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haven’t had v much muse for vaughn. might move him to a bl multimuse along with tina or smth

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A girl in highschool: Hey, I have a crush on you.

Vaughn: Oh, uh... That's interesting because I think I like men.

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Vaughn: RHYS.

Vaughn: I'm at the store with my nan and I just saw a small child unsuccessfully try to sneak a family-sized tub of Nutella in their parents' cart & after being told to put it back they returned it to the shelf dejectedly and whispered "goodbye my husband" and honestly? That just really spoke to me.

Rhys: mood. but you better buy one of those tubs and bring it to our dorm.

Vaughn: of course, bro.

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atlasarm replied to your post: [looks at dash] …  [concern.png]

im sorry vaughn

i... i just don’t know what’s going on and i’m wondering how the subject of dicks came up

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[looks at dash]

... 

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“Morning After” starters

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sexy

“Feel like another round?”

“You were great last night…”

“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”

“My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”

“I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”

“We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”

“You should play with my hair some more…”

“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”

“That was a workout.”

“I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”

“The fun doesn’t have to end.”

“I think I can convince you to stay…”

“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”

“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”

“I love your bedhead.”

Awkward

“Oh no…what did we do?”

“Hi! You need to leave.”

“I’m sorry…who are you?”

“Ugh…I drank so much.”

“I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”

“Where are your clothes?”

“…I’m sore in such weird places.”

“Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”

“You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”

“Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”

“I think this was a mistake.”

“*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”

“Your foot is in my face.”

“Did we use protection?”

“*sees ___ and screams*”

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** vaughn was a theatre geek in college and highschool

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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

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Vaughn: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab people's eyes out. I can make mittens.

Rhys: What was that middle part?

Vaughn: I can make a hat

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[Rhys walking around still disappointed 6 hours after leaving the aquarium]

Vaughn: What did you think a tiger shark was, Rhys?

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Commission of Rhys and Vaughn, married and running Atlas!

(this is formerly bridgetbougan, lost my account. I’m here if u want to refollow!)

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Rhys’ Little Friend

follow me on twitter! | buy me a ko-fi!

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some college sized boys :^)

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the first time they actually get a chance to hook up, rhys is so over the moon about how much vaughn has changed and how awesome he is that vaughn constantly has to shut him up

“omg look at that cool scar!!! where’d you get that? is it a bullet wound? you are so tough man, I couldn’t - “

“rhys”

“ok sorry, it’s just. you look so rugged! oh my god are you kissing my stomach??? your beard feels awesome, that is so - “

“RHYS”

“alright alright, ooh big bad bandit vaughn is gonna put me on my back and have his way with me, jeesh wow, that’s actually super hot um - “

“RHYS”

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“HEY, IT’S A SIMPLE REQUEST. You’ve shot people before. I am no different if I go fucking crazy.” He defensively held up his hands. 

“SO, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF GETTING US ALL BACK TOGETHER? Y’know, me, you, your sister, aaand maybe my best bro if he’s not busy? Doing everything alone is really damn boring.”

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Vaughn: So over spring break, My boyfriend met my family for the first time and we were playing catch phrase. His word was boner. Instead of skipping it like a normal person, he said, "Something that Vaughn gives me." Right in front of my 64-year-old nan and my 9-year-old cousin.

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“NOT YET. Thankfully...” He soon added flatly, “I got stabbed last week, though.” Vaughn crossed his arms over his chest with a small sigh. “Well, stab wound or no stab wound, It is good to see you, Fiona. But, if I do start hearing voices, you have my permission to shoot me.”