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harry potter characters as my tweets

harry: toddlers breathe and arianators voldemort attacks them

ron: my brother is really skipping out on a field trip because he's "been to busch gardens enough already" ASSHOLE I'VE BEEN NEVER

hermione: damn i straighten my hair and suddenly the whole school falls in love with me

ginny: getting drugs w lunch today😌 and by drugs i mean tylenol

neville: going on the record to say that i will absolutely start snape discourse with ariana grande harry potter i do not care

luna: how do dogs survive the winter in canada they must be freezing🥺🥺

draco: i don’t mind my dad trying to buy my love

fred and george: “they raise cattle and sheep. i just wanna raise the roof.” FUCKING MOOD

bonuses:

everyone in gof: my psychology teacher dada professor and the live action cat in the hat are the same person and no i can't elaborate

bellatrix: time for everyone's favorite game....NAME THAT BRAIN DAMAGE

moaning myrtle: CRYING MY EYES OUT

lucius: courtney saying “yeah we going to jail” is the biggest mood of this decade

harry at the end of almost every book: he is awake and i am being attacked

harry part two (three?): sometimes i feel rly sad but then i remember i’m mutuals with bitlife ron weasley and i feel way better but still rly sad

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it’s been three seasons and no one has figured out that marinette and adrien are ladybug and chat noir

Evidence against the argument that Superman's disguise wouldn't fool anyone:

adventurecomics

Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.

Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.

Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.

Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.

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nicky having andrew saved in his phone as “Andruwu” 

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The Agreste Twins are now both officially dating!

Gossip magazine cover based on @edorazzi ’s twin AU! I FRIGGIN love it, honestly. I have a few more bri/felix doodles that im probably gonna post later bc I love them to pieces and I believe wholeheartedly that felix is a softie

Here you go! (@edorazzi )

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i could change chat to carapace and it would STILL be accurate sorry it’s been bugging me

rena rouge: ladybug, that suit is doing nothing for your ass.

ladybug: no one asked you to look, rena.

chat, out of nowhere: i think you look great, ladybug. as far as i’m concerned, that’s paris’ ass!

bonus:

marinette, in the mirror later: that is paris’ ass!

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Chat bashing Adrien is honestly the FUNNIEST shit and I desperately want a fic now where everyone thinks that Chat just… really HATES Adrien for some reason? No one knows why but it’s just common knowledge in Paris that for some reason Chat thinks Adrien Agreste is an insufferable little punk.

And Chat keeps unintentionally escalating it as well, like Ladybug yells at him to go protect a room where she thinks Adrien is hiding and instead he runs in the opposite direction (because he knows the room is empty) and LB is just so mad at him about it for like a week, “Chat how COULD you” and Chat… can’t even really say anything, because he shouldn’t have known the room was empty, so he tries to play it off as a joke like, “Adrien does fencing I’m sure he would’ve been fine” LB: “CHAT HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT”

And like, theory boards BLOW UP with this. Some people think Chat is a model who resents Adrien for the competition, some people think that Chat just has a bone to pick with celebrities, some people like Alya notice the similarity in their appearances and words like “secret twin” and “estranged Agreste brother” get thrown around until half the people on the internet are convinced Chat is the long lost evil son of the Agreste family trying to redeem himself for some kind of heinous crime

Eventually Chat just accepts this is happening and rolls with it, he sets up a public Snapchat account specifically to take photos of Adrien billboards and add sarcastic captions and just accepts the whole thing as his new brand, yes #AdrienAgresteIsABastard who’s with me

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Marry That Girl

The way I want Adrien to develop a crush on Marinette in canon, or at least realise that he has a mega crush on Marinette, is for him to find out about the future she had planned for the two of them. 

Let’s say Marinette has a special sketchbook. This sketchbook is filled with drawings of their future house, of Adrien as an adult in multiple occupational settings, of Marinette and Adrien’s wedding, and most importantly, their future children. 

Let’s say Marinette had accidentally brought this sketchbook to school instead of her regular one. Let’s say she accidentally dropped this sketchbook while rushing out of school to help go meet Mme. Chamack to go babysit Manon. 

Let’s say Adrien was nearby and picked up the sketchbook.

He wasn’t able to call out to her before she ran off, so he kept it, deciding to give it back to her tomorrow. He gets into his car and is driven home.

Of course, though, he’s a cat, curious through and through. It wouldn’t hurt to take a peek, right? Besides, Marinette’s such an excellent designer, maybe he could put in a good word to his father.

He didn’t expect to see the wedding dress on the first page, a self-portrait of her in an intricate bun and gorgeous white lace. It’s mesmerizing. It makes him excited, already imagining her at her wedding, her giddy smile as she stands before her future groom. 

