?  ❜

The Thunder Saga ❛  you wouldn't have spared me. i made a mistake like this, it almost cost my life.  ❜ ❛  i've got a secret i can no longer keep.  ❜ ❛  you know that we are the same.  ❜ ❛  we must do what it takes to survive.  ❜ ❛  tell me you did not know that would happen.  ❜ ❛  if you want all the power, you must carry all the blame.  ❜ ❛  how are we supposed to trust you now?  ❜ ❛  how much longer must i suffer now?  ❜ ❛  someone's gotta die today and you have got the final say.  ❜ ❛  please don't make me do this.  ❜

The Wisdom Saga ❛  you've made your worst mistake here.  ❜ ❛  this cruel world doesn't give out presents just for being good.  ❜ ❛  you're my friend, i couldn't ask for more.  ❜ ❛  did you know you talk in your sleep?  ❜ ❛  i'm what you want here, i'm what you need here.  ❜ ❛  you don't know what i've gone through.  ❜ ❛  i know your life's been hard, i'll stay inside your heart.  ❜ ❛  life would be so much worse if you had died.  ❜ ❛  you dare to defy me, to make me feel shame?  ❜ ❛  no one beats me, no one wins my game.  ❜

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Sideblog from wiredupclown || An indie rp blog for Hazbin hotel & helluva boss featuring Valentino. Dead dove, do not eat. Written by mar.

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Last time I wrote someone unapologetically awful was p2!nyarlathotep: so why not again.

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The king's teeth were almost ground together. "Oh golly. Me? Feisty?" His words had come out grumbled in absolute disbelief of the original remark. It had been tempting to simply turn and leave, not continuing to fuel the fire of entertainment any longer yet he knew Charlie could be simply busy. Strong guilt at never trying before was forcing Lucifer to remain inside the Hotel. And if not for it being now his dear daughter's property: he would have truly lost his cool.

it was just a few moments ... he only had to behave politely, or as much as possible. Lucifer just could not stand Alastor.

"thou should remember to keep thyself firmly away from mine own business. For doth not require thy attention alas you fail to sway me with such insistence thou fails to care. Mine actions were simply to not cause such bother for Charlie as I remain aware of how busy she is."

the  radio  demon  looms,  a  too  tall  shadow  made  flesh.  he  is  well  aware  that  his  presence  is  unwelcome  —  oh,  on  the  CONTRARY!  that  really  only  gives  him  all  the  more  reason  to  pester  the  king!  acknowledgement  sees  that  cheshire  cat-grin  grow  ever  wider,  eyes  bright  with  delight  derived  from  the  sweetest  schadenfreude.  if  nudging  the  line  of  what  he  can  possibly  get  away  with  without  facing  consequence  is  a  form  of  art,  alastor  is  surely  a  master  without  equal.

❝  my  oh  my!  feisty  today,  aren't  we? ❞   the  sinner  practically  purrs  —  as  if  he  isn't  entirely  aware  of  what  he's  doing.  (  oh,  he  is!  )  ❝  i  was  only  curious  where  you  were  scurrying  off  to!  not  that  it's  any  of  MY  BUSINESS,  of  course. ❞  of  course,  of  course.  ❝  but  it  would  break  poor  charlie's  candy  coated  little  heart  if  you  just  wandered  away ...  never  to  return. ❞

he  just  wants  to  know  what  he  should  tell  her  —  to  give  CLOSURE!  obviously.  (  really,  he's  just  nosy.  )

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"would thou be interested in a fine specimen?!" And with a dramatic click of the fingers and a bit of pizzazz, now in an out stretched hand was a custom rubber duck!

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Back when he was a Seraphim, he was too laid back yet also too good at the same time. Perfectly completing what needed to be done whilst also enjoying his jokes even if they sometimes went a little too far. And all those memories can not only plague him, but also conflict Lucifer over whether rebelling was indeed a good idea. Though even in his states of depression, he does not want to go back. Not with how he now is aware of everyone's true colours, himself included in that.

His old name, Samuel, is something that either can make him quite aggressive in mere seconds. Lucifer loathes the idea he's still treated like one of the angels after so long. He isn't their brother anymore.

