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[Dawn] So... if you don't know what it is; a moose is a giant hooved animal with huge antlers like pasta scoops. They're megafauna, and if you hit one it pretty much destroys your car. They're tall and quite heavy. So I drove to town just to get a couple of things to cook later and I was headed back. And I go around a tight corner and surprise! Here's this giant animal standing in the middle of the road and I can't stop in time. And it had it's head down so I caught it at the worst angle. The antlers got caught in my grill and snapped its neck and I ran over it and careened into the ditch. Now sometimes when animals or people die really violently and suddenly their souls get confused or aggressive because they don't know what's happening. And this moose spirit was very angry. So I'm slumped over in the drivers seat because I banged my head on the wheel and this ghost rushes me and starts slamming into me. At this point I'm disoriented, I've got blood in my eyes and I'm flailing trying to get it away from me. So I grab the container of salt I just bought and start swinging it everywhere. What I didn't know was that a cop saw me swerve off and pulled up behind me. This dead moose is braying in my ears and I don't hear him come up to the busted window. At least not until I throw the salt in his face because I didn't see him. So now he's pissed off and I can't use the voice without him hearing me or being affected by it. After several minutes of yelling he's convinced I'm hysterical and he runs to get some water from his car. While he's gone I finally manage to get the spirit away from me. So I waste an hour or so filling out paperwork and taking a sobriety test and he leaves me there. But since it was an okay fall day I decided to just walk home and deal with the car later. As I'm coming up the drive I see a bike hidden in the trees. I was pretty sure I knew who it belonged too so I figured my neighbor sent their teenager Kevin over to trade some of their honey for my chicken eggs or similar. - Outside it's starting to snow a bit. - And he'll be on my porch waiting for me. But he's not, so I go inside. Apparently he decided that since my door was unlocked he could snoop a little before I got home. The kid found an unmarked bottle of absinthe that I was steeping and took a straight swig of it. I found him in my bathroom. He'd unrolled all the toilet paper and then rolled himself up in the pile. He told me he couldn't talk to me because he was currently a spool of thread. So I go to call his mom. While I was on the phone; he stripped off all his clothes and ran for the front door. I made a flying tackle for him and missed, hitting my head a second time. So now I'm just examining the carpet and thinking about my life choices when I hear Kevin start screaming his head off. He jumped naked into a mulch pile and there were slugs. Not the best thing to see when you're high and violently hallucinating. So my neighbor on the other side hears him screaming and thinks someone is getting murdered. He drops everything to run over with a pickaxe. I manage to get up and we sorted it all out. But when Daniel ran over he left the goat pen open. So when he got back home his billy goats were standing on his car roof and the male, Beetlebeep, was pulling the weather stripping off the car doors. It really wasn't a good day for any of us.

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Equinox. He used to be Sun and Moon, and then the fire in the Pizzaplex nearly destroyed him. Yaunfen and Lazur rescued what remained and fixed him as best they could with a new mask. a redstone battery and a lot of car parts. He doesn't remember who he used to be at all. But he's very afraid of fire and darkness...

This is a useable marionette I made from scratch. All his clothing is hand-sewn and his head is paper mache and layered cardboard. The fingers are wired and posable too.

WIP COMPLETE

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Xenobiology Among Us field-book.

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[Kit] - groans and starts to wake up. her head is throbbing and her brain feels like it was removed, used as a kickball by several large angry men with steel toe boots, then unceremoniously dumped back into her skull... and she is definitely sore all over, including places she's fairly sure shouldn't feel the way they do. She opens her eyes with heroic effort. -

-The ceiling above her is gray with some industrial looking rivets. She can hear some soft snoring and becomes aware that she's covered with a light blanket and what feels like warm rubber hoses under her feet and head. She's still naked and being snuggled from both sides. There's a little red hand attached to nothing, laying lightly over one of her boobs.

[Kit] - softly to herself- ....Wha'fuck?...

[Antonio] Stirs a bit and the hand is withdrawn. - My head... ugh...

[Kit] - looks from one imp to another and tries to get up before deciding that it's a bad idea if she wants to keep the contents of her stomach where they belong. - Ooooh.... what happened last night.. and... where are we?

[Phil] Hmm? - He glances at the ceiling. - Ah. We're home. I believe some ghosts may have visited us in the night.