He turns the page. His cheeks burn. 

The future groom is apparently him. 

There he is, in a sunny, shiny beige suit and a wide, toothy grin. His hair is messy and his tie’s a bit loose, and it surprises him how specific she was in those details. That she wasn’t expecting him to be perfect. That she didn’t want him to be perfect. 

His heart thuds loudly in his chest, and he turns the page. 

It’s him in a lab coat, standing beside some complex piece of machinery that Marinette had definitely searched references to. Beside him is the single word “Physicist.” 

He turns the page again.

It’s him in a simple suit, wearing a tacky tie, standing in front of a chalk board and talking to a group. Beside this drawing, the word “Professor” is written.

Once again, he turns the page.

It’s him in his fencing uniform, standing on top of a podium. In one hand, he is holding a shiny medal that’s wrapped against his neck, grinning right beside it. In the other hand, he holds his foil, his helmet tucked under his arm. “Fencer.” He didn’t need to read the word to guess that one.

He turns at least fifteen pages, each one of him in a different occupation, something related to one of his hobbies or likes, even things he’s only ever had a casual interest in. He nearly laughed at the sight of him as an ice dancer. He won’t lie, he did like ice skating, but really?

It’s the last one that leaves him in near tears. 

It’s him laying casually on a couch, two little boys tucked under each of his arms, and one little girl curled up against the center of his chest. All four of the people in the picture are fast asleep in front of a TV. “Stay-At-Home Dad” was written next to this drawing. 

He chokes down his sob. The driver looks at him through the review mirror in concern, and sees the wide smile across the boy’s face. Happy tears, then. 

The next page shows the three children together. He smiles wider at the sight of their last names. 

Hugo Dupain-Cheng-Agreste

Louis Dupain-Cheng-Agreste

His eyes land on the girl’s name, and his heart stops. 

Emilie “Emma” Dupain-Cheng-Agreste.

He stares, and stares, and stares. Then he closes the sketchbook, and brings it close to his chest, almost scared of the idea of letting it go. He looks out the window and sees the mansion. They’ve apparently been here for quite some time. 

He scurries to his room, locks the door, and doesn’t come out until he’s memorized every single page of the sketchbook. Damn the consequences.

He eats dinner that night in a trance. Gabriel even comes down to eat with him, informed by a worried Nathalie of his son’s strange behaviour. Adrien barely acknowledges his presence, too occupied with his thoughts, smiling as though he were floating peacefully on a cloud. Nothing anyone says gets through to him.

He imagines his life with Marinette. Her in a pretty, professional bun and shy, loving smiles, dressed up as she’s about to go to her office as a head designer. Him in casual, comfy clothing as he makes breakfast for their family of five, kissing the cheeks of his three children and the lips of his wife. He’d help the kids get dressed, brush their teeth, and take them to school. Take care of their hamster at home, because they most certainly will have a hamster, he guarantees it. He’ll bring a home cooked lunch directly to his wife’s work, and she’d drop everything to take a lunch break with him because that’s the kind of person she is— attentive… loving… 

Beautiful, his mind supplies. Her smile, her personality, her work. All of it absolutely gorgeous. He doesn’t even pretend to disagree. Marinette had planned this whole life around him. She knows what she wants. Her position as a fashion designer won’t change, nor will her future wedding dress. But she left his role in her life so open. Every option is catered around what he’d possibly want in the future. All the occupations he could choose from, their children’s names, where they’d live, who would take whose last name, etc, etc. 

He buries his face into his pillow and giddily kicks his feet, his thoughts once again remembering Emilie “Emma” Dupain-Cheng-Agreste. She wants to name their future daughter after his mom. 

He cries himself to sleep that night, but unlike every other time, it’s tears of happiness. 

He wakes up the next day with a single mission on his mind.

‘I’m going to marry the HELL outta that girl!’

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rena rouge: ladybug, that suit is doing nothing for your ass.

ladybug: no one asked you to look, rena.

chat, out of nowhere: i think you look great, ladybug. as far as i’m concerned, that’s paris’ ass!

bonus:

marinette, in the mirror later: that is paris’ ass!

