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you found it disgusting and immoral; i found it sexy and arousing. this is why i have whimsy and you don't.

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“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

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For the ones that need it today

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me: and the foundational family myth, the Winchester Story, the altar upon which john sacrificed his sons' childhoods, comes CRASHING down in season five with the revelation that john and mary had a rocky, tumultuous marriage and that heaven had to conspire to magically brainwash them to stay together long enough to produce their fated angel vessel offspring as part of a millennia-long human breeding program ensuring that the fated apocalypse would come to pass

my date: *puts down half-eaten breadstick* we're talking about the cable tv show? about the bitches in the car?

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Spin a wheel to be assigned someone!

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knights can be created by other knights like vampires except instead of biting them they wack them on the shoulders with swords

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We lay here for years or for hours Your hand in my hand, so still and discreet So long, we'd become the flowers We'd feed well the land and worry the sheep

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YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE.

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A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"

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genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

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I think maybe the most ironic part of the white supremacist “Muslims are taking over Europe, save European culture and its people!” rhetoric is that they’ve been saying it for the past 1,300 years. No exaggeration. This is something they’ve been fearmongering about since the 8th century.

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Corporations have no place in health care.

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Right?! I’ve never looked at something and though “Oh my God this is from 2018 I simply cannot endure the embarrassment of reblogging!”

It’s always “Oh my God this is still going! I must share it! Reblog!!”

You all should have this on btw

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Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup