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my first thought was omg ouch.. but that poor baby. :/ the mother had untreated gestational diabetes & now that baby has deal with the consequences of it. I can’t even imagine..
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omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now
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I've gotten some new followers!
That's so awesome! Hi everybody! Unfortunately, I'm not being notified when new people follow me, so I don't know who to follow back.
So if you've followed me and I didn't follow back feel free to message me and I'll follow for sure!
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Thank you!
Please answer if you can!
I have lost about 15 lbs so far during my pregnancy. When I start gaining it back, does that count towards pregnancy weight gain? For example: If i gain 3 pounds next month does it count at a 3 pound gain, or a 12 pound loss still?
Does anybody know?
Anyone?? Pretty please?
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Please answer if you can!
I have lost about 15 lbs so far during my pregnancy. When I start gaining it back, does that count towards pregnancy weight gain? For example: If i gain 3 pounds next month does it count at a 3 pound gain, or a 12 pound loss still?
Does anybody know?
Anyone?? Pretty please?
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Oh man....
My dog is a rescue from the pound. They think she was used for breeding based on her lady parts and nips. She's older and tends to be stinky :) She's sweet though, and just wants love.
My son has friends over today because we're having a barbeque later. They were laughing and playing and then Atreyu comes up to me and says "Momma, isn't fergina a bad word? Landon said that the dog has a nasty floppy fergina. I told him not to be mean, because she can't help it if she's old and nasty"
He got distracted before I could answer him, but I think we may need to have a talk later... about "ferginas". He still insists that Mommys pee out of their butt because we sit when we pee. I'm not prepared for this.
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#dashcomic issue 22: The Overdramatic Baby
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No. Do not breastfeed your infant in the sanctuary while the pastor is preaching. Have a little more respect than that.
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Hello! Your secret admirer here. Just thought I'd check out your blog before we get started on the first and i would like to say you're awesome and i hope you have a lovely day.
Hi!!! I’m so excited! :)
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I never took any of those classes and my son is a happy and healthy 5 year old now. I think they're great for people that need to gain more confidence for birth or parenthood, but they're just not for everybody.
Are baby classes necessary? Like, I have about 3 books about birthing, babies, and breastfeeding and I’m still being forced to go to these classes.
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My husband tells me that I'm pretty. Even when I'm hormonal and cranky.
I like that shit.
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 bc u guiz wanted it to be rebloggableÂ
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