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PORTAL 2 PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the 2011 video game, adjust as necessary

when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! make life take the lemons back! get mad! i don't want your damn lemons!

best case scenario, you might get some superpowers. worst case, some tumors.

science isn't about why. it's about why not.

the next test is very dangerous.

before the wright brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly everywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium.

to help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three... two... one.

please disregard any undeserved compliments.

all right, i've been thinking.

what am i supposed to do with these?

do you know who i am?

oh, i like this guy.

he says what we're all thinking.

you can head on back to your desk.

well, this is the part where he kills us.

hello. this is the part where i kill you.

i know you.

no! i'm not listening! i'm not listening!

you're lying!

you're not just a regular moron. you were designed to be a moron.

i am not! a moron!

now who's a moron?

could a moron do that?

i can't see it though. maybe it fell off.

do you want to go and have a quick look?

are you alive? that's important. should have asked that first.

i'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive.

i'm just going to wait for you up ahead.

i'll wait one hour.

brilliant! go team!

i think we can put our differences behind us.

hi. so. how are you holding up?

good, that's still working.

here are the test results.

you are a horrible person.

i'm serious. that's what it says.

we weren't even testing for that.

don't be alarmed, all right?

good work getting this far.

i wish i could take it all back. i honestly do.

i'm in space.

if i were ever to see her again, do you know what i'd say? i'd say "i'm sorry." sincerely.

i am sorry. i was bossy and monstrous... and i'm genuinely sorry.

you made it through! well done!

okay, follow me. we've still got work to do.

what's happening?

okay... don't move.

so i've got an idea, but it is bloody dangerous. here we go.

they told me that if i ever turned this flashlight on, i would die.

they told me that about everything.

i don't even know why they bother giving me this stuff if they didn't want me to use it.

look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle.

i'm different!

prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. he was cast to the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds.

it won't be enough. the answer lies beneath us.

oh, it's dark down here, isn't it?

i'm proud of you.

now we are a family again.

that last test was seriously disappointing.

just work with me.

some of my best friends are actually orphans.

you look ugly in that jumpsuit.

that's not my opinion.

i'll be honest. we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks.

no idea what it'll do.

i knew someone was alive in here!

you'll know when the test starts.

oh thank god you're all right.

i thought you were my greatest enemy, when all along you were my best friend.

the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one.

i'll be honest. killing you? is hard.

i had a pretty good life. and then you showed up.

you know what? you win. just go.

it's been fun. don't come back.

this sentence is false.

to be honest, i might have heard that one before.

you know, i'm not stupid.

i realize you don't want to put me back in charge.

i'm being serious. i think there's something really wrong with me.

we should get our stories straight.

no, we're not stopping!

don't make eye contact, whatever you do.

i feel awful about that surprise.

oh, that's sad. but impressive.

we're running out of time.

you've probably figured it out by now, but i don't need you anymore.

i'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club.

the square root of rope is string.

okay, what you're doing there is jumping.

you know what? that's close enough.

you saved my bacon.

is this a jailbreak?

the next test is very dangerous.

it's been a long time. how have you been?

i've been really busy being dead. you know, after you murdered me.

you out having yourself a little adventure?

no, don't get up. i'll be right back.

you're unqualified!

what if this hurts? what if it really hurts? oh, i didn't think about that.

get your hands off me!

i can't see a thing! what just happened?

i don't have any bullets.

did you feel that?

you were busy back there.

that's funny. i don't feel corrupt.

i've got an idea! do what it says!

look how small you are down there!

do you have any idea how good this feels?

sorry, fellas. she's married. to science.

let me answer those questions with a question. who wants to make sixty dollars?

yes, all right, okay, this is getting tiresome.

well done. good. aren't you little miss clever. little miss smashy smash.

does it actually make you feel good when you do that?

it's not impressive.

what is this, like a hobby for you now?

i'm beginning to actually take it personally.

it's like an insult to me.

oh, there goes another one.

it's vandalism! it's pure vandalism!

it's just us talking like regular people.

are you going to open this door?

where'd you go? come back!

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"Scrambles the brain"

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This prolly doesn't make sense but I couldn't stop thinking about fizzarozzie getting Lucifer's blessing 🐤✨

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How Attractive are you from 1-100?

"oh such a compliment I shan't forget!"

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AKIRA (1988) : Sentence Starters

Quotes from the 1988 film. Change as needed.