[Antonio] Low key want to join them. Fuuuck.

[Phil] Tucks his hands behind his head casually. He's laying on his backpack surrounded by slack tentacles like a sleepy octopus. - What a lovely way to wake up.

[Kit] - groans and holds her head as she sits up, careful to stay covered. - I beg to differ... um... not because of the company mind you...

[Antonio] Ugh... my mate is one of those infuriating imps that doesn't get hangovers.

[Phil] Curls a tentacle artfully in the air. - Shape-shifting burns calories. It's not my fault you're a normal imposter. - He smiles sweetly at Kit. - No need to be modest. It's not like we aren't naked too.

[Kit] - blushes a little at the blurry memories as to what went on between the three of them. - I'm.. just not sure who all is around... wait... does that mean you're naked all the time?

[Phil] Yeah? - He pinches a bit of his green skin. - This is just how we are.

[Antonio] I mean... we have our backpacks, and this comes off. - He reaches to either side of his visor and pops it off. His eyes underneath are fairly human-like with black pupils.

[Phil] You just can't see our junk unless we're aroused. We've got a little slit that's hard to see otherwise. Like when I do this. - He closes his mouth and the line vanishes entirely against the surface of his front.

[Antonio] His is a bit sticky. - He makes a gesture to indicate the odd ropes of flesh that connect Phil's upper and lower jaws on both sides. leaving a few exposed teeth through holes behind the larger opening. - I'm fluffy. - He smiles and she can see the skin has a soft jagged edge.

[Kit] - ah... well, naked isn't my normal state. Do you happen to have seen what's left of what I was wearing?

[Antonio] I did not. Sorry. Last I remember we fell asleep on the bed in Doc's kitchen.

[Phil] Probably a good thing we got moved. we'd made quite a mess and they might have been upset about it come breakfast.

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I love receiving this kind of fic comment. It never stops being funny. XD

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Our personal planetarium.

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Callback to that one time our massive Minecraft fanfic got discovered by a larger blog. <3 Just a heads up, we've passed 4 million words. Current number of authors working on it- 3 people. Current A03 rank - Fifth longest fic on the site.

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when will you finish fear of a herobrine please i want to know its been 5 years

Huh? It is done! That’s part one. I can’t figure out how to mark it done on Ao3! If anyone wants to tell me how I’ll fix it! >_<

The continuation of the story is a collaboration with several other writers and we switched to a play format. This is part two and picks up about a month after they escape from their seed with Doc. - https://archiveofourown.org/works/17046851/chapters/40080410

Because there are multiple Herobrines in the story they have nicknames. TLOT [Short for The Lord Of Tears] is the same Herobrine from Fear of a Herobrine. And his husband usually gets called Father Steve if there’s a chance of a mix-up.

 I’m sorry you were waiting, but I hope discovering another 3 million plus words worth of story exists takes the sting out of it. :D

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[Novisor] Leans over the console a little bit and points toward a small star that's twinkling brightly. - Go that way. We've not getting into the Skeld and shuttle route traffic this time.

[Hazel] As long as we don't get lost. There's a lot of nothing out here.

[Pav] - gives a little smile - second star on the right, and straight on till morning. - she pushes the controls with her normal gusto and heads toward the star.

[Novisor] Holds onto the seat behind her, his clawed fingers dimpling the fabric. - Lovely words my friend, but it won't take us that long.

-The shuttle speeds along through the darkness, leaving Polus and it's curving tail of Skelds and shuttles far behind them. As the little trio of planets dwindles in the rear camera, something else comes into view. A small, bright sun being circled rather quickly by a huge, misshapen lump of a planet. As they get closer the sun illuminates one side of it. It's a partially completed cube. In the middle they can see what looks like netherrack and lava. The outer part... it's earth-like enough to take their breath away. Swathes of golden desert and verdant plains, globs of achingly green forests, sparkling ice, fluffy white clouds and azure waters. The unfinished edges of the shape are crackling with white lightning and glitchy interference.

[Hazel] It's so beautiful! But... why is it kind of a cube?

[Pav] - ... wow...