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The No Pound-It

I think this scene is very significant. Chat Noir finds out Onichan is Kagami, and goes to her with the rose petal. Oh wait, Chat Noir knows her name? They didn’t even know her name when she was Riposte. This is where things get interesting in more ways that one. Ladybug seemed to act a bit differently than usual. She rushed up to Chat Noir whose attention was on Kagami, looking pretty cutesy with that pose, and held out her hand for their typical “Pound it!” as if she didn’t want his attention on her. … And then she was ignored. Chat Noir completely ignored their usual ritual that he himself has gotten upset over her skipping out on it (Syren, when Rena’s identity was about to be exposed) for Kagami. Ouch. Ladybug’s been hearing so much about how much Chat Noir has been in love with her, even when she’s Marinette, but then to unnecessarily ignore her, brush her off with a rushed “I’ll take her home” sees him scoop the girl into his arms (who did not need to be picked up right at that moment to be taken home)…. I bet that didn’t leave her with a good feeling. Not to mention being told that she should watch out for Lila and her lies. Leaving her alone with the one person Ladybug has ever shown to have a horrible time with that could really put her in danger. It kind of reminds me of Chameleon all over again where it’s not asked how she feels about a situation before she’s put into it. Ladybug’s really shocked and let-down face really showed off how much she really cares for her Kitty. We’ve seen a lot of Marichat stuff, even if only briefly, about Marinette and Chat’s feelings (albeit friends/platonic) but maybe this is the start of Marinette realizing feelings for Chat Noir when he may seem to give attention to someone else.

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So Adrien’s worst subject is math huh

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fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.  

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Marry That Girl

The way I want Adrien to develop a crush on Marinette in canon, or at least realise that he has a mega crush on Marinette, is for him to find out about the future she had planned for the two of them. 

Let’s say Marinette has a special sketchbook. This sketchbook is filled with drawings of their future house, of Adrien as an adult in multiple occupational settings, of Marinette and Adrien’s wedding, and most importantly, their future children. 

Let’s say Marinette had accidentally brought this sketchbook to school instead of her regular one. Let’s say she accidentally dropped this sketchbook while rushing out of school to help go meet Mme. Chamack to go babysit Manon. 

Let’s say Adrien was nearby and picked up the sketchbook.

He wasn’t able to call out to her before she ran off, so he kept it, deciding to give it back to her tomorrow. He gets into his car and is driven home.

Of course, though, he’s a cat, curious through and through. It wouldn’t hurt to take a peek, right? Besides, Marinette’s such an excellent designer, maybe he could put in a good word to his father.

He didn’t expect to see the wedding dress on the first page, a self-portrait of her in an intricate bun and gorgeous white lace. It’s mesmerizing. It makes him excited, already imagining her at her wedding, her giddy smile as she stands before her future groom. 

He turns the page. His cheeks burn. 

The future groom is apparently him. 

There he is, in a sunny, shiny beige suit and a wide, toothy grin. His hair is messy and his tie’s a bit loose, and it surprises him how specific she was in those details. That she wasn’t expecting him to be perfect. That she didn’t want him to be perfect. 

His heart thuds loudly in his chest, and he turns the page. 

It’s him in a lab coat, standing beside some complex piece of machinery that Marinette had definitely searched references to. Beside him is the single word “Physicist.” 

He turns the page again.

It’s him in a simple suit, wearing a tacky tie, standing in front of a chalk board and talking to a group. Beside this drawing, the word “Professor” is written.

Once again, he turns the page.

It’s him in his fencing uniform, standing on top of a podium. In one hand, he is holding a shiny medal that’s wrapped against his neck, grinning right beside it. In the other hand, he holds his foil, his helmet tucked under his arm. “Fencer.” He didn’t need to read the word to guess that one.

He turns at least fifteen pages, each one of him in a different occupation, something related to one of his hobbies or likes, even things he’s only ever had a casual interest in. He nearly laughed at the sight of him as an ice dancer. He won’t lie, he did like ice skating, but really?

It’s the last one that leaves him in near tears. 

It’s him laying casually on a couch, two little boys tucked under each of his arms, and one little girl curled up against the center of his chest. All four of the people in the picture are fast asleep in front of a TV. “Stay-At-Home Dad” was written next to this drawing. 

He chokes down his sob. The driver looks at him through the review mirror in concern, and sees the wide smile across the boy’s face. Happy tears, then. 

The next page shows the three children together. He smiles wider at the sight of their last names. 

Hugo Dupain-Cheng-Agreste

Louis Dupain-Cheng-Agreste

His eyes land on the girl’s name, and his heart stops. 

Emilie “Emma” Dupain-Cheng-Agreste.

He stares, and stares, and stares. Then he closes the sketchbook, and brings it close to his chest, almost scared of the idea of letting it go. He looks out the window and sees the mansion. They’ve apparently been here for quite some time. 

He scurries to his room, locks the door, and doesn’t come out until he’s memorized every single page of the sketchbook. Damn the consequences.