"You wouldn't be so jumpy if you didn't have something to hide!"

"Skirt-chasers will try anything these days."

"The future is not a straight line. It is filled with many crossroads."

"There must be a future that we can choose for ourselves."

"Look what they abandoned in their panic."

"I figured you'd be standing here sobbing like a little baby."

"That's Mr. [name] to you, punk!"

"You've always been a pain in the ass, you know."

"You always treat me like a kid."

"You always show up and start bossing me around, and don't you deny it!"

"This has got to be a trap."

"Don't you understand? It's utterly pointless to fight each other."

"You're all puppets to corrupt politicians and capitalists."

"Let's run away together, just you and me."

"Shut up! Don't order me around!"

"Why do you always have to try and save me?"

"I admit I've been beat before, but I won't always be on the receiving end, you hear me?!"

"It has already begun."

"You called for me, didn't you? And I heard you."

"A fish out of water dies, huh."

"You're forgetting who the real enemy is!"

"It's not my job to believe or disbelieve. It's to act or not to act."

"You've got a bad attitude, pops."

"That's enough, are you trying to kill him?!"

"Oh, right, I forgot you were there."

"I won't be needing you to come rescue me anymore."

"What are you gonna do about it, huh?!"

"Who the hell do you think you're talking to?"

"That's the last time I stick my neck out for you!"

"You'll help anyone as long as they're a girl, right?"

"You're wrong, I have very high standards ya know."

"You could at least tell me your name, you bitch!"

"Something seemed strange the second I saw his face."

"Everyone's been worried about you. They thought you were dead."

"It's like they were messing around inside my head."

"I don't want to go back there again."

"This is yours, isn't it?"

"We've been together our entire lives."

"Are you really going in there alone?"

"Don't they say the only stupid questions are the unasked ones?"

"When you've purified your body and soul, we'll go out for tea."

"He's our friend! If anyone's going to kill him it should be us!"

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Inside the personal office in the palace, Lucifer took to spending a ridiculous amount of time making duck after duck. At some point time had become just a fleeting thought which was not thought about as he remained focused for many hours. A small hum as one had been held up to study, aiming it at the light in the centre of the room.

"how stupendous! Not a flaw within mine sight... Char Char ( @gethellbcnt )!!" A jolt as the King jumped up onto his feet, tossing the duck to one side like the many others littering the room. His habit perhaps not getting better at all. "oh I hath not been expecting to seeth thou here! this be rather exciting...is there something thou requires?"

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❛ cook . present my muse with home - cooked food . ( beelzebub ! )

Within the high energy party common in the Gluttony ring, Lucifer stood there a little awkward and rather stiff compared to, well, everyone else. It all was an attempt to reconnect with a fellow sin demon after so long. Even if he was frankly doing a very poor attempt with an almost distant stare and somewhat tight hold on his cane. Constant thoughts almost screamed at him to walk over to her yet he stayed still until a towering shadow forced him to look up.

Beelzebub, herself. And in one of her hands was food being offered. The short King managed to smile with a partial chuckle.

"ah Bee! How kind of thou. I failed to expect such an offer..oh not as if I am refusing thou's offer of food! I shall accept it graciously, yet thy kindness came as a surprise." He let out a series of nervous laughs as he had rambled rather quickly towards the end of his words.

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Starter call. Quick one before I go into work. It's easier to start again I can't find anything.

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His archaic manner of speech falls under his want to be in the past at times. He both wants to be happy with his wife and Charlie, and wants to occasionally be with his siblings again although that depends on how bad he is feeling. In a way, it would be the opposite to the idea that the angels all are looking to the future for things and moving on.

It also makes him eventually snapping and speaking more "modern" more impactful. How angry would he have to be to forget his ground in ways.

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Just a partial glance around, and listening to every little sound that could be heard, he came to the conclusion that Charlie currently was not present within the Hotel. Such a shame indeed. Yet it could not be helped, even Lucifer himself had a tendency of being elsewhere when most required his presence. The King of Hell was about to leave, hand just reaching for the door handle before his eyes noticed a towering shadow that almost enshrouded him. A small sigh escaped.

"and do enlighten me as to the matter in which it was imperative thou approaches me, Alastor ( @hostradio )."