[Novisor] Because it's Minecraft code. Deerheart was able to integrate my Skeld onto the chunk it crashed on and even mesh the roles coding with her own so seamlessly. Doc copied it and gave it to the Mojang staff. This is their secret project at the moment. A bolt-hole for Herobrines that can't leave the internet. But out of their native game where the SCP can't easily find them. The constant traffic of players logging in and dropping out will disguise their movements. They'll be lost in the noise.

-As they get closer they see the terrain a bit more clearly. There aren't any structures or lights, but it is clearly divided into biomes in the normal way.

[Pav] - oh that's awesome. so how much more needs done?

[Novisor] Traces the incomplete lines of the partial cube with a finger. - Well I presume the rest of the two missing planes? No reason to make it look like Polus. It won't be visible from the other maps either. The telescope task has been deliberately altered just in case.

-As they get closer their resolution changes in a gradual way, becoming less cartoony and more angular.

[Hazel] Will the usual roles apply to the newcomers?

[Novisor] Likely not since they will be entering outside of a game. But I will say we shouldn't land, this is all a work in progress and we don't want to disturb any devs.

-As they pass over a crackly part they can see the terrain slowly generating from the lava core outward to fill in the empty gaps to the surface.

[Hazel] It's brilliant. What a pretty planet, it's all so green!

[Pav] - takes the shuttle low to get a better look - Might not be a bad idea to have a couple places prebuilt... stock some supplies so they aren't stuck foraging if they have to evac in a hurry...

[Novisor] So far the plan is to build some kind of large structure at the spawn point. Something like a hotel. Presumably someone will be put in charge of it as well. And since the respawn is connected to beds, might as well hand them out like candy.

-There aren't any animals in sight, but the foliage looks normal enough. They're speeding over a section of dark oak forest that bleeds out into a coastline. Far away they can see a small gray island of mycelium with giant mushrooms.

[Hazel] Is just pressed against the opposite side of the window, looking everywhere.

[Pav] - hums a little to herself as they cruise over the blue water. - Such a pretty place. Almost a shame that you almost hope it never has to be used.

[Hazel] I never dreamed someone could just... make a whole new planet. But doing it to protect people they've never even met? That somehow makes it all the grander an ambition. Thank you for letting us see this, I realize how important it all is.

[Novisor] Thoughtfully watching the terrain flow past. - And thus why it needs to stay a secret, for now at least.

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[Novisor] Is focused on Pav.- It is. -He turns the steering fork a little over her shoulder. [It's just like a car to go side to side.] - Push the wheel forward to go down and pull it to you to go up. Shuttles don't have weapon systems so you can't shoot the rocks. Just go around them as much as possible. Stay out of the shipping lanes, just follow their little trail at a safe distance. We're going there. - He points at something that's just coming into view on one side as they curve over the traffic. It's a massive planet the size of a fist and steadily getting bigger as they approach. It's a glorious swirl of blue and white and glowing like a cold sun. The trail of ships dwindle in the distance until they look like a line of ants hovering above a faint Saturnal ring of debris. There's a lumpy moon there too, just a dark silhouette in front of the gas giants glow. -

[Doc] Is standing in the doorway - It's beautiful...

[Pav] - grins and pushes forward on the wheel as she accelerates, pushing them into a steep dive. She heads toward their target weaving over, under and around the rocks and the other shuttles with breathtaking disregard for the laws of physics. - Did I mention I did a stint as a New York City delivery driver in college? - she skims the top of a particularly large boulder before settling back into a clear lane. -

[Lie] Is thrown off balance by the sudden dive and falls, bouncing a little- Pav! A little warning please?

[Novisor] Barks out a small laugh and holds the back of her chair for balance. - I think if they could yell at you they might!

[Doc] Lie! - They notice their friend flailing like a turtle on the floor, neatly upside down with her backpack under her like a display block. They rush back to her on their small legs and pull her upright. - Oh Lie. Come and see the view before we get too close. - They help her into the little cockpit and block the doorway.

-The planet is closer now, partly filling the middle screen. The clouds swirling over the pale blue surface. They can't see any landmasses, just bands and spirals of glowing gasses. The line of ships is coming partly up from the planet in spots, and some are circling a small irregular moon.

[Novisor] Hits a button that switches the right panel to a camera on the back and it shows a view of Polus, getting smaller as they move away. The purple planet is like a bitten apple, most of it blasted away to reveal a glowing core of lava and molten metal.

