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i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
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so i googled “boobs with faces” because i thought it would be funny??
and this popped up???
and im like what the hell these are just some really good art portraits of presidents why do they come up when you search boobs with faces
and then i realised


there are boobs????? painted??? on their faces????

wh y????


WHAT THE F UCK

A R EYOU FUCKIN G KIDDIN G???????????????
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on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
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i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015
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Mother cat walks through flames 5 times to save kittens from building fire in Brooklyn, NY.
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