He eats dinner that night in a trance. Gabriel even comes down to eat with him, informed by a worried Nathalie of his son’s strange behaviour. Adrien barely acknowledges his presence, too occupied with his thoughts, smiling as though he were floating peacefully on a cloud. Nothing anyone says gets through to him.

He imagines his life with Marinette. Her in a pretty, professional bun and shy, loving smiles, dressed up as she’s about to go to her office as a head designer. Him in casual, comfy clothing as he makes breakfast for their family of five, kissing the cheeks of his three children and the lips of his wife. He’d help the kids get dressed, brush their teeth, and take them to school. Take care of their hamster at home, because they most certainly will have a hamster, he guarantees it. He’ll bring a home cooked lunch directly to his wife’s work, and she’d drop everything to take a lunch break with him because that’s the kind of person she is— attentive… loving… 

Beautiful, his mind supplies. Her smile, her personality, her work. All of it absolutely gorgeous. He doesn’t even pretend to disagree. Marinette had planned this whole life around him. She knows what she wants. Her position as a fashion designer won’t change, nor will her future wedding dress. But she left his role in her life so open. Every option is catered around what he’d possibly want in the future. All the occupations he could choose from, their children’s names, where they’d live, who would take whose last name, etc, etc. 

He buries his face into his pillow and giddily kicks his feet, his thoughts once again remembering Emilie “Emma” Dupain-Cheng-Agreste. She wants to name their future daughter after his mom. 

He cries himself to sleep that night, but unlike every other time, it’s tears of happiness. 

He wakes up the next day with a single mission on his mind.

‘I’m going to marry the HELL outta that girl!’

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I’m sure a lot of you know by now I’m no fan of Kagami. Today’s episode just added on to the reasons why I just can’t like her. She sees a picture of the boy she likes being kissed on the cheek by another girl. Yes, it really sucks to see and it makes you feel like your heart just sunk into your stomach and you don’t really know what to think or feel besides deep sadness and anger (at the situation, never the person if you don’t even know them or know them very well). But like… her level of anger, tossing her phone away, cutting down a fully grown tree, and pulling out her notebook of a picture of them and his rose to then start bawling and get akumatized to destroy the girl from the picture.  That’s a bit scary. What happens when Marinette and Adrien actually end up together? Hopefully she won’t react like that, because having to kill a living thing to vent your anger isn’t a very healthy or acceptable thing to do over something so lame as that picture that meant absolutely nothing. Nor getting akumatized with the desire of wanting to harm the girl he’s with just for being with him. (Mind you, Lila and Kagami didn’t even know of each other prior to this episode).

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An AU where...

Luka owns a ukelele. He calls it his “Lukalele”

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Anyone’s got link to the new eps in english dub/sub?

I don’t go to the tag since some of you can’t for the life of you figure out to how tag sp//oilers

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the only adults in ml that i can trust:

jagged

penny

ヾ(｡>﹏<｡)ﾉﾞ✧*mr. fireman .｡.:*♡ヾ(*˘︶˘*)

sabine

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This Post is about Oni-Chan

Okay guys, let’s talk. I like Miraculous and all but goddamn, this episode was way out of line. 

1- Marinette stealing Juleka’s bike to chase Adrien and try to ~break into his house~??? AND THE FIREFIGHTER HELPING HER AS IF IT WAS TOTALLY OK???

2- Kagami totally OOC just seeing a picture and suddenly being possessive and jealous of Adrien 

3- Again the reset, apparently Adrien forgot that Lila is a liar and had to be remembered about it for the third time. She harassed him a lot again which makes me pissed. Don’t touch people without their consent.

Man, this is not cool and not funny, being possessive, a stalker and jealous is not healthy and you shouldn’t show this to kids as if it was normal and romantic. It shouldn’t be a comic relief. This is abusive behavior and the girls keep fighting each other over a boy, which for a “girl power” show is terrible (and it’s not only 2 girls fighting over him, if it was anime, it would be a harem). You don’t wanna teach girls to act like that, pls?

For god’s sake, Adrien is not a trophy, I just can’t take it anymore. And people are hating on him because of that too as if he’s done something bad, when he is basically the victim of all this. These girls are totally creepy, I would’ve stayed at home if I were him cause this is insane and he deserves better. oof

And the most important thing:

  This is a kid’s show

Naming the akuma Oni-chan is a TERRIBLE idea cause well, if you are into anime you know what I’m talking about. Kids might search for it. If you search for it on youtube, for example, you’ll see the results are totally not meant for kids and they are not supposed to have access to such a thing. 

That’s all folks

I know the series have potential for more and I hope they’ll improve. I’m really having a hard time to enjoy it the way it is rn.