[Novisor] Indicates the big planet for Lie- This is Miradef, and this little moon is the crew homeworld; Euqrf.

[Lie] - They're beautiful Novisor... The gases remind me a bit of Jupiter...

[Pav] - oops.. sorry...

[Novisor] Nods slightly- I understand there is a surface, but it's so far below the atmosphere it might as well not be there. - He pats Pav on the shoulder, the beak of his mask brushing over her head slightly as he turns. - It's fine. That's good maneuvering for a first flight. - He freezes and Pav can feel his fingers curl slightly against her back. - They found it. Go that way. - He motions to a point on the far edge of Miradef's light.

[Doc] It's intact?

[Novisor] It's drifting, but not falling yet. We need to hurry.

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Just one big happy family.

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Funkin Among Us.

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Inspired by this-

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[Novisor] Is mindful of the others and picks up Lie before making a dead run back towards the shuttle. With Lie in hand the plants part easily for them and close behind them.

[Lie] - Hey!

[Izzy] Giggling as she hunkers down a little-

[Doc] swats at the green imp with their tail and easily knocks him off his stubby feet before chasing the others.

[Green] Roars ferociously before pushing himself back up with his tentacles. He runs after them like a gorilla as the red imp screams encouragement and profanity.

[Lie] Tries to trip them up with vines and thorns and even a couple of trees-

[Novisor] Reaches the shuttle and pulls the doors down before putting them in the doorway. He turns to the onrushing horror alone and takes off his mask.

[Green] Stops so fast he nearly loses the red imp on his head. He hisses defensively, flicking a massively thick red tongue.

[Novisor] Gestures broadly and raises his remaining ghosts all around him. Each one opening a mouthful of sharp teeth dripping with blood.

[Doc] Stopped behind them, nervously watching the threat display.

[Lie] turns to check on Hazel- Are you okay?

[Hazel] Little squeak of fear as her sussie tries to burrow against her chest.

[Green] Roars loudly, flinging spittle and making the ground shake.

[Novisor] Assaults him mentally, making the green imp stagger back.

[Doc] Calls out- We’re imps too! Stop fighting us!

[Red] That doesn’t mean anything! Defeat stabbed me to death!

[Hazel] Um...

[Red] Defensively -I got better!

[Lie] Is giving the red imposter a rather baffled look-

[Izzy] - So he respawned?

[Doc] Oh he is not from this game...

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[Red] Is suddenly trapped and screams in terror. His mouth is full of sharp teeth and he fumbles a gun, nearly dropping it. He’s somewhat off model from the crew mates they’ve been seeing. His skin has small wrinkles that make it look like slightly rumpled clothing.

[Hazel] It’s one of the ones that got ejected! I can tell because he looks a bit... odd.

[Lie] - Then where's the other?

[Izzy] Shakes her head a little, she can hear Insanity muttering a little-

[Red] You’re all in danger! That black imp is a psychopath! -His hands are trembling around the gun.

[Doc] He’s not! We’re not trying to hurt you!

[Lie] - Oh dear... Novisor? Do you have a doppleganger?

[Red] He’s not Novisor! He’s Defeat and he’s got a horrible parasite! Run away before he rips us all apart!

-There’s a roar from farther into the woods and something large crashing through the brambles and shadows.

[Lie] Goes on alert-

[Izzy] - What are you talking about? This is Novisor

[Red] Bullshit! He has a mask!

[Novisor] Reaches up to remove the mask-

[Doc] Uh guys....!!!!

-Something massive and green is barreling towards them. It’s got a half shattered visor glowing red from under the cracks. The head is bigger then the front of the shuttle and has two curved horns. One is broken in half.

[Red] Fights his way through the thorns and runs towards it.

[Lie] - Thoughts?

[Novisor] He’s insane?!? - He takes out his gun but the monster is upon them before he can aim it. A massive thick tentacle slapping it out of his hand.

[Red] Ran behind the distorted imposter and out of sight.

[Lie] Skips back and then looks up in concern at her friends still of Novisor's head and backpack-

[Doc] Makes a leap off of Novisor’s head and transforms. They charge the green imp with Izzy still firmly anchored in their mane.

[Green] Is mostly mouth and ignores the dragon. Slavering jaws snapping at Novisor.

[Red] Makes a flying leap for greens back and scrambled up to his head like a squirrel -Get his ass!