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moved to prcmicrball!

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miicdroppin​:

“ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaah !!! ”

She just – gets out of the way, shaking a soaked foot in mid-air.

“ UNFAIR !!! ”

--oh, woops. Caught someone in the fire!   Or, rather. In the water.

“-Sorry! Didn’t mean to soak you up.

But hopefully this won’t make you commit arson again. It’s dangerous!”

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-OK HE CAN’T IGNORE THIS ANYMORE.

“OK, ok, fine, that’s enough!”

Time to send in Seismotoad to at least think about the fire.   He can deal with some chaos in the street, but arson is too much!

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RAAAAAISING THE VOLUME

oh that’s. that’s very loud.

…he’s casually putting headphones on.

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oh that’s. that’s very loud.

...he’s casually putting headphones on.

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Tagged by: hehe crimes Tagging: crime it up my dudes

real name : Dandelion Alabaster, “Leon”

single or taken : single ; verse depending

abilities or powers : fast and clever, great strategist during battles

eye colour : golden

hair colour : purple

family members : Hop (younger brother), Amelia (mother); father unknown

pets : his Pokèmon 100% count

something they don’t like : blue Gatorade

hobbies/activities : occasional jogs in the very early morning, videogames

ever hurt anyone before : mostly by accident

animal that represents them : ...let’s be real he’s a Yamper in human form

worst habits : he’s unable to put his foot down

role models : Mustard and Rose; more leaning on Mustard tho

sexual orientation : bisexual

thoughts on marriage/kids : he thinks he’s too young for that, but would REALLY love to start a family

style preferences : he’s a theatre kid at heart. The flashiest and fanciest the better.

approach to friendships: it’s complicated.

thoughts on pie : if he could live on meat pies for the rest of his life he would die happily

favourite drink : Lemonade

favourite place to spend time at : his house’s garden

swim in the lake or in the ocean : in the lake, but he doesn’t like swimming that much

their type : he doesn’t have one, honestly! If he vibes with someone he’s ok with it

camping or indoors :  camping!!!

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[flash headcanon: Leon ADORES playing online.

he’s Incredibly Good at CTRNK. His mains is Crunch and Nina because he has Great Tastes

he’s TERRIBLE at Splatoon tho. He just runs around and loses. but he has fun tho :)

while not great at fighting games either, he enjoys a quick play in Soul Calibur and Smash. He mains Sophitia and Link

he jumps in Dark Souls and Bloodborne to co-op every now and then. By now he knows BB’s and DS3′s maps by memory. He promises he’d play differently every time but now he’s at NG+7 with his cool Moonlight Sword Hunter and he can only play fastroll+shlow heavy weapons knights

this man is dangerously great at lying whenever he plays impostor in Among Us. This said, he can’t vent for shit and feels bad whenever he must kill anyone but Hop. That’s the Cain Instinct.

also yes he played Minecraft ever since it came out and is slowly recreating the entire Galar region in creative.

also it’s his way to occasionally chat with Mustard!! They just vibe online and kill eachother :)]

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Not funny. Didn’t laugh.

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constriction

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What Galar Gym Leader Are You?

Raihan

The Tamer of Dragons! The strongest gym trainer in the league... and the most famous loser, too. That's the thing about being strong; people measure the strength of your opponents by how badly they crush you. You're often misunderstood, but don't let it get to you. You've earned your place in the sunlight.

“...

...huh.”

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“We respect women in this house, ma’am!

Especially those who end up unjustly underappreciated!”

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[hottest take but Leon stans Oleana and he still stans her in post-game]

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[also right first of all: new icon yay

and second im sorry for not replying to any prompt you guys sent. turns out i. really cant vibe with any of the ask meme i reblogged here after all orz]

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[hey hey hey hey can i be controversial

YES of course Leon has a bad sense of direction, but he greatly exaggerates it. “oh haha sorry i’m late i got lost”, he says, when he just wanted a moment to have a coffee by himself]

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Which god are you?

the god of lost mittens

little darla hadley had her mitts on a string so that she would not lose them. she lent them to someone whose hands were colder than hers, and they somehow wound up in the gutter later that cold, snowy day. one final act of love doomed those mittens to obsoletion, but it was worth